User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back/Insults

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A compendium of the acclaim I've received:

  • I'm a cheap guy —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 83.65.172.211 (talk • contribs) 10:25, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
So I forgot my wallet the other night. I said I was sorry. I suppose a second date is out of the question....--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 14:40, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • you stole my wallet
you fat man--69.227.43.223 05:13, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • u smell —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 87.114.7.4 (talk • contribs) 11:05, 14 September 2006 (UTC) [1]
Actually, I have a rugged, sweaty, manly aroma that many anonymous Editors find irresistible.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 18:04, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • haha ur obese —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 202.168.33.172 (talk • contribs) 06:13, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
