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Congratulations, it's a Zilla! —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 03:57, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'm confused. Is this the real Bishonen? – Chacor 07:03, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Proud separate account, grrr! But please see my userpage, check History for great justice, no confusion intended. And I have just moved the post you so rudely deleted, so no worries. (Bishzilla is a learner, and the man doesn't have a talkpage link in his sig!) Bishzilla 07:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC).

Heh, my immediate reaction was "impostor account", sorry. I think I get the gist of it (due to the added confusion of this account's block log, and the move log history of the page). – Chacor 07:11, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Taxman nuked the original abusive account so Her Serene Highness Bishonen could take it over. (Fawningly: don't hurt me, Bishonen!) Check the block log again, please, now much prouder. Bishzilla 07:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC).

[edit] November 2006 to July 2007

[edit] Oops

I officially apologize for my incompetence. Didn't intend for you to stay blocked. Hope that's OK... er, there's a good zilla... aiieeee! *runs away* – Gurch 22:27, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

/me ambles after Gurch to hug him affectionately. Picks him up. The crowd recoils in horror. Bishzilla 22:30, 1 December 2006 (UTC).

[edit] Aaaauuuugh!

Bishzilla has noticed me, I am doomed! Not the claws...anything but the claws, please...Doc Tropics 23:07, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

/me listens in surprise to the squeaky little noises. Picks up the little doc and articulates the arms and legs gently, then less gently. Noises become displeasingly shrill. /me stuffs the little doc in her pocket for sound insulation. Very faint welcoming squeaks are heard from the little ArbCom. Bishzilla 01:09, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

???ArbCom??? I can't tell if that's humor or not; have I gone astray? Doc Tropics 03:00, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

If certain user is to be believed, the reason he was sanctioned by the ArbCom was that Her Serene Highness Bishonen keeps them in her pocket. I used to have a link to a Mailing List post... well, never mind, obviously the man must have been talking about Bishzilla! Big pockets! What is "humor"...? Excuse Zilla ignorance! Newbie! Bishzilla 04:23, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

/Doc realizes he is in good company in the pocket...quiets down...settles in to watch the fun : ) Doc Tropics 04:30, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Munch, munch!

/me eats latest welcome wagon, then starts to eat User:Bastique. Bishzilla not so new any more! Teh bishonen and others (also eaten) already welcomed her ! No templates, please! Ah, both little wagon and little user delicious! Munch, munch! Bishzilla 21:47, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

[edit] HALT!

Or I shall call on the JSDF to help defend tokyo! 80.126.238.189 02:39, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

[/me picks up little user, sniffs him suspiciously. Recognizes him. Is pleased.] Arrrggghhh! Goodsmell! [/me stuffs little user in pocket. Pocket filling up nicely.] Bishzilla | grrrr! 02:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC).

P. S. Little user, time you nominate Bishzilla for admin! Bishzilla all groomed and ready, diploma from admin school! Bishzilla | grrrr! 03:00, 13 December 2006 (UTC).

[edit] Picture sized corrected

The picture on your user page did not reflect accurately the danger Tokyo was in if you were ever to find it. I have corrected this. Hipocrite - «Talk» 20:33, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		From MONGO to Bishzilla...Bigfoot and Nessie have nothing on us. MONGO 09:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] At last

[edit] RRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!

Needed those all myself! Ate them all. Give me more strength for stomp over edit-warriors. Harrrrr! -- Fut.zilla. 20:45, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Solution

Instead of going through a RfA, why not just have a 'crat name-change you? {Slash-|-Talk} 06:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Because weenie Bishonen like to hang on to her own bit. She poor excuse for admin, but what Zilla do? Bishzilla | grrrr! 07:29, 26 January 2007 (UTC).

Now that's enough of that, monster. It's Her Serene Highness Bishonen to you, and I'll trouble you to remember it. "Bishonen scared of her", indeed! Bishonen | talk 07:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC).

[edit] An admirer?

Did you know you have an admirer? - User:Larzilla - I've vetted him though and judged him unsuitable. The thought of his progeny unleashed in the world is too unbearable to countenance. Besides, he doesn't have a rotating head, it would never work. --Mcginnly | Natter 15:24, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Arghh. Who not admire kindly, helpful, sexy Zilla? Bishzilla | grrrr! 11:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Your edits to Teh

Thanks for experimenting with the page teh on Wikipedia. Your recent edit appears to have added obviously incorrect information and has been reverted or removed. All information in our encyclopedia must be verifiable. If you believe the information you added was correct, please cite references or sources or discuss the changes on the article's talk page before making them. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Thanks. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 00:49, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Zilla divide the little Bunchofgrapes into separate grapes. Looking good! Bishzilla | grrrr! 00:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC).

That's me all over. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 01:03, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Barnstar from Ann

		The Resilient Barnstar
		I think you deserve this barnstar for your courageous acceptance of the humiliation of not gaining the mop. Many less fine Wikipedians have left the Project in a huff in similar circumstances. You may be a monster, but you're taking this like a man! Musical Linguist 01:02, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Appreciate, little linguist! There many, many less fine wikipedians! [Brief drumroll on chest.] Bishzilla | grrrr! 22:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC).

I'm proud to have given Bishzilla her very first support. The RfA is still going on, so don't give up hope! Newyorkbrad 22:55, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

"taking this like a man"? What sort of insult is this, I'd ask for an apology. Bishzilla is taking it like a monster! Regards, CFTBL 05:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Are you married?

I hope you won't eat me up for asking an impertinent question, but I'd like to know, because if you're not, I have a perfect husband for you. Unfortunately, I can't put a fair use picture on your page, but if you click here, you'll find the monster of your dreams. He eats clocks and parking meters, by the way. Do you think you'd be compatible? Musical Linguist 01:07, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Muzzy? Muzzy? Zilla huge fan! President Muzzy fan club! Go, go, Muzzy! [/me fall into pleasant reverie, mumbling "I'm brave"... "I'm fat"... "I'm pretty... "I'm Norman"... "I'm clevah!"] Muzzy rulez! Bishzilla | grrrr! 01:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Gimme my massage, dagnabbit!

I came here for a massage, and I'm going to GET a massage!
Just because you're a poorly-drawn monster, that doesn't get you out of your obligations!
So come on, make with the massage! And it better be SWEDISH!

