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" Ahh I've been expecting you Meester...?" You were supposed to be assassinated in Hong Kong by Number Three. This organization does not tolerate failure -he will be eliminated. Hear my evil laugh here. For mini Blofeld's laugh which is even more evil click here. Welcome to my underground volcano base somewhere in deepermost Japan. It was purchased from Emperor Hirohito at the astronomical cost of $1 million in the summer of 1966. My name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld of the evil terrorist organization SPECTRE. I was born in Bruges, Belgium in 1908 although I sound like I'm from Budapest with a plank shoved up my ass. I'm bald with a deep scar on my face caused by my kitty Mr Bigglesworth getting ratty as nobody would throw him a frigging bone. According to this Baldy is "Number 1" contributor to english wikipedia. Give his head a polish and congratulate him or give his kitty a nice hamper full of Whiskas. Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion is my business.

The World is mine'

Contents 1 PERSONAL PROFILE 1.1 FILMS AND ACTORS 1.2 SLOVAKIA-MUNICIPALITIES 1.3 Slovenia 1.3.1 FRENCH TOWNS AND VILLAGES 1.4 HUNGARIAN ART 1.4.1 FINLAND 1.4.2 TIBET 1.4.2.1 Goals 1.4.3 EGYPTOLOGY 1.4.4 LANDMARKS OF EUROPE 1.4.5 JAMES BOND 1.5 Aviation and Spaceflight 2 AWARDS 3 GALLERY 4 Blofeld's hall of comedy

[edit] PERSONAL PROFILE

PERSONAL PROFILE

• Name: Ernst Stavro "James" Blofeld
• Age: 25 (May 1983)
• Gender: male
• Location: Barry, Wales
• Degree: Bachelor of Science (Bsc) Geography
• Hobbies/Interests:Surfing, golf, swimming, weight lifting, rowing, chess, guitar and piano, melodic rock music, world geography, travelling, reading travel books and space exploration/astronomy
• Dislikes Rude people, Japanese manga and chain smokers
• Vices Beautiful women, chocolate, cheeses and jelly babies

Oh yeah lets remind us first how huge wikipedia is. Each book contains 1,600,000 words:

787 volumes

CONTENTS

"Wikipedia is about the decentralization of information; it's about the democratization of fact gathering and fact reporting. That's a wonderful phenomenon in the world of information and media"

I strongly believe wikipedia through the internet is one of the greatest breakthroughs of information services in the history of mankind. Previously inaccessible information can now transcend across national borders in seconds, from localites uniting as one. I strongly believe this is why the mainstream media has criticised it because they fear the decentralization and decommercialization of knowledge by us. The potential of wikipedia is astounding, as millions contribute and build something together never seen before in history the higher our site rates in the top search engines such as google with the result that more and more people reach us . They then see the potential of it and start contributing and thus wikipedias grows in leaps and bounds. Many commentators have argued that in the future wikipedia has the potential the become the dominant internet website with many sites linking to us so lets build this as a work of art and show what we can achieve!!!! For me it is the greatest task of decentralization of all time. Information from every single local library and research institute around the world should be processed and written into wikipedia from Poland to the Solomon Islands to eventually create the "sum of all knowledge".

• Some propoganda of the enormous potential of wikipedia in the future

[edit] FILMS AND ACTORS

Wikipedia is missing a vast quantity of older films and foreign films and actors which I will be aiming to set out and start. I am responsible for proposing and creating the Wikipedia:WikiProject Actors and Filmmakers project of WP biography.

Cinema of the United States
1890s
1890 1891 1892 1893 1894 1895 1896 1897 1898 1899
1900s
1900 1901 1902 1903 1904 1905 1906 1907 1908 1909
1910s
1910 1911 1912 1913 1914 1915 1916 1917 1918 1919
1920s
1920 1921 1922 1923 1924 1925 1926 1927 1928 1929
1930s
1930 1931 1932 1933 1934 1935 1936 1937 1938 1939
1940s
1940 1941 1942 1943 1944 1945 1946 1947 1948 1949
1950s
1950 1951 1952 1953 1954 1955 1956 1957 1958 1959
1960s
1960 1961 1962 1963 1964 1965 1966 1967 1968 1969
1970s
1970 1971 1972 1973 1974 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979
1980s
1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989
1990s
1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999
2000s
2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009

One of my main achievements on wikipedia is compiling a list of films by country for WikiProject Film onto wikipedia (see below). I began working extensively on films of the Cinema of Argentina and aim to complete the full cinema history for every country. In turn as films are added missing notable actors and actresses and film directors will be added to wikipedia. At present my main work on film is on compiling the history of American movies see right List of American films(help is needed!!) , List of British films and all other world lists, but it will become a superb film resource eventually.

