| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Bob Monkhouse |
Cilla Black singing, The Golden Shot, Kumbaya, presenting The Big Breakfast |
The French, ventriloquists, Elvis Presley |
| Jo Brand |
Mona Lisa, smug people in car commercials, spitting (gobbing) |
1975, jazz, The Magic Roundabout, Bonn |
| Ian Hislop |
Robert Kilroy-Silk, beards, the Channel 4 talk show Loose Talk as presented by Ian Hislop |
Postman Pat, Hello!, Truly, Madly, Deeply, the book A Parliamentary Affair by Edwina Currie |
| Peter Cook |
Domestic rabbits, Gracie Fields, Watchdog, the British countryside, packaging |
The "Dear Son" Nationwide Building Society advert, 1970s German softcore pornography |
| David Baddiel |
Football boots, Delicatessen, a photograph of himself taken in the 1970s, Tomorrow's World, golfing memorabilia |
Margi Clarke, the FA Cup |
| Tony Slattery |
An Odor Eaters advert, British chain hotels, The Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh, 1980s daytime soap opera Gems starring Tony Slattery |
The Our Tune feature of Simon Bates' radio shows, Snoopy, Space Hoppers |
| Maureen Lipman |
Tom Jones, the film The Smashing Bird I Used To Know starring Maureen Lipman, the film Carry On Columbus again starring Maureen Lipman, television quiz shows |
Leggings, television cop shows, The Word |
| Danny Baker |
QVC, pub grub, a Robert Redford look-alike, consumer affairs television |
Casualty, long gloves, Eurodisney |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Richard Wilson |
Smoking, trainspotters, Gardeners' Question Time |
Come Dancing, faeces, Songs of Praise |
| Frank Skinner |
Jokes that don't work, David Baddiel's cat 'Chairman Meow', Sophie's Choice |
Unidentified tubes in meat, William Shakespeare, Action Man |
| Caroline Quentin |
Bras for ladies with a large bosom, weather forecasters, teasmades, Les Misérables, home perms |
Rodents especially rats |
| Jimmy Tarbuck |
Sports commentators, dressing gowns |
Australian television programmes, Do It Yourself, Richard and Judy, children using the telephone |
| Richard E. Grant |
Sandals with socks, a Vauxhall Astra advert starring Richard E. Grant, noisy people in cinemas |
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree, mathematics teachers, Sarah, Duchess of York, Jilly Goolden |
| Germaine Greer |
Sister Wendy Beckett |
Vivienne Westwood, dogs with disproportionately large genitals, her post, Michael Portillo's lips, The Joanna Trollope television series The Choir |
| Angus Deayton |
West Highland Terriers, BBC Two logos |
BBC Radio 2, the 1960s, insurance companies, car stickers, cricket |
| Terry Christian |
Musical films, tortoises, Kenny Dalglish |
The United States and The American people, student backpackers, public schoolboys, Blue Peter |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Nick Hancock |
Football, people who are happy, theatre and actors |
Being a teacher, New Year's Eve, people who don't know how to argue |
| Michael Parkinson |
The small piece of cotton which holds a new pair of socks together, Marylebone Cricket Club, teenagers |
People who dress up as football mascots, weather forecasts, Teletubbies, celebrities doing jobs for which they are not qualified |
| Spike Milligan |
Football [2] |
Portsmouth, Muzak, Chris Evans, his own house, soap operas, hunting, parties |
| John Sergeant |
Over-attentive waiters, Casualty, war reporting |
Shopping for Shoes, Margaret Thatcher, Plastic wrappers around videotapes and Compact Discs |
| Meera Syal |
Men adjusting their genitals in public (pocket billiards), decorative toilet roll covers, wannabe ethnics |
The skin on rice pudding and custard, Cockroaches, youth hostelling, Austria, the song "Paper Roses" by Marie Osmond |
| Esther Rantzen [3] |
Incorrect word usage, horror films, astrology, body piercing |
Television cookery programmes, leggings, Gentlemen's clubs, housework |
| Julian Clary |
Boats, the left side of his own face, the countryside |
Celebrity parties, spitting, the fact that dogs don't live long enough |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Kathy Burke |
Mobile phones, fish bones |
Kissing on both cheeks, mathematics, Posh Tea, Jeffrey Archer, soppy love songs |
| Terry Venables |
pins in shirts, people who reject their working class past, dogs that are too big for their surroundings, football chairmen |
Uninformed journalists, cyclists |
| Bill Bailey |
Bras |
His TV debut with a mind reading dog, the revamped theme tune to The Bill, the 1980s, Chris de Burgh |
| Phill Jupitus |
People that are not afraid of spiders, pudding basin haircuts |
Corporate fast food, extended warranties, cat lovers, God Save the Queen |
| Janet Street-Porter |
Pets |
Ken Livingstone, builders who make fun of her accent, BBC Radio 1 DJs, Stephen Bayley (who helped design the Millennium Dome) and other design gurus, cockney culture |
| Mo Mowlam |
Verdigris on statues |