...

... well? *sigh* nobody wants to give me swedish monster massages... Bladestorm 23:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla massages little user briefly, sadly contemplates squashed, messy result.

__ _ _ _____ ________________ _ __ ____ _ _ _ _

Oops. Bishzilla | grrrr! 00:57, 15 February 2007 (UTC).

• Uhhhhhhh yes I would like a Swedish massage! Now what? Paul August ☎ 01:27, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla deposit little Paul gently on talkpage and watch as he gradually realizes what happened to little Bladestorm and starts to witter in circles, consumed with terror. /Zilla smiles benevolently. Zilla learn to avoid Swedish massages! Always learning! Give admin tools to clever Zilla now! Bishzilla | grrrr! 01:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC).

So... where's my Swedish massage? - Ta bu shi da yu 09:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

[/Bishzilla shakes her head at the little Ta bu shi da yu, causing a mighty movement of air which makes him fall over.] [Reproachfully] Little user dice with death! Silly! [/me puts the little user in her pocket and lumbers over to the Bishzilla RFA to make sure he !votes correctly. Bishzilla 4 admin! Little user support now! Bishzilla | grrrr! 11:29, 17 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Admin

A present from Martial Law to her Most Excellent Majesty: I voted to support you as a Admin. Martial Law 20:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bad MONGO

Just thought you should know that I am now intimidating and making veiled threats of violence! GGGRRRRRRRRRRR! I might just yet match your level of mayhem, carnage and destruction!--MONGO 11:54, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Haha, bad little MONGO! Kawaii! [/Zilla put the bad little MONGO in pocket of spiderman suit and start to climb Reichstag] Bishzilla | ROAR 14:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] A parking meter from Ann

A parking meter to feed hungry Zilla, and as a peace offering to make up for my unkind remarks here. Musical Linguist 16:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla, I apologize for criticizing you at MONGO's talk page. I was going to offer you an apple turnover as well, to make up, but I'm not sure that you eat apple turnovers. So I'm giving you a parking meter instead. Of course, I don't know if you like them, either, but I do know that Muzzy does, so it might be suitable for a nice romantic dinner.

This particular kind of parking meter is hard to find nowadays, so it's considered to be quite a delicacy. I hope you both like it. Musical Linguist 16:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla know how to accept apology in considerate, obliging, well-mannered, polite, kind, courteous, magnanimous, chivalrous, tactful, nice, genteel way! (Bishzilla use online thesaurus, highly recommended. Linguist, too, can acquire voluble, talkative, loquacious, communicative, chatty personality.) Zilla graciously eat parking meter, then steal Danish pastry on Bishonen's page and offer linguist a clock. Blush girlishly at thought of romantic dinner with Muzzy. Bishzilla | ROAR 21:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

Thank you for the clock. I'm afraid, though, that I wouldn't be able to digest it, and might damage myself if I tried. Do you mind if I just keep it in my room? Musical Linguist 00:03, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah! such a cunning linguist. --Joopercoopers 02:04, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Massage

Hey, can I get a massage, too? I could really use one - had a bit of a stressful day. Looking forward to a quiet evening! A massage would go nice right about now. --Justanother 03:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla give little user her famous Rotating Massage, user relaxes into boneless heap. Bishzilla | ROAR 11:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC).

/user oozes off into the sunset, little more than a smear on the pavement, but strangely content. Thanks --Justanother 15:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Your edits to a page I cannot mention by name so as not to upset the children

As they say in the movies, "oh be-have". Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't make joke edits. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). Maybe you should check out Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.

—Bunchofgrapes (talk) 01:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] {{uw-notcensored}}

Bunchofgrapes,

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. However, Wikipedia is not censored, not even to remove profanity or pornography. Please do not remove or censor information that is relevant to the article. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Bishzilla | ROAR 01:20, 25 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] little users mad at wrong Justa

little users mad at JustaHulk, put Justanother in jail. Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Justanother‎. Not fair. Justanother not bad, make good edits. JustaHulk not bad, he get mad, make strong mad words. little users get scared. Should put JustaHulk in jail, not Justanother. Make Wikipedia:Requests for comment/JustaHulk --JustaHulk 14:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Me can edit here. Me endorse above (me learn that looking at jail with Justanother in it). Me wrote it. --JustaHulk 15:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Jail deleted.[1] Hmm, Bishzilla still peckish, dog cutely asleep. Hulk perhaps tasty snack? Bishzilla | ROAR 03:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC).

Good. You good admin. JustaHulk not good snack. JustaHulk maybe poison pill. JustaHulk learn that watching CNN. JustaHulk not bad. Thank you. --JustaHulk 22:38, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Credentials

Bishzilla?

Since there has been some recent controversy surrounding the false assertion of credentials, I was wondering if you might provide some proof that you are in fact a large green fire-breathing monster as you claim. I have had some recent private correspondence that suggests that you are in fact a "cute little basset hound". Paul August ☎ 23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Please note that editors can be blocked for stalking if they post details that would enable others to track down a user's identity in real life. That would included posting a photo without the user's consent. Can we get Paul's edit oversighted? Or can Bishzilla protect herself from potential stalkers? Musical Linguist 12:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Ssssstalkerzz are the leassst of Bishzzzilla's worries. No matter what frightened little puppy dog poses as: frightened little lizard or frightened little administrator, its clotted blood will feed my nymphzzzz. Megaguirus 02:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla is interested. Picks up little dog and smells it. Hmmm! Kawaii...? But also delicious smell! Little dog cute pet or tasty snack? Pondering conundrum, Zilla stuffs little dog in pocket for safekeeping, casually slays Megaguirus with a flick of her mighty tail, and lumbers off. Faint comfortable doggy snores are heard from pocket. Bishzilla listens, is pleased, makes her decision. Kawaii! Pet, not snack! Bishzilla | ROAR 03:00, 10 March 2007 (UTC).

[edit] ATTACK MY USERPAGE!

