User:Seans Potato Business

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S.O.S.
The gallery, below, just before the billiards room has taken on a ghastly shade of grey, throwing off my whole colour-scheme. If you can tame it (colour should be #F8EABA) and save us all from otherwise certain death, I shall bake a loaf of bread in your likeness (and eat it). Thanks.


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Memberships

WikiProject Molecular and Cellular Biology
WikiProject Kindness Campaign

Useful pages

Category:MCB articles needing attention
Disambiguation pages with links

Useful Wikiprojects

WikiProject Spoken Wikipedia
Graphic Lab
WikiProject_Illustration

WikiPortals

Portals to other wikis! Commons:Main_Page

My references
Article hit list

Gene therapy
Zinc finger protein chimera
Zinc finger protein transcription factors
Zinc finger protein nucleases
Protein engineering
Antibody engineering (see talkpage)

Things to do

Increase the value of articles on my hitlist
Assess MCB Pymbol tutorial
Make the MCB Advice page useful]] (include section on citations with link to full page)

Pictures I need to create

Target-site overlap FokI (biology) Zinc finger chimera (selection)

Other policy

Templates
Cite sources
Purdue University fair use checklist

Miscellaneous

Requested science articles
Taxobox Usage
Silsor's Neo-nazi_watchlist
Congressional watchlist
Political hotbutton watchlist
Template builder

Useful templates
{{Template:Cite book}}
User page vandalism

Don't do it, man!

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The real world me

I'm a 'Clinical Molecular Science' student at University of Maastricht, Netherlands and I hope to end up in academic research. I'm particularly interested in methods of gene therapy, including the vectors used to carry the payload, since I see so much more potential over traditional medicine.

In my spare time I run a transnational potato business.

The Wikipedia me

I've had a Wikipedia bookmark since 04/07/04 but didn't start contributing until the following year. My motivations for contributing include a (diminishing) sense of debt to society and my will to better the lives of others... Althought not as fundamental as food and water etc., information is obviously an important and valuable resource and vital to helping any person to reach their potential.

My special interests are protein engineering and gene therapy and hope to increase the wealth of wikiknowledge in this area over the coming years. I have next-to-no image editing skills but hope to pick some up over time and contribute these also.

I hope to see cooperation between the Wikipedia and Citizendium/Veropedia projects. I think they can compliment each other and together provide a feasible way of allowing millions of users to contribute to a wealth of accurate knowledge over the coming decades.

In order to concenrate on my course, I probably wont be contributing to either project in any significant way for a couple of years but I'll still fix any minor problems that I notice.

<left>I'm an inclusionist</left>

It's usually obvious when deletion is the correct course of action. When an article is doing no harm and can be developed over time, I think it should be left alone for those that will improve it. I think it's a waste of the efforts of the original contributor, the deleter and the next person who comes along to start a new stub on the subject. Effort is valuable and shouldn't be wasted like this! In summary; improve it; don't remove it!

If you wish to contact me, feel free to make a note on my talk page or use the 'email this user' link in your 'toolbox' below the Wikipedia seach box.

Significant contributions

All my contributions are signficant, godamnit! The most significant at the moment was probably to two hybrid screening but I never even finished that. I've created a fair few stubs but I'm moving towards creating fuller articles on things I'm more interested in since apparently a beefier article is less likely to get deleted as though it wasn't noteworthy.

Behold! My creations

Below are some examples of my fine work. Deletionists stay away!

I often can't be bothered to keep a log of my contributions, since we both know that you don't care! Suffice to say that I am indeed, a well-respected pillar of the Wikipedian community!

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Sean's thought for the day

We don't inherit the Earth from our parents; we borrow it from our children.

My user boxes
Kindness Campaign This user is a member of the Kindness Campaign.
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nl-1 Deze gebruiker bezit beginnende kennis van het Nederlands.
de-0 Dieser Benutzer hat keine Deutschkenntnisse.
INTJ This user's MBTI type is INTJ.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
This user is a Go player.
This user is a member of the Molecular & Cellular Biology WikiProject
This user would rather write articles than play wiki-politics.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
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Copyright - Once was blind

I used to release my brilliant works to the public domain, thinking that this was as free as free could get and would benefit humanity the most. Now I realise that this allows derivative works to escape into restrictive licences that don't benefit humanity at all. I now release my contributions under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike unless otherwise stated - this free-er than free licence ensures that all derivative works are also free to be used just as much as those from which they are derived. There are variations available if you wish to impose some other restrictions. Choose your licence responsibly!

