User:Blofeld of SPECTRE/Blofeld's evil hall of fun

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R.I.P. to one of the coolest members of my organization aptly named Evil Knievel who recently passed away. Knievel was the man, I still remember the the time he jumped over my volcano crater back in 1973, pretty cool. I never told anybody this but I and Mr Bigglesworth used to play with the toy miniture of Evil and get him to jump over the piranha tank when he was absent, and was off jumping over some 265 frickin Greyhound buses at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (where I also have a base). We loved you and so did the prosthetic limb industry and medical staff for keeping them in business. 460 broken bones was admirable. Rest in peace my evil dare devil amigo
Ladies and gentleman meet my orange teddy bear named "The Sudanese troublemaker". He is a deep orange colour from all his years of wandering the Sahara desert. Previously known as "More lethal than Al Quieda in igniting the aggression of extremists" this little guy is capable of stirring up trouble between governments and is a valuable asset to SPECTRE in creating chaos. The apple on his bib is used as a device to make him more attractive to professionals and lure them into a false sense of security e.g "An apple for the teacher" Ahem.
Flag of Panama Ladies and gentleman, SPECTRE is now offering canoeing lessons to anybody interested in seemingly disappearing off the planet for five frickin years like jelly belly Harold frickin Bishop or more recently the 19th century scientist of world reknown Darwin. The Panamanian SPECTRE World Canoeing Championships will be held on January 1 2008 where my organnization will be offering people a chance to disappear and "extort" money in hiding in some hidden cave beneath the lake where they will be able to hide until 2013. SPECTRE guarantees you will not remember a thing, although all wives will be informed of developments.



Ladies and Gentleman I'd like you to meet my new Number Two salvaged from Davy Jones Locker at the bottom of the Barents Sea. His main parrot has a particularly lethal venom and he is aptly named " Cajones" or "Mini Number 2" although he isn't as frickingly sunburned. In the name of Bootstrap Bill Turner somebody throw him a pecan nut
Ladies and Gentleman I'd like you to meet my new Number Two salvaged from Davy Jones Locker at the bottom of the Barents Sea. His main parrot has a particularly lethal venom and he is aptly named " Cajones" or "Mini Number 2" although he isn't as frickingly sunburned. In the name of Bootstrap Bill Turner somebody throw him a pecan nut
This is liquid hot "magma" pretty impressive ja? -although it looks like some frickin 579 year old Texaco oil tanker has hit a pebble again! Now that photographer is one CRAZY mofo!!!
This is liquid hot "magma" pretty impressive ja? -although it looks like some frickin 579 year old Texaco oil tanker has hit a pebble again! Now that photographer is one CRAZY mofo!!!
A warning example of what radioactive contamination through Project Viagra can do to a poor Granny Smith apple
A warning example of what radioactive contamination through Project Viagra can do to a poor Granny Smith apple
Ladies and gentleman I'd like you to meet my grossly obese Scottish henchman Fat Freddy who has an appetite for small children and babies and architecture. Sheeks!! Who ate all the pies and the bakery shop too!!
Ladies and gentleman I'd like you to meet my grossly obese Scottish henchman Fat Freddy who has an appetite for small children and babies and architecture. Sheeks!! Who ate all the pies and the bakery shop too!!
Toilets in Japan. I had one implemented in my Japanese volcano the other day (my gonads haven't the capacity they used to when I would run outside and charm the piranha in my outside Japanese lake. I spent six years in evil frickin medicine school to end up with this squatting like a frickin baboon!! Complete with shiny luminous green bathing slippers? Sheesh. Do the Japanese Sanitation Board think we are Bavarian tourists? What next? They'll be laying down towels on the beds and in the showers and reserving those next! According to the wikipedia article the handwritten Japanese sign to the left of the vertical pipe pleads with its users begging them to, "Please squat a bit closer.".
Toilets in Japan. I had one implemented in my Japanese volcano the other day (my gonads haven't the capacity they used to when I would run outside and charm the piranha in my outside Japanese lake. I spent six years in evil frickin medicine school to end up with this squatting like a frickin baboon!! Complete with shiny luminous green bathing slippers? Sheesh. Do the Japanese Sanitation Board think we are Bavarian tourists? What next? They'll be laying down towels on the beds and in the showers and reserving those next! According to the wikipedia article the handwritten Japanese sign to the left of the vertical pipe pleads with its users begging them to, "Please squat a bit closer.".
This is a dish called Besh barmak eaten by nomads in Krygzstan. Pretty tasty ja? That sheep's skull is exactly what it looks like. Yep it includes eating the face and brains of the sheep. Legend has it that it is supposed to make the locals grow a thick wooly coat to keep warm during the bitter cold months on the plateau. Horses and yaks must live in fear too of having themselves eaten too
This is a dish called Besh barmak eaten by nomads in Krygzstan. Pretty tasty ja? That sheep's skull is exactly what it looks like. Yep it includes eating the face and brains of the sheep. Legend has it that it is supposed to make the locals grow a thick wooly coat to keep warm during the bitter cold months on the plateau. Horses and yaks must live in fear too of having themselves eaten too
Jagshemash. Besh barmak is eaten in Kazakhstan where it is "krum" of the sheep is considered a royal delicacy and given to Kazakh government. Niiice. George W's father Barbara was given it when Kazakh government in white house and said it was better than any "bush" she had ever taste. Khudā hāfiz!
Jagshemash. Besh barmak is eaten in Kazakhstan where it is "krum" of the sheep is considered a royal delicacy and given to Kazakh government. Niiice. George W's father Barbara was given it when Kazakh government in white house and said it was better than any "bush" she had ever taste. Khudā hāfiz!
Whoever knew Michael Jackson was King of the Polish Commonwealth?
Whoever knew Michael Jackson was King of the Polish Commonwealth?
This guy was the greatest atlas a boy could receive back in the 1980s. Every town in Italy mapped out!!
This guy was the greatest atlas a boy could receive back in the 1980s. Every town in Italy mapped out!!
In a distorted Belgian accent / a Budapest dialect complete with girder up crevass: "Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization does not tolerate failure"
In a distorted Belgian accent / a Budapest dialect complete with girder up crevass: "Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization does not tolerate failure"
"Minime you complete me"
"Minime you complete me"
Blofeld's bombs posing as eggs -they have a fricking mind of their own -the hyperactive little beggars
Blofeld's bombs posing as eggs -they have a fricking mind of their own -the hyperactive little beggars
You know when you've been Tangoed!!!
You know when you've been Tangoed!!!
I use colgate toothpaste on my nashers everyday [citation needed]. Mmmoooohahaha!
I use colgate toothpaste on my nashers everyday [citation needed]. Mmmoooohahaha!
Blofeld's theatre inside Japanese volcano
Blofeld's theatre inside Japanese volcano
The first rule of Fight Club is. You do not talk about Fight Club. We are not special. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
The first rule of Fight Club is. You do not talk about Fight Club. We are not special. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Now theres a guy who ain't no chicken. That man has all the balls of Marty McFly. In a Mr. T. tough guy voice: "Nobody calls me chicken"
Now theres a guy who ain't no chicken. That man has all the balls of Marty McFly. In a Mr. T. tough guy voice: "Nobody calls me chicken"
Please note This cat is likely to be an imposter working as an assassin, and an impersonator of Tim Vincent on weekends. Thankyou
Please note This cat is likely to be an imposter working as an assassin, and an impersonator of Tim Vincent on weekends. Thankyou
Fear mortals. My henchman Jaws is about to fall asleep in front of the bus
Fear mortals. My henchman Jaws is about to fall asleep in front of the bus