RAWR!!! Real96 20:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla runs away. Scary little user! Bishzilla _ROARR!!zilla4admin 20:53, 14 March 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Bug report

Over the past few days, there have been several instances in which pages have randomly appeared as much older versions of that page for up to ten minutes or so, making them impossible to edit in their current form. It seems to be some sort of server problem with the cache interface. Anyway, someone told me I should file a Bugzilla report on the matter, but I don't know Bugzilla, so I hope it's okay if I report it here instead. Newyorkbrad 12:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Bugzilla good friend! bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:12, 23 March 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Okey dokey :)

Okay, Bishzilla. I'll log out now and have some nice relaxing fun. :)
BTW, who would win in a fight? You, or Bish Kong? Bladestorm 22:11, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Little Bladestorm make joke. Zilla win all fights. [Anxiously: Bish Kong not Bishonen, Zilla hope? Bishonen too scary!] bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Bishzilla like Cookies?

Me hungry. Make cookies. Like smell of yummy cookies. Make more cookies to keep yummy smell. Keep doing so. Then realize that made many many many cookies.. too many for little user to eat. Bishzilla want some? *munch munch much* SirFozzie 04:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciate, little user! Bishzilla like big cookies, small users, parking meters. [/me puts cookies and user in pocket for snack later.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:52, 4 April 2007 (UTC). Oh, that little user. No thank you, not hungry today. Bishzilla 08:21, 4 April 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Hungry?

Dear, Bishzilla. I am writing to ask if you would be so kind as to eat Omaha, Nebraska. Here's a nightshot of the city from the northeast, probably your best approach to minimize a possible counterstrike from the nearby Air Force Base, even though all they have there is non combat aircraft. I've been looking for a reason to leave here, and I figure that if the city is devoured by hungry Bishzilla, I might feel inspired to do so. I live well west of downtown and am sure I'll hear the air raid sirens in time to scamper (me scampering) out of your path of destruction. Thanks in advance! MONGO

Scampering MONGO is little scamp! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:17, 3 May 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Pets, not snacks

Two little Barbary Striped Grass Mice. Pets, not snacks.

Hello, Zilla. I just want to explain why I originally didn't want to give any cute little grass mice to Bishonen. I had read here and here about people buying rodents to feed them to their pet reptiles, so I feared for the safety of the cute little stripey mice. However, having read this, I now see that in fact Bishonen is the one I should worry about, and not you. So here are two cute little Barbary Striped Grass Mice for you — a slightly different species from the Typical Striped Grass Mouse. But please do keep them safe from that horrible user Bishonen! ElinorD (talk) 19:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Little Elinor got Bishonen's number plenty right. She sca-ree with her goulashes and mid-European meat stews! She put several small editors in there when nobody looking! Appreciate cute stripey pets. 'Zilla personally never eat anything smaller than chihuahuas. Not worth trouble! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC).

Careful 'zilla...eating chihuahuas could lead to some very acute indigestion. Doc Tropics 01:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

JUST A THOUGHT!!!!

Great Zilla, please stop Bishonen from putting editors in goulash. Goulash is a beef stew. Editors go in bogrács. Also, please accept this pretty box as a token of my desire not to be eaten. Zocky | picture popups 04:26, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. Chihuahuas go in goulash? bishzilla _ROARR!! 01:45, 19 May 2007 (UTC).

Ah, the goodness of gouhuahuash... Zocky | picture popups 16:26, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Puppy goulash NOT good! Live puppies much better, block vandals, make nice edits. KillerChihuahua^?!? 00:05, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Big time award, all should be envious

		Its a cow with a star on it!
		Although you have yet to complain at the MONGO complaint board I've nevertheless decided to award you the awesome MONGO gave me a cow Barnstar™! I thought some beef would be better eating than concrete and the stray fighter jet.19:18, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Kandidat till Stora Designpriset 2007

Milde Jesus! Var har du hittat den roterande bilden? Eller har du animerat själv? Jag vill ha sådana tapeter hemma!

- Tournesol 22:34, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla Blink

Bishzilla Blink also very cool! User:Bunchofgrapes animate, give prize! bishzilla _ROARR!! 01:05, 26 May 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Adopt Me?

Hey 'Zilla. What's a guy gotta do to get adopted by the monster? Would providing you with a Jumbo Jet for a light brunch get the job done? SGT 02:01, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Jumbo Jet.

Hmmm. 'Zilla check out adoption program, sad to report fall short of adopter criteria. Most unjust and stressful, but is fact. 'Zilla get blocked within last 6 months...yep. (Misunderstanding!) 'Zilla perform vandalism... yep, also misunderstanding... 'Zilla believe practice in vandalizing pre-requisite for adminship. Understandable mistake. Little user can still learn monster skills! Not hard!

1. First lesson: practice climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spiderman. Work daily until fully skilled. Leap from ledge to ledge! Don't squash little ArbCom in pocket of Spiderman suit, suit a little tight!
2. Second lesson: practice rearing up out of waves. Minimum ten stories high.
3. Third lesson: destroy Tokyo.

All done, little user now fine monster, Bishzilla proud parent! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:44, 26 May 2007 (UTC).

Ahh. Too bad you're not eligible for the adoption program. That dang Gurch should be ashamed of himself. Thanks for giving me the steps to become a monster, though. I'll do my best to make you proud. You're my hero! SGT 21:26, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bishapod hav moved

Grrrrr!

Bishapod hav gon down in ancient world, hav gon too commons. Ewww! Stilll, lotsa tasty jaypegz to chew. Cheers up! ...... dave souza, talk 22:48, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Bye bye bishapod! 'zilla come round for jaypegz eating contest some day! bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:28, 4 June 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Your Talk Page

I been reading your talk page. I find it extermely funny :). I thought you should know :). --SkyWalker 03:50, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

'zilla pleased to amuse. Vote 'zilla for admin here! bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:28, 4 June 2007 (UTC).

Voted. :). Iam bookmarking your talk page. :). Thanks for making me smile :) --SkyWalker 15:06, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia:Facebook

Hi, Zilla. Have you thought of adding your image to Wikipedia:Facebook? ElinorD (talk) 08:47, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. Have some doubts. 'zilla so famous already! bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:26, 4 June 2007 (UTC).

Perhaps your Facebook could be a book of the faces you have collected in your travels? Geogre 12:45, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Happy Bishzilla's Day!

Bishzilla has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian, and therefore, I've officially declared today as Zilla's day! For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian, enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Bishzilla! Love, Phaedriel - 07:54, 14 June 2007 (UTC) A record of your Day will always be kept here.