Acknowledgements

I stole this userpage layout from ClockworkSoul and I'd do it again if I had the chance!

Fight capitalism!

There's a growing WIKItrend® to misuse uppercase letters, particularly where an acronym has been expanded into its full-form. For example, "restriction-fragment length polymorphism" may be shortened to "RFLP", which is then lengthened to "Restriction-Fragment Length Polymorphism"! Madness! Fight back by adding such phrases in their most-lowercase form (i.e. uppercase letters remain where they're essential) to this list of phrases. A bot will do the fighting for us, reducing their risk of human injury or irritation.

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The gallery

A selection of my finest educational doodles.

The mantel

This is the place all my awards will go when my hard work and effort is finally noticed. Nothing here right now but dust...


...and THIS! IN YOUR FACE, HATERS!!

For your awesome and hilarious userpage! Spawn Man (talk) 01:08, 6 December 2007 (UTC)]]
Funny things

I found this on some website and think it's terribly funny...

One night working at technical support, this old lady called and told me that she received our disk and said that she's afraid of it.

Tech Support: "Well ma'am, there is nothing to be afraid of. It's for your computer."
Customer: "Well, I don't have a computer. The directions say 'install and run'. I'm too old to run."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, could you please hold?"

I need a brief pause to scream with laughter.

Tech Support: "Ma'am, I can assure you that you are ok."
Customer: "Ok. Should I call the police?"
Tech Support: "No, ma'am, just throw it away."
Customer: "Well, there is a silver thing that slides across, and it clicks. What is that?"
Tech Support: "It is safe to throw it away. It's for a computer, ok?"
Customer: "But is this a bomb?"
Tech Support: "No, ma'am, just throw it away."
Customer: "Now?"
Tech Support: "Yes, if you like."
Customer: "Son, you saved my life! Thank you, and have a nice day."

Comic strip
My favourite films
My antivandalism proposals

[edit] 1. Make vandals accountable in the real world

People that vandalise Wikipedia habitually or use automated vandalbots to do the same, continue to erode at the hard work of thousands, creating further work for hundreds more. Some people in the public eye and therefore with widespread influence have (allegedly) actively encouraged such vandalism and contributed to the problem in a way that most users are unable.

The Computer Misuse Act 1990 of the UK states that a person is guilty of an offence if he does any act which causes an unauthorised modification of the contents of any computer with intent to prevent or hinder access to any data held in any computer or to impair the reliability of any such data in the knowledge that any modification he intends to cause is unauthorised. The Cybercrime Act 2001 of the Commonwealth of Australia states that a person is guilty of an offence if the person cause any unauthorised modification of data held in a computer. Naturally, both of these laws cover the incitement of commiting and such act.

The keyword is 'unauthorised'. The missing link between a vandal's actions and their accountability in real life is that of authorisation; if you check out |Jimbo's statement of principles, he already states that the community needs protection against real vandals. My proposal thus comprises that Jimbo's wishes are ratified and that the phrase "Vandalism of Wikipedia is forbidden" or words to that effect are added alongside the current warnings: Content that violates any copyright will be deleted. Encyclopedic content must be verifiable. You agree to license your contributions under the GFDL.

If this can be done, then after an initial warning of offenders (remember, I'm still talking about operators of vandal bots and certain television presenters) to satisfy the requirement for knowledge that the modification is unauthorised, the offender must cease and desist or will be reported to the appropriate authorities.

According to my understanding, this strategy could not be applied to edits coming from within the Unite States. I am unaware of the content of analagous laws of any other countries.

Please help develop this proposal by suggesting flaws, improvements, countries in which the law is compatible with the UK and AU laws and countries in which it is not.

[edit] 2. Giving detention to school-based vandals

It has been surmised that a considerable quantity of vandalism arises from misuse by school children who are less inclined to appreciate the importance of the project. Since these edits are sometimes traced via their fixed IP addresses to specific schools, I suggest that these schools are contacted with details of the vandalism that has arisen from their IP, and perhaps a selection of their useful edits, if any exist.

They could hold a school assembly on the subject of Wikipedia (they may even be thankful for the idea - I've sat through separate assemblies whose main topic consisted of a watch, a glass of water and a two pound coin where the teacher must have been really scraping the barrel!), condoning constructive edits and condeming damaging ones (ideally with threat of detention). If a response is asked for and received, it might be possible to keep a list of Wikipedia-friendly schools so that further vandalism from that IP address is dealt with differently.

Please help develop this proposal by suggesting flaws and improvements and other useful information.

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