I have created many film and cinema bio articles from all across the world. A tiny example or my film articles which I have created or worked extensively on include The Maltese Falcon (1941 film) , Seven Years in Tibet (1997 film), Casino Royale (2006 film), The Man with the Golden Gun (film), Joymati, Uttara (film), The Temptress and Torrent. My main aim on wikipedia is to not only fill in all the missing articles but to try to turn all stubs into decent articles. I strongly beleive that turning 10 stub articles quickly into quality articles is more benefiicial than working on just one film which is already of a B or GA status to FA. There are far too many stubs and I bleeive this project will only begin to become greatly respected when most links display full length knowledgable articles. Some time I aim to add all the John Wayne films at the very least- him being one of my favourite actors along with Mr Clint Eastwood and Steven Seagal.

I am very interested in films of the classical Golden Age of Hollywood - particularly the 1930s and 1940s and am also going through all the classic actor and director filmographies gradually and adding or standardizing all the articles on the films and actors.

One of my pet hates however in film or related culture is Japanese manga. I can't stand it!!!! I love historical and other Japanese culture but certainly not manga!! Featured articles I have contributed - Abbas Kiarostami, Casino Royale (2006 film) also Deforestation in Brazil etc

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v • d • e Cinema of Argentina Actors · Awards · Composers · Directors · Editors · Films A-Z · Cinematographers · Festivals · Producers · Screenwriters Films by year: 1897–1929 · 1930s · 1940 · 1941 · 1942 · 1943 · 1944 · 1945 · 1946 · 1947 · 1948 · 1949 · 1950 · 1951 · 1952 · 1953 · 1954 · 1955 · 1956 · 1957 · 1958 · 1959 · 1960 · 1961 · 1962 · 1963 · 1964 · 1965 · 1966 · 1967 · 1968 · 1969 · 1970 · 1971 · 1972 · 1973 · 1974 · 1975 · 1976 · 1977 · 1978 · 1979 · 1980 · 1981 · 1982 · 1983 · 1984 · 1985 · 1986 · 1987 · 1988 · 1989 · 1990 · 1991 · 1992 · 1993 · 1994 · 1995 · 1996 · 1997 · 1998 · 1999 · 2000 · 2001 · 2002 · 2003 · 2004 · 2005 · 2006 · 2007

[edit] SLOVAKIA-MUNICIPALITIES

Back in November 2006 I have completed setting up all villages and municpalities in Slovakia with User:Mark BA who is Slovak.

[edit] Slovenia

I helped set up WikiProject SLovenia and have contributed articles such as those in the template below:

v • d • e Ljubljana Districts Bežigrad - Center - Črnuče - Dravlje - Golovec - Jarše - Moste - Polje - Posavje - Rožnik - Rudnik - Sostro - Šentvid - Šiška - Šmarna gora - Trnovo - Vič Landmarks Argentina Park - Cankarjev dom - Cekin Mansion (museum) - Congress Square - Čop Street - Exhibition and Convention Centre - National Gallery - Ljubljana opera house - Ljubljana Stock Exchange - Ljubljana City Hall - National Museum - Ljubljanica - Ljubljana Zoo - Bežigrad Stadium - Hospital - Maister Monument - Town Square - Nebotičnik - National Library - Presidental Palace - Prešeren Square - Cobblers' Bridge - Dragon Bridge - Triple Bridge - Ljubljanica Sluice Gate - Robba's fountain - Slovenian Parliament - Tivoli Park - Vodnik Square - Žale - Navje Palaces and houses Ljubljana Castle - Kresija Palace - Grand Hotel Union - Central Pharmacy -Mladika - Gruber Palace - Philip Mansion - Court House Palace -Souvan House - Sela Mansion - Stična Mansion - Tivoli Castle - Zois Palace - Nama Churches St. Nicholas Cathedral - St. Peter's Church - Franciscan Church - Ursuline Church of the Holy Trinity - St. Jacob Church - St. Florian's Church Culture Slovenian Philharmonic - Olimpija Ljubljana - Ljubljana Summer Festival - Ljubljana International Film Festival - The Naked Stage - Metelkova Science and education University of Ljubljana - Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts - Anton Melik Geographical Institute - Jožef Stefan Institute People List of people from Ljubljana Transport and infrastructure Ljubljanski Potniški Promet - Ljubljana Railway Station - Emonika