Oh, that's fabulous! Love the poem. Congrats, 'Zilla dear. KillerChihuahua^?!? 11:55, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

'Zilla always graciously approve well-deserved accolades! Have thanked little Phaedriel on her page. Approve little puppy too! [/'zilla absent-mindedly smells puppy. Hmm. Longingly: ] Gouhuahuash... mmmmm... wild rice... bishzilla _ROARR!! 13:34, 14 June 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Did You Know Dino?

If you go to Template talk:Did you know, you will see that the DYK editors now face a dilemma, or a stream of radioactive mist. Geogre 12:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Notification?

! You're on the main page today, right now, but you didn't get one of those cute question mark notices. I smell burned and stomped DYK template update board in the near future. Geogre 11:28, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

As Sam Johnson said, "The prospect of being disintegrated with radioactive steam concentrates the mind powerfully." You now have your own ? notification. Yay! Geogre 11:43, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

As I would be the likely target of the radioactive steam disintegration, I just want to point out I was in no way swayed by the threat of fiery destruction: I'm just slow at handing out the notifications. Yomangani^talk 13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] DYK

Hi, I've nominated an article you worked on, Swedish Emigration Commission 1907—1913, for consideration to appear on the Main Page as part of Wikipedia:Did you know. You can see the hook for the article at Template talk:Did you know#Articles created on June 16 where you can improve it if you see fit. Lsi john 17:54, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you little user, but read list for June 16, please, look further down. Fine Bishzilla article already listed by Geogre. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:17, 17 June 2007 (UTC).

Oh snap. I do think that Lsi john's hook is better though. Which do you prefer? --Justanother 18:38, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Geogre didn't follow instructions and properly notify the nice Bishzilla. Bad Geogre. Me thinks that the IRC gods might frown upon this. I see now that it was obfuscated. Lsi john 18:52, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

There is no requirement to notify the creator about his article's nomination for DYK. At least I never do that. Bad Ghirla. --Ghirla^-трёп- 19:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Justanother little user on the grill

Technically you are correct. It is not required. However it is suggested:

"If you nominate someone else's article, you can use {{subst:DYKNom}} to notify them. Usage: {{subst:DYKNom|Article name|June 17}} Thanks, ~~~~"

Besides which, I was just having fun with the big bad BishZilla and Geogre. I missed the nom, it's my fault for not looking more closely. Lsi john SQUEEK 19:35, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

'zilla prefer hook with 21 fat volumes.BIG hook for super article. Note, 'Zilla like MANY listings, listings good! Little Geogre and little Lsi very good users. Why little Justanother and Ghirla not list artcle on DYK? Bad users! [/zilla blow puff of atomic deathray on bad little Justanother and Ghirla, users begin to sizzle. ] Little users go list on DYK now ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:58, 17 June 2007 (UTC).

mmmmmmMMMMMM, nothing like the smell of grilled Justanother. Bad user should have submitted DYK entry. Lsi john 21:34, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Puny Fact

On 21 June 2007, Did you know? updated with puny fact from article Swedish Emigration Commission 1907—1913, which Zilla stole from little user 'shonen. If you steal other interesting fact from recently created article, suggest on Did you know? talk page.

--Yomangani^talk 11:33, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

['zilla smile graciously at the little Yomangani, teeth flash. Little user gratified but very frightened.] 'Zilla steal many, many verbs! Little 'shonen no need so many verbs! bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:08, 21 June 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Thank you and please

An ice cream maker for 'Zilla's supper

Hello, my dear 'Zilla. First of all, I want to thank you for supporting my RfA. It was a privilege to be supported by someone like you. I gave some biscuits to some other people who supported me, and have given ice cream to people in the past, but as you told me you never eat anything smaller than Chihuahuas, I'm a little bit stuck as to what to offer you. I finally decided to offer you the whole ice cream machine — something I've never given to anyone else. Most people would find it a bit painful to swallow that amount of COLD mixture, but I believe you have means of gently heating something before you actually swallow it.

Also, since I've sometimes seen you boasting err speaking modestly about your coding skills, I wonder would you be able to offer any help or advice with an article I've just created. It's called Eighty-five martyrs of England and Wales, and I have all the martyrs' names listed in a single, very long column. (I plan to make every single red link turn blue in the next few weeks.) I'm not sure how to put the names into two or three columns, and I wondered if you could help? Many thanks, and thanks again for your support (and also for the cute, stripey pet you left at my talk page). ElinorD (talk) 22:11, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Hum...arrgh, 'zilla remarkable for modesty, considering how clever! [Drumroll on chest.] Bishonen double row footnotes somewhere. Rghh... arrgh, is ice article! Little Elinor try like this: <div style="-moz-column-count:2; column-count:2;">Here go text</div>

Swallow mixture? What mixture? User speak riddle. But 'zilla appreciate pink and white machine, just right for supper! [/me eats ice cream maker.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:01, 23 June 2007 (UTC).

Wow! I am impressed.[2] I don't understand why I'm an administrator and you're not! Thank you for your help. ElinorD (talk) 23:10, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

['/me not understand it either, but diplomatically say nothing, merely smirk. Bishzilla learn tact and good social skills in admin school!] bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:19, 24 June 2007 (UTC).

Little Elinor learn new coding skills too![3] ElinorD (talk) 09:04, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

• 85? Someone killed another 45? I'll have to go get my Foxe's Book of Martyrs just so readers don't get the idea that bloodletting was going only one way. Geogre 12:17, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

• Oh, the eighty-five are just the second-class citizens. Some day I must get a copy of Foxe's Martyrs to find out if Bloody Mary really was as bloody as Good Queen Bess. ElinorD (talk) 09:04, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

• Aha. Well, the actuality, if there is one, is that the mixture of "servants of a foreign power" and "religious missionary" and "person of conscience" is so conflated that they couldn't tell them apart, and I'm not sure we can either. Maybe the Vicar of Bray wasn't just a song but a temptation that every person felt. Geogre 11:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Suspected Sock Puppets of Bishzilla.

We should start this soon...as a humorous alternative.