Wigs, lawyers, smoking bans, Section 28, cooked apples, golf |
| Will Self |
Airport design, trainers |
Bed and Breakfast, the Crown jewels, cheese footballs |
| Jonathan Ross |
Gadgets that don't live up to their advertising, his own dress sense |
The royal family going abroad, dogs' lips, 'plucky underdog' films [4] |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Paul Daniels |
Top Gear, cheese |
Synchronised swimming, DIY makeover shows like Changing Rooms |
| Rich Hall [5] |
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Pointless science, Disney, short people, pretentious food, modern country music |
| Sanjeev Bhaskar |
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo |
Silent letters, pet accessories, Alan Ball, gifts from elderly relatives |
| George Melly |
advertisers who use Estuary English as a selling technique, swans, growing old |
Boy bands, reverence to the Royal Family |
| Liza Tarbuck |
CDs |
Mini-cab drivers who honk to let you know they've arrived, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, litter, Slugs, snot |
| Lorraine Kelly |
Scottish stereotyping |
Pedal-bin hair, Liz Hurley, thongs, realistic toys |
| Des Lynam |
Teeth |
Instruction manuals, France, golf, eating in cinemas, politicians, rap |
| Mel and Sue |
Leighton Buzzard |
Tonsils, student drama, protest raps, nautical fashion, PE teachers |
| Anne Robinson |
The Welsh |
Children's television presenters, Big Mouth Billy Bass, Ben Elton, media training, 24-hour television news channels |
| Stephen Fry |
Commemorative plates |
Late-night review shows, New Age, Australian Questioning Intonation, Room 101 |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Johnny Vegas |
Courtroom drawings, jackets for wine bottles |
People who force holiday reps and entertainers (like at Butlin's) with no talent to entertain, Internet chat rooms, novelty boxer shorts |
| John Peel |
Driving through Essex, death, men with beards |
Colds, shielding the ball in football, shopping for clothes |
| Fay Ripley |
Shy people, camping in tents, champagne |
Robert Kilroy-Silk, horses |
| Alexei Sayle |
The general public |
Static electricity, Cirque du Soleil, Starbucks coffee houses, carved vegetables, abuse of handicapped parking privileges |
| Patrick Moore |
Newspaper supplements |
The Archbishop of Canterbury (at the time, George Carey), maybugs, loud music in restaurants, plastic wrapping, female radio announcers |
| Jessica Stevenson |
Free love |
Marzipan, Anne Robinson, winter, cross country running, zoos |
| Michael Grade |
Customs |
Doctor Who [6], Miss World and other beauty contests, powerboats, Shirley Bassey |
| Ricky Gervais |
Caravan holidays from his own youth |
Babies in restaurants, lateness, telethons like Children in Need or Red Nose Day, noisy people (e.g. people who whistle) |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Ronan Keating |
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Hangovers, daft questions in interviews (e.g. "if you were a biscuit, what kind of biscuit would you be?"), rudeness, overlarge entourages, pop stars who mime |
| Boris Johnson |
People who are rude to him whilst he is cycling |
Hard boiled eggs, Lynda Lee Potter, Richard Clayderman, smoking bans |
| Linda Smith |
Men who wear bow ties |
Adults who read Harry Potter books, Tim Henman, "Back to School" signs, comic opera [7] |
| Gordon Ramsay |
London's taxi drivers, changing his children's nappies, Traffic Wardens |
Service charge, Okra |
| Ross Noble |
People who look like cats |
Craig David, cartoon animals that wear clothes, clipboards, Christian rock |
| Sean Lock |
Jeremy Clarkson [8] |
Concrete, merchandising, actors, pointless tourist attractions |
| Ron Atkinson |
DIY and housework, snakes, Spaghetti Junction, Renée and Renato |
Footballers who complain |
| Bruce Forsyth |
Yugoslavia |
Lettuce and bottled water and bruised Jack Daniel's[9], the rules of golf, female announcers who shout at the end of a sentence, directors who make fast cuts |
| Guest |
Took Home |
Banished to Room 101 |
| Kirsty Young |
Brazilian waxing, People with either very loud or very quiet voices |
Cowboy boots, Britney Spears, "baby on board" stickers, |
| Shane Richie |
Massage |
Donkey Derby, queuing, out-of-date magazines, Trisha |
| Tracey Emin |
Being drunk, pointing |
Cocaine, tipping, clowns |
| Harry Hill |
Traffic calming measures |
Ice cream vans, nocturnal animals, Barney the Dinosaur, God |
| Michael Winner |
People at the cinema with big heads, modern buildings |
Rude or incompetent restaurant staff, drivers who wait at green traffic lights, bad liars |
| Fern Britton |
Skiing holidays, small evening bags |
Flowers from a petrol station, detox diets, Animal Hospital |
| Omid Djalili |
Places without air conditioning, chilies |
Male yoga teachers, Open-Air theatres, comperes & hecklers |
| Michael Gambon |
Education |
London buses, fussy make-up artists, birthdays, Notting Hill |