User:Two-face Jackie
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Hello, my name is Two-face Jackie. Do not expect much from my page yet, as I am only beginning it this very day. Today is 5 December 2007.
I'm not entirely sure what it is people write on these pages of theirs. But, because I'm sure users aren't interested in one another's pages, I'm going to list some basic things.
You can expect my edits to be prominent on historical articles. I also may be inclined to edit certain German-language and Latin-language articles, as I am quickly becoming a writer and speaker of both.
Yes, the studies of language, history, and art (fine art, that is) are my areas of expertise, as I've been told. I'd like to be fluent in several foreign languages, including Luxembourgian! (For the record, the user who put down and removed my original statement regarding this name [you know who you are, infidel] was very wrong. A certain European culture reference book of mine clearly calls the language Luxembourgian. Also, the people are not called Luxembourgian, as the discussion page comment claims, they are called Luxembourgers. The demonym is Luxembourger, e.g. Look at that Luxembourger., or, I am a Luxembourger.)
The English-language is favorite of mine, too, however. That being said, I want everyone viewing this page to comprehend that grammar and spelling mistakes will not be tolerated! Even the slightest slip or fumble will be on my mind when reviewing the whole of an article.
I have joined the Organizations Project, the Germany Project, the Catholicism Project, and I intend to join and/or help with others (e.g. Project Luxembourg, Project International Law, and some less significant projects that merely appeal to my tastes and hobbies).
VOTE TWOZENHAUER!
Today is 6 December 2007.
I have joined Project Luxembourg, Project Grammar, Project Europe, Project International Law, and Project Chess. I'm sorry to say, Bob, that that is all I have to say for to-day.
Well, that, and...
Today is 8 December 2007.
Sorry for my lack of writing, as I have been busy doing things that I ought not have done (e.g. writing six poems in a matter of eight hours or so). There really isn't much to say now, except that I'm a member of Project Catullus (he was a Roman Republican-era poet, for those unfamiliar).
Today is 16 December 2007.
Hello there. I don't have anything interesting to post, but I like to keep this page running. I won't be posting for a few days, so Merry Christmas (I'm not wishing a Happy New Year, because I'll be back by the 27th or so).
Today is 22 December 2007.
Ahoy, hoy! I am back now. That took quite a while...and the wait was for nothing! Ah, well. I'll say when an interesting occurance takes shape. Till then, enjoy the first month of our calender, when it comes. Happy New Year in advance. (Pretend it's the 27th. I will be late for nothing! The posting sequence is late for us all! I'm serious. The added date is a little addendum I made, as is this note. Sorry for the sluggishness of the Internet and all, but it's not my fault, Bob)!
Today is 27 December 2007, not 3 January 2008.
I, Twozenhauer and Two-face Jackie, will alert you with interesting news and such. In the mean, I have made a resolution to begin helping with my various projects, primarily Project Germany. Once I've done that, I would like to become an administrator, or some such thing. I wish to nominate myself, but only when I have become worthy. I will continue postings and such while I work.
How rude I've been...
Today is 11 January 2008.
It has, dear reader, become very difficult to begin my projects. Regardless, I won't trudge on with that point, as it is rather inexcusable. Anyway, I am beginning a new "feature" on this page. From now on, I will denote the day of the edits I make to my page, in addition to my usual marking of the date.
In light of this addition...
Today is Sunday, 20 January 2008.
VOTE TWOZENHAUER!
Today is Saturday, 26 January 2008.
Seriously, you should vote for Twozenhauer...but I don't have any qualifications. Some day, though. Some day. Anywho, the history page will say that this is the Sixth of February. It is not! It is the First of February!
Today is Friday, 1 February 2008.
Hello. I'm still here.
Today is Friday, 8 February 2008.
On 12 February, I recieved a message asking for help translating early letters of the Church fathers. This message came imparted by a certain Internet user working with the elusive, yet vital, SineBot, and though I have not checked my messages from the week of 10 February until this point, I am dutifully going to help with this project. Today, I shall contact this person and attempt to mend his/her difficulties. I am sorry I waited until now.
All of the other candidates lack what I profess, so Vote Twozenhauer!
Today is Friday, 15 February 2008.
I want to translate Latin documents, but the contact didn't respond. Well, on the bright side of things, I began an article about Ernst Ludwig von Gerlach, which I dare say is decent for its length. It hasn't attracted anyone yet, and I'm not certain that I can afford to make that a project of mine, in and of itself. Anyway, if I don't get SineBot's nod, I'm going to find some Church letters myself, and fit them in, somehow, to Wikipedia.
Behold my links!
Today is Friday, 22 February 2008.
Hello. Still, I am here.
In case you haven't noticed, I've been editing on Fridays for the past few weeks, and I have decided, as such, to make Friday my official Weekly Editing Day for this page.
Today is Leap Day 2008,
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Today is Friday, 29 February 2008.
Hello, everyone. Nothing to report to-day.
Today is Friday, 7 March 2008.
Hallo, freunden. I am addressing you in German (Deutsch), because I intend to join the German Wikipedia tomorrow. There, I shall go by the name Twozenhauer. Maybe I can be an administrator on both...maybe the Latin one, too. That would just be great. All right, I will talk to you in a week.
Today is Friday, 14 March (März) 2008.
I am glad that I have time this morning (it is almost noon) to edit this page. It is, after all, Good Friday, and I have an important arrangement for this afternoon. There isn't much else to say, unfortunately.
Happy Good Friday, anyway.
Today is Friday, 21 March 2008.
Nothing to report. At least I wasn't late. Not that it matters, especially. I'm not sure if anyone but Bob really reads this. I'd sigh for all of you, but you wouldn't see or hear it. Darn it all! Now I've begun making my user page edits funny! That is unintentional. The next one will be serious! I promise you that!
Today is Friday, 28 March 2008.
Hello. I am here, on time, and all.
Today is Friday, 4 April 2008.
Lovely day, yes? I have noticed numerous errors on Wikipedia lately, and I have no intention of allowing them to remain. Off to work...Bob.
Today is Friday, 11 April 2008.
Well, correcting grammar and spelling is all too enjoyable, but seeing a perfect page is even better. I haven't seen one this week.
Today is Friday, 18 April 2008.
Hello, Bob. There were two "F"'s in "off" and we all know it! Aside, it's a nice day.
Today is Friday, 25 April 2008.
I've done some work on German (Deutsch) Wikipedia and Latin Wikipedia. I also began a stub article on King Christian V's crown. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Danish history, he was an absolutist king. Good-bye for now.
Today is Friday, 2 May 2008.
Nothing to report. Vote Twozenhauer and hail Magnatostan!
Today is Friday, 9 May 2008.
Again, I will say nothing. Loba dīna, Bob!
Today is Friday, 16 May 2008.
Loba dīna! Although we missed it, I will point out that 11 May is Magnat Independence Day. Of course, Magnat days are three times as long as ordinary Western days. We invented them, of course, so we know these things better. Corsmemshikovovichskikovhornkhramaschubaschubanishblop would want it this way! What? Wikipedia doesn't have an article on Corsmemshikovovichskikovhornkhramaschubaschubanishblop? That's horrible! Oh well, her name is too long anyway. See you later, all (including you, Bob).
Today is Friday, 23 May 2008.
May is almost over. How existential. Of course, I don't really believe in existentialism...Good-bye for now, as I must mull over some things (like existentialism, a philosophy of which I am not a believer).
Today is Friday, 30 May 2008.