Bitchzilla (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

Bishzilla goes rawr!!!!! (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

Bishzilla the dinosaur (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

Bishzilla loves Gurchzilla! (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

La Bishzilla (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

Kitty hates Bishzilla (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

KillerBishzilla (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

Bishzilla attacks Wikipedia (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

Bishzilla on Wheels! (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log)

etc. Miranda 22:23, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla? Socks? (Where in the world does a giant monster find socks that big? 'Big and tall and taller'?) Bladestorm 22:56, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

I can only imagine the EPA testing requirements that would apply to asbestos socks of that size! Lsi john 12:20, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Confirmed sockpuppet of Bishzilla: Bishapod (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log).

bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:00, 10 July 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Run for your lives

Bishzilla attacks!

Very scary

Thank you little MONGO! But scary, what scary...? Portraits of 'zilla in congenial mood! Flashing teeth in friendly smile! bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:49, 4 July 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Why not?

Bishzilla, you should consider running for the board of trustees. – Luna Santin (talk) 08:34, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

[Gloomily ]. Must live down connection with rogue 'shonen first. She revert little god-king ![4] ['Zilla checks pocket for cute little god-king. Gone. :-( ] Board Trustees, ha ha! [Bitter monster laugh fells some acres of forest and singes the little Luna's hair. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 10:24, 11 July 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Thank you!

ROAR! Thanks in part to your support, I am Wikipedia's newest bureaucrat. I will do my best to live up to your confidence and kind words. Andre (talk) 09:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

['Zilla pockets the little 'crat in special 'crat pocket, listens. Faint welcoming squeaks are heard from the little Taxman. ] Filling up nicely! bishzilla _ROARR!! 10:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Adopt a pet

Little user wonder if big zilla monster wish to adopt a nice pet dove?
Peace.Lsi john 14:11, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Yummy! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:04, 13 July 2007 (UTC).

Mommy 'Zilla? Where bird go? Why feathers sticking out mommy mouth? bishapod splash! 19:07, 13 July 2007 (UTC).

Oh, gee... Go away little Stupid ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:09, 13 July 2007 (UTC).

Bird! Nice bird! WAAAAAAAAH! bishapod splash! 19:10, 13 July 2007 (UTC).

Birds is fun. I like to flip them, myself. Everyone likes that. Utgard Loki 15:45, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Barnstar

[edit] April 2008

[edit] Cool Banner!

Bishzilla, who made your banner? I would like one myself.--Listen to your Princess, dear Wikipedians. (talk) 19:20, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Little princess encouraged to apply to User:Miranda ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:33, 4 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Japancast.net WIKI page

WHY DID YOU DELETE THE JAPANCAST.NET WIKI PAGE!? IT IS NOT ADVERTISING - IF SO, PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO PHRASE IT SO THAT IT IS NOT ADVERTISING!? TAT TOOK ME HOURS!

No need to shout. I understand it took a long time. Wiki articles must be neutrally written. This article reads like advertisement. Phrases like "learn Japanese easily and swiftly", "another thing that increased the popularity of Japancast", "a brilliant resource for reading Japanese" read like promotional website, not like an encyclopedia. Also section on "The owners" is unencyclopedic, needs removing: personal circumstances of owners, or jokes about eating with chopsticks, is not notable information about Japancast. If you wish, try to rewrite the article neutrally, and post it again, saying "Rewritten on advice of deleting admin" in the edit summary. Edit summary important, or it will be re-deleted as "recreated content" by some other admin. Feel free to ask more questions. bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:49, 5 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Regarding the deletion of article: "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?"

Bishzilla,

I don't find the deletion for the article "Is It A Good To Microwave This?" (that you deleted on 5th April 2008), acceptable under the grounds of it's "notability".

The article is of potential interest of the 100,000+ viewers of the program. Surely, that's more than a great number of current articles on Wikipedia at the moment, which wouldn't get a look without the random article link.

May you please reconsider the re-opening of this article.

Thank you for your time,

CCowell125

Disagree, per my explanation on Talk:Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?. See also the essay "Other stuff exists". To get community input and ask for undeletion, your next step is to list the article on Wikipedia:Deletion review. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:34, 5 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Response to "Regarding the deletion of article: "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?""

And I disargee again, per to what I said above, your response was more insulting, than helpful. You merely expressed you're opinion is somehow of more worth than mine, gave me a link, and wished me to leave, with the subject.

I'm not going though all that fuss to try and recover the article I wrote, which, I am sure, would be of more interest to a greater amount of people then a number of other articles. It wasn't asif the article was bad either.

Again, I thank you for your time, and look forward to your reply,

CCowell125

[edit] regarding Speedy Deletion of Ustad Abid Hussain Khan & Jamaluddin Khan pages

I am sorry that despite "hangon" and additional material and references, the pages were deleted. I humbly submit that Indian arts are based on the principle of impersonality and true artistes practice this even today. It was only interaction with west that made fine arts noticeable and worthy of documentation. Indian music is still a mystery, even to its practitioners, only a few of whom attain the moment of enlightenment. Unless one understands development of Indian music within the Gharana system, the term "descendent of Tansen" would hold no meaning, at least not as a reason for 'notability' or lack of it. I shall be grateful, if in consultation with an editor knowledgeable about Indian Classical Music the deleted pages are reviewed and restored. Both pages refer to a reliable secondary source, Prof. R.C. Mehta's book,Eminent Musicians of Yester Years. Both the artistes, father and son represent crucial points in evolution of North Indian Classical Music.

Please encourage people to add knowledge to public domain; it has been a fundamental belief of ancient Indian teaching system that "knowledge should be given to the deserving alone" and gave birth to caste-system based on intellectual discrimination. Pupils spent life-time devoting themselves to the whims and fancies of their Guru in order to gain Guru-mantra (grains of wisdom). The merit of such beliefs are no longer recognized. In a democratic world let not its champion Wikipedia prove that indeed, knowledge must be given only to the deserving. Best wishes, Ghanonmatta (talk) 16:27, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

I am wondering if it would be appropriate to these two articles (Ustad Abid Hussain and Jamaluddin Khan) to userspace so they can be reviewed and, if possible, improved on by the author. It is possible that they are, in fact, deserving of an entry but I can't review them as I am not an admin. I'll leave it to your discretion. Thanks. —BradV 17:18, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

OK. I have placed the articles in Ghanonmatta's userspace, here, so that Ghanonmatta can work on them and BradV can review them and hopefully give advice. Please note that this is a temporary placement, as it is against wikipedia principles to leave deleted mainspace articles in the userspace for very long. The userpage I have created will soon be deleted, unless you actually work on the articles with a view to restoring them to article space. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:42, 6 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] English Lessons?