[edit] FRENCH TOWNS AND VILLAGES

		French Barnstar of National Merit
		Awarded to Blofeld of SPECTRE for creating articles on so many French towns Ryan shell (talk) 14:49, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

I am currently working extensively on French communes, and aim to start an article on every town and village in France. Other wikipedias have had them for years and at the start of the drive there were about 30,000 articles missing, 90% of all places in France weren't covered. When the pages are set up infoboxes will be added and eventually I hope we can expand them all fully.

[edit] HUNGARIAN ART

I have also worked extensively on Hungarian painters and sculptors; most articles in Category:Hungarian sculptors are mine.

[edit] FINLAND

Contributing to Finnish articles such as actors, films and sports as a member of WP:Finland. I am also interested in Finnish and nordic biographical articles related to the arts including poets, scultpors, painters, essayists and scientists etc. Articles I have created or worked extenisively on include Olavi Paavolainen, Martti Haavio and Aaro Hellaakoski as examples.

[edit] TIBET

I have long had a love for Tibet and I set up Wikipedia:WikiProject Tibet, set up to improve articles related to Tibet and Tibetan Buddhism.

I have worked extensively on the main Tibet and Lhasa articles, created the gallery of His Holiness the Dalai Lama -all 14 reincarnations as well as creating and working on well over 50 articles on monasteries such as Tashilhunpo, Potala, Ramoche Temple, Shalu Monastery and Buton Rinchen. I translated Shalu Monastery for Spanish wikipedia, a language I read and write very well although am not fluent at speaking yet!!

I have the greatest of respect for the Dalai Lama, His Holiness, an extremely charismatic man whose words of love, kindness and compassion and respect for all should be acknowledged by all (even if this is sometimes very difficult with uncivil people)

[edit] Goals

• Add all missing landmarks including villages, lakes, mountains, rivers, improve Tibetan buddhist biographies etc.

[edit] EGYPTOLOGY

I am also highly interested in the Ancient World particularly Ancient Egypt and the Middle East Holy lands. I created tens of missing pharaohs from various dynasties as well as creating many of the categories and expanding existing articles. I anm fascinated my ancient mummies and history as the world has evolved over time.

[edit] LANDMARKS OF EUROPE

• START ARTICLES ON CATHEDRALS, UNIVERSITITES, CHURCHES, LAKES, RIVERS, VALLEYS, MOUNTAINS ETC IN EUROPE

[edit] JAMES BOND

As you can tell by my name I am an expert in the James Bond genre. I helped setting up WikiProject James Bond on wikipedia and some day hope that every film is an FA. I have worked extensively on films such as From Russia With Love, and The Man with the Golden Gun and Casino Royale with a total of 26 Bond GA'S and 1 FA status. I am also also partly responsible for all the images for every film and for the Lists of henchman and allies by film.

[edit] Aviation and Spaceflight

My interests also include aviation, airliners and I am fascinated by astronomy and space exploration. The vast expanse of unexplored space out there !!! Rocket and shuttle launches impress me (naturally being head of SPECTRE we steal Kreblakistani nuclear war heads and hld the world to ransom every time) and I have followed the developments of the Space Shuttle programme. The Hubble Telescope is another space programme that grabbed my interest.

[edit] AWARDS

Please enter:Awards won through extortion

[edit] GALLERY

I am also a very keen artist and painter (creativity runs strongly through many generations in my the family from poets and writers to painters). Every one of my 6 aunties and uncles is an accomplished painter including my father or a professional writer, I have one of those minds that thrives on powerful visual and vibrant imagery and scenic beauty.

Please enter my Gallery

[edit] Blofeld's hall of comedy

I am a bit of a comedian and have always made people laugh for whatever reason!! I was even told by a former employer that I am the funniest guy he has ever met. "You have a cracking personality!" he would say. I was sacked the next day. I chipped open the freezer one night and flooded the store by the following morning. Just kidding. I don't get on well with stuck up and serious people and I feel it is important to keep a light hearted view of things. That does not mean to say that I can't be very serious when I need to be, but I prefer to have a laugh and feel happy. My sense of humour can be quite crude but that comes with being British.

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