Twisted Christmas

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Twisted Christmas
Studio album by Bob Rivers
Released	1988
Recorded	1987
Genre	Comedy/Holiday
Label	Critique Records
Bob Rivers chronology
Twisted Christmas I Am Santa Claus

For the similarly named Twisted Sister album, see A Twisted Christmas

Twisted Christmas is a humorous Christmas album recorded by Bob Rivers and his Comedy Corp.

[edit] Track listing

1. The Twelve Pains of Christmas (3:36)
   • Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol.
2. The Chimney Song (2:06)
   • Original song.
3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (0:44)
   • Parody of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol.
4. Wreck the Malls (2:02)
   • Parody of "Deck the Halls" performed as glam metal.
5. A Visit From St. Nicholson (4:30)
   • Parody of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore, with actor Jack Nicholson instead of St. Nicholas.
6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (1:23)
   • Parody of "O Come All Ye Faithful." Sung as a normal Christmas carol.
7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) (3:06)
   • Original song, in the country music format.
8. The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (1:33)
   • Parody of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen." Sung by an all-male a cappella chorus.
9. Foreigners (2:07)
   • Parody of "Angels We Have Heard on High."
10. Joy to the World (1:22)
    • Hard rock instrumental version of traditional song.
11. A Message From the King (2:18)
    • Spoken word piece by Elvis Presley impersonator.