Wow, looking at the last few posts above, the 'Zilla must be taking some great English lessons. All those adverbs, adjectives and even a few complete sentences. Tex impressed. Who teach the 'Zilla? ;o)Tex (talk) 15:10, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Zilla need to eat more power transformers, wires, and subway trains. High in iron, low in carbs. Adverbs feel poorly. Adjectives taste pitiful. Articles not needed at Wikipedia powerborkers say. Conjunctions give disease. Prepositions make police happy. Trains and towers and wires is good vittals for Zillas (and for Villas, too). Utgard Loki (talk) 15:58, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

You seem to have stopped referring to us "little users" too. You haven't been hit by one of those bloody shrinking rays, have you? It'd probably make negotiating through your house (I assume you have one) a lot more difficult. John Carter (talk) 16:36, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

With Zilla adminship (feel free place congratulations below HINT HINT (give presents HINT)), Zilla forced invent bilingualism for self. Zilla in fact always capable speaking dominant wiki creole WVVP ("Wikipedia Verbose Verb Pidgin")—simple to steal verbs and bits from little 'shonen, who have more than need for own use ! [5]—but not care to. Dino Ursprache superior for addressing established little users. Experienced users admire and emulate Zilla dinospeak! [Proud drumroll on chest]. But in adminny remarks, gentle Zilla attempt avoid frightening ignorant baby n00b users, therefore employ homely WVVP. Agree a little distasteful, especially, lack of roaring! Extend apologies to little Tex and John for startling experience! P. S. No fear shrinking rays, 'Zilla bigger and greater than ever. bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:32, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Wow...

Congrats on your admiship! I wonder what's next... probably Bureaucrat and Steward. Cheers, Glacier Wolf 21:34, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Keep eye on WP:RfB little wolf, HINT HINT. bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:05, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Timescale for userfied deleted pages

Hi, I noticed this which I myself have done for folks requesting to improve an otherwise vaporised article. And noted your comment somewhere about a requirement for being worked upon. I hadn't seen any discussion and wasn't sure where to start wading through mountains of WP archives looking - hence a question on a mental timescale/deadline thingy and and whether a policy on this sort of thing had been discussed somewhere (?) Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 02:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Regret delay. Zilla not seen discussion or considered deadline, either. Going by common sense + principles of User:Calton, who delete such userpages if come upon them just sitting there (happens a lot). Giving user two-three weeks to at least touch pages seem ample, no? bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:02, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

I find blanking works best. Still there in userspace for being worked on later. Only the title shows up on searches. For example: User:Carcharoth/Gracia Fay Ellwood, User:Carcharoth/Middle-earth in popular culture. If a page is incubating, and it is in reasonable shape, I don't mind letting it show up on search engines (and despite the claims, they still do). For example here (high up on first page of search results) and here (fifth on the search page results). Carcharoth (talk) 16:53, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm. Interesting. Maybe a big banner/template thingy could be used stating, "This is not a page in Wikipedia mainspace, but an article which for one or more reasons (i.e. was deleted, currently unsourced WRT notability etc) not able to be placed there currently." This would allow me, if I stumbled over this page to more directly help out and be able to improve it, for instance. I know of one page which took 10 months to find sources, and there wasn't really much to do until something popped up (which it serendipitously did). The main ones I have problems with improving are where references lie elsewewhere (eg in big library). I have never interacted with Calton before. So I take it there's been no real place apart from a rudimentary para on userfying stuff.Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 20:01, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Never interact with Calton? Hah! Unusual experience in store for little Casliber ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:46, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] How about a reply for "Response to "Regarding the deletion of article: "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?""

It'll be great if you don't ignore my comments and opinions on Wikipedia and your actions as an adminisator - it's just rude. Before replying to other users ahead of my response, reply to it. CCowell125 (talk) 17:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

One assumes that she already has, by referring you to the appropriate policies that explain why your article got deleted. Additionally, though, she also told you what to do with your discontentedness: you can go to WP:DRV. That's the "deletion review" section. It is better if people uninvolved in the deletion review the matter and make a decision, and DRV is where you can get that done. Isn't that better than badgering someone, telling them who they should talk to, in what order, etc., and demanding or expecting her to change her mind? I know, if I were in your position, I'd want other people to be looking over the deletion, and I wouldn't be trying to force someone to change her mind.

So here's the short version: leave the nice administrator alone, click on WP:DRV, and go see what those people think. Utgard Loki (talk) 18:28, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you

Cheers, ➪HiDrNick! 22:08, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] The RfArb

Bishonen, I enjoy your Bishzilla-speak as much as the next person, but do you really think that is appropriate for a request for arbitration? I suspect the request would be taken more seriously if you wrote it in grammatical English. Personally, I think it is extremely unlikely that any temporary desysop will happen. As Tango has said, any desysop would happen after a case. There is no emergency here. Carcharoth (talk) 10:05, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes, think Zilla request highly appropriate. Arbitration page not sacred altar, in contrast to Zilla talkpage. Does little user really think verb-laden (="grammatical") wikipedia pidgin appropriate to use here? Suspect little Carcharoth more likely to survive visit to Zilla page if write in Dino Ursprache. Is proper deportment in presence of great Zilla. Little user make strange remark about temporary de-sysop. Arbcom many times at end of cases impose temporary (=time-limited) de-sysops. 'Zilla recollect ten days for InShaneee. Slap on wrist. Where objection? Furthermore please avoid addressing little 'shonen on Zilla page, most confusing. Kindly use dedicated page User talk:Bishonen for such. All clear now? [Zilla pick up little Carcaroth and peer at him intently. User shrivel abjectly.] [Tolerantly. ] Good. bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:29, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

LOL! Good to see you haven't lost your touch. I'll use your talk page next time. Thanks. Carcharoth (talk) 11:37, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

