User:Future Perfect at Sunrise

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de Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
el-3 Αυτός ο χρήστης μπορεί να συνεισφέρει σε ανωτέρου επιπέδου ελληνικά.
xvn-1 This user knows how to say "Let's go for a drink" in Vandalic, but prefers not to.
grc-2 Ὅδε ὁ χρήστης δύναται συνεισφέρειν μέσῃ γνώσει τῆς ἀρχαίας ἑλληνικῆς.
cel-1 This user knows how to say "my girl, take my kiss" in Gaulish, but has never tried.
tr-2 Bu kullanıcı orta seviyede Türkçe anlıyor.
xil-1 This user hopes he would manage ordering a beer in Illyrian,

but isn't sure he would like the result.
fr-2 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
phr-1 This user thinks he could cry for bread in Phrygian, but every baby could do that.
la-2 Hic utilisator media latinitate contribuere potest.
ohg-2 This user knows how to say "Italians are crazy" in Old High German, but wouldn't want to be blocked for it.
it-1 Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.
xfa-1 This user knows how to say "today I'll drink wine" in Faliscan, and certainly prefers it over Illyrian sabaia.
ipa-3
ə		 This user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
got-1 This user knows how to say "drink out your cup" in Crimean Gothic, but thinks it would depend on what's in it.
... This user would like to know oodles more languages.
prg-1 This user knows how to say "You are no longer a nice uncle if you want to drink but not to pay for it" in Old Prussian. Which is simply too good to miss.
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This user believes that Infoboxes must burn in Hell. A box promises to contain, and things that can't be neatly contained can't be put in boxes. A box suggests "this is the real deal," and if the real deal could be put in a box, then there would be no need for articles. A box says, "Here is your PowerPoint bullet point list, so you can find all the world reduced to a reductive summary; please do not strive to understand complexity, for that is for suckers." A box says, "Wikipedia is just like your primary school text book: full of colors and 'bites' of infotainment." A box says, "I, the box maker, have just pissed all over this article and written a counter-article, and it's short, so read it instead." A box may be found useful by some people, indeed. We call those people "non-readers." (Utgard Loki, at Giano's Talkpage, 16:47, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
This user believes that Infoboxes must burn in Hell.

A box promises to contain, and things that can't be neatly contained can't be put in boxes. A box suggests "this is the real deal," and if the real deal could be put in a box, then there would be no need for articles. A box says, "Here is your PowerPoint bullet point list, so you can find all the world reduced to a reductive summary; please do not strive to understand complexity, for that is for suckers." A box says, "Wikipedia is just like your primary school text book: full of colors and 'bites' of infotainment." A box says, "I, the box maker, have just pissed all over this article and written a counter-article, and it's short, so read it instead." A box may be found useful by some people, indeed. We call those people "non-readers." (Utgard Loki, at Giano's Talkpage, 16:47, 28 March 2008 (UTC)


The Barnstar of Diligence
Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Barnstar of Diligence for his dedication to mediating disputes in controversial areas equipped with a strong sense of neutrality and objectivity, and a flawless command of the English language. //Dirak 20:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
For impartial review of blocked user and fight for seeking the truth and justice in that case. ≈Tulkolahten≈≈talk≈ 09:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
The Original Barnstar
Because putting up with all the nonsense at Liancort Rocks must have required to patience of a saint! Spartaz Humbug! 19:23, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
I, Durova, award the Whack-a-mole Stuffed Tiger Prize to Future Perfect at Sunrise for tirelessly reblocking returning sockpuppets at Carnival Wikipedia. DurovaCharge! 13:32, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
I, Durova, award the Whack-a-mole Stuffed Tiger Prize to Future Perfect at Sunrise for tirelessly reblocking returning sockpuppets at Carnival Wikipedia. DurovaCharge! 13:32, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar for his kindness and help given to newcomers on Wikipedia. --Revizionist 16:42, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar for his kindness and help given to newcomers on Wikipedia. --Revizionist 16:42, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
I, Deucalionite, present you with this award in honor of your persistence and rouge tactics as an administrator. Keep up the good work and make me proud. Despite my disliking you, this is an honor that I should have given you years ago. Better late than never. Good-bye old soldier. Deucalionite (talk) 21:59, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
I, Deucalionite, present you with this award in honor of your persistence and rouge tactics as an administrator. Keep up the good work and make me proud. Despite my disliking you, this is an honor that I should have given you years ago. Better late than never. Good-bye old soldier. Deucalionite (talk) 21:59, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
I hereby declare you the uncontested Master. (not once but twice) That was amazing. I am humbled before your sheer awesomeness! Etc.! El_C 13:13, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
I hereby declare you the uncontested Master. (not once but twice) That was amazing. I am humbled before your sheer awesomeness! Etc.! El_C 13:13, 7 March 2008 (UTC)