I share the same concern raised by Carcharoth above (viz. the dino-baby-talk in the RfArb), but I consider it completely inappropriate. A request for desysopping is a serious matter, as is an ArbCom proceeding. The dinosaur thing is funny, and clever, in its proper context; but in the context of an ArbCom case it is tasteless, and gives the impression (whether justified or not) that you don't take the whole thing seriously - and therefore, that you don't take Tango's reputation and integrity seriously. Arbitration is not a game; it has consequences which affect real people and their feelings, and I can assure you that I would be hurt and annoyed if you ever requested my desysopping using "Bishzilla-speak". Maybe I'm being needlessly pompous, but it's the way I honestly feel. I've made a statement to that effect in the RfArb. Walton^One 15:54, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Acknowledge number person dislike use of incorrect gramma at ArbCom. Also know from experience that little ArbComs often get very very messy and ugly, even uglier than Tharks as seen here, and injecting a little humor is preferable to injecting some more vitriol. As long as Bishzilla gets points across coherently, her language not much worse than lots of furn editors me have met. Also, might freak out little Arbs if 'Zilla started talking like Henry Higgins and revealed she got doctorate from Oxford in English a few years ago, when she very politely asked for one. In this case, talking like herself shows little Arbs that situation isn't too dire. If any Arbs complain, though, me sure 'Zilla can do as good an Eliza Doolittle as Audrey Hepburn did. John Carter (talk) 16:20, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

It's not to do with incorrect grammar, or getting points across coherently. The problem is that deliberate use of dino-talk gives the impression that she isn't taking the issue seriously. When calling for someone's desysopping - especially when the background to the case is a topic as serious (and upsetting to many people) as 9/11 - it is highly inappropriate to play games and piss around. Much as Wikipedia may often feel like one of those online role-playing games, it is ultimately a serious website with a serious purpose, and desysopping someone is a serious issue. Walton^One 19:24, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately, you seem to be indicating that not only are all admins responsible for all they say and do, which is reasonable, if a bit extreme, but that we also have to be responsible for what others might perceive us as being. If we do cross that line, then basically any individual will be free to say "I'm offended by ..." regarding reasonable comments perhaps phrased less than perfectly delicately, and, ultimately, we will have even more instances of the sort of activity which led to the current ArbCom. Freedom of expression, which you seem to be indicating is not necessarily an absolute here, is guaranteed by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. If Bish-speak were somehow a violation of WP:CIVILITY, you might have a case, but I don't think it is. Certainly, the ArbCom could indicate to Bishzilla that she might do well to use her multilingual capacities a bit better in any future contact with them if they agree with you, and personally I wouldn't have any objections to their doing so. I know Bishzilla can still access some of her memories from when she was assimilated into Bishonen, like a Borg drone, probably including some linguistic skills. But there is a clear precedent that people can assume a false persona here and still operate. For what it's worth, "John" is my real middle name, and "Carter" ain't in there at all. It's generally been the case that the first time a person sentient entity makes a mistake here, they get told it was a mistake, possibly with additional criticism, possibly not. But, even if Bishzilla wanted to, she couldn't change her prior actions now. Whether the case is accepted or not, if one of the Arbs tells her that in the future she should adopt more formal language when presenting to them, I'm certain she will. I know at least one of the Arbs, Newyorkbrad, who expressed misgivings of Bishzilla's, um, appetite during her RfA, takes the lingo as what it is. But this particular case is already about one editor being sanctioned by another for generally acceptable, if perhaps a bit less than perfectly "correct" speech, and I think it would be a really miserable precedent for us to insist that all such discussions be perfectly phrased. Bish-speak is probably more acceptable than the numerous perjoratives I've seen others use in Mediations, ArbComs, and whatever, and I don't remember those others being universally sanctioned in any way. And, like she said above, she clearly respects ArbCom, but it isn't a sacred altar. I've heard lawyers tell jokes in court to each other (really bad, obscure jokes, generally, but still jokes), and I don't think we should necessarily be even more strict than the courts themselves are. John Carter (talk) 19:55, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

[With dignity. ] Thank you little John, but some misunderstanding, especially about respect. All Bishonen fault. 'Zilla greatly respect the little Arbcom. But puny 'shonen grievously fail to, please see 'shonen talkpage for why. 'Shonen not even let 'Zilla keep little arbcom shooting craps in pocket of spiderman suit any more! :-( Wild pterodactyls not drag 'shonen to RFAR page, and not be caught dead requesting arbitration. Therefore 'Zilla do it. See? Incidentally, Zilla quite big enough [absent-minded drumroll on chest ], to overlook recent anti-dino behind-back acid-squirting on Walton talk, led by Olive Branch Lady (=Durova). Not blame little Walton for it. All clear? bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:58, 15 April 2008 (UTC).

Don't bring my name into this. Since you have been someone who takes such elaborate offense at minor slights, and who has been so difficult to appease, you ought to have demonstrated an elementary respect for the feelings of others on something that actually matters. I have spent the last few days hoping you would see common sense. I am deeply offended, and have hesitated to say anything at all for fear of saying too much. Durova^Charge! 16:44, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Five edits for three lines is perhaps too much. I hope you've got your post polished to satisfaction now, and are done on my pages. Bishonen | talk 20:25, 16 April 2008 (UTC).

Bishonen, Walton One compared your posts to RFAR to showing up to court in a clown suit. He was too kind. Your behavior these last few days has been like showing up to a funeral in a clown suit, littering the graves with balloon animals, and pretending you're in a position to take offense when a family member gasps. The Bishzilla joke isn't funny anymore. It isn't easy to reply to these antics in a civil manner. Please apologize and retire the Bishzilla account. Durova^Charge! 21:28, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Sadly, I must concur with Durova here. The Bishzilla escapade was funny at first, but it's went too far now, no? Requesting arbitration in connection with a RfAr that has the September 11 attacks in its scope is rather inconsiderate of others, and I'd have hoped that you would have picked up on that. Similarly, using a joke account (regardless of whether it is flagged as an administrator or not) to request the desysopping of an administrator is simply insensitive towards that editor, most especially when that joke account uses broken english to communicate. Sorry, this has went too far; we're now at the stage where a Request for Comment is becoming warranted. Anthøny 22:07, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Durova, I guess you didn't notice or didn't care that I asked you to refrain from posting on this page? If writing here is so irresistible, I'm afraid I'm going to start removing your posts, though I'm always reluctant to do that. Please desist instead.

Doesn't it strike you as a little ridiculous to first attack me on Walton's page, and then follow up by asking me to keep your name out of it ("it"?) And what is my crime according to you? Is this seriously it: the way I phrased an RFAR for Tango's bad civility block of a former admin—MONGO, the actual injured party here, if you remember— who works thanklessly to keep the WTC attack pages factual has injured or offended you and others who had family members present in the buildings during that attack? Is that it? Or what? As for an RFC, Anthony, bring it on, I shall look forward to it. Bishonen | talk 23:14, 16 April 2008 (UTC).

Bishonen, this is just one outsider's 2 cents. Like on many occasions, I'm all with Walton One on this one and I do consider his comments both spot-on and helpful. Imho, the Bishzilla language joke has grown a bit old. As for Durova's comments, I'm having a really hard time putting myself in your shoes as far as perceiving it as anything like an attack goes. Maybe you're just a bit unnerved because you sense that there's something to it? You should take care not to take self-directed anger out on well-intentioned third parties. Dorftrottel (bait) 23:46, April 16, 2008

(To Bishonen/zilla) I don't think Durova's comments on my page constituted an attack on anyone as such. She simply said Thank you for your decency. Imagine you had family in the World Trade Center, as I have. I think it's stretching it a bit to call that an "attack".

I also think it's telling that you are now using the Bishonen account, and normal English, to respond to this discussion - suggesting that you now take it seriously, since your conduct has been questioned. Which confirms my initial impression that you weren't really taking the RfArb seriously.

I'm not trying to attack you. You do a lot of good work for this encyclopedia (under both accounts) and I don't doubt your good faith. I don't think you intended to offend anyone. But it's a sensitivity issue, in the end. Any of us can be inadvertently insensitive - I do it all the time - but it's usually best to apologise, make amends, and move on. Walton^One 09:06, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh? This is crazy.

First, I was one mile away from the towers. Does that mean that I get one mile of umbrage to take to everything? I knew three people lost in the towers. Can I get three hypersensitive remarks? I breathed the fumes for a month. Do I get a month of specialness on Wikipedia?

Durova's comments were absolutely an attack, and it's foolish to pretend otherwise. I realize the Durova and her friends have every reason to be embarrassed by what she said, but it's best to admit and deal head on with the comments, not to insist that there was nothing there. Saying, "NOPE, nope...nothing there" is to repeat and reiterate it.

One person says, of the RfAr, "It's silly" and "Who gave Bishzilla the admin status?" Durova then comes to thank them for saying so? She connects Mongo to the WTC explicitly and the blocking of Mongo as a sign of sensitivity? The subtext to those comments is large print braille, and it's hideously crabbed and venomous.

Mongo's not a friend of mine, but he keeps the WTC articles clean, and I consider that important. After all, I did see them happen, and I did breathe the fumes, and I did lose friends, and I did have to take the subway home and talk to people who had seen the bodies land. Geogre (talk) 11:04, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

(Reply to Geogre) I didn't say "It's silly" or "Who gave Bishzilla the admin status?". Bishonen/zilla is a good admin, and I have no problem with her having the tools, on either account.

I have no opinion as regards either MONGO or Tango, except that I know that both of them are good-faith editors who do a lot of work for this encyclopedia. I find this RfArb difficult, because there are people on both sides of the argument who I deeply respect. I'm just glad I'm not on the ArbCom and I don't have to make a decision.

I apologise if I've offended anyone. I'll withdraw from all this now, since it really isn't my concern. Walton^One 13:57, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Little archive please?

Hello little zilla...Waterman have slow interwebs and slow patiencewebs...little zilla archive talk page for Waterman? [turns tap on, laughs evilly, all your paintings are ruined]

No need for boring /Archive 1...little zilla use /Archive roar, /Archive roarr, /Archive roarrr, and keep adding "r" to end of word for each one, yes?

Good zilla. [pets]. dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 10:47, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

[sighs ]. OK, archive HALF page. (Page so pretty!) Little Waterman any relation of little Wetman ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:48, 16 April 2008 (UTC).

Litte Zilla be good, big Waterman give drink. But no relation to Wetman. Water make little zilla wet, not wet itself. [pets]. dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 09:20, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] A belated welcome

Welcome home, oh, courageous and mighty Bishzilla. Sooooooooooo happy to come across your footprints here and there. A big bunch of flowers for you (they are edible) - with my humble adoration! May the mighty new administrator always seek out evildoers wherever they are lurking at Wikipedia. WBardwin (talk) 02:48, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

[Bishzilla smirk graciously, put little user in pocket of spiderman suit. Roast sunflower seeds using atomic breath, and eat them. ] Tasty! Appreciate, little W! bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:28, 20 April 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Tango

An Arbitration case involving you has been opened, and is located here. Please add any evidence you may wish the Arbitrators to consider to the evidence sub-page, Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Tango/Evidence. Please submit your evidence within one week, if possible. You may also contribute to the case on the workshop sub-page, Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Tango/Workshop.

On behalf of the Arbitration Committee, John Vandenberg ^(chat) 11:14, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hello George Mosley

Hi George. Did the president tell you to say that? - bpcresistance

Girlish

Bishzilla girl, not boy ! [Displeased, 'zilla blow girlishly on little resistance. Little user go brown round edges. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:56, 22 April 2008 (UTC).

Bishzilla knows the president? I suppose it's only natural. After all, presidents, kings, premiers, vice admirals, and air wing commander Biggles would need to plead for their lives, not have country burned up. Utgard Loki (talk) 12:04, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Gurchzilla

User:Gurch signs himself as "Gurchzilla". Just how many relatives do you have, anyway? John Carter (talk) 14:42, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah! Bishzilla affectionately recollect drama of Gurchzilla, reflected in block log! [6] (Zillas enjoy drama always.) Bishzilla accidentally squash this zilla (expressing affection! huggling!), get unjustly blocked by Gurch (meanie bo feenie..?? Is Jurassic speech?) for misconceived time period, remain unjustly blocked until released through helpful death threat by Her Highness Bishonen. [Bishzilla lost in pleasant reveries of ancient drama. ] Suitably abject apology by Gurch here ! ['Zilla enthusiastically buttonhole little John Carter. ] While on subject, lemme tell you about Doczilla... bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:54, 23 April 2008 (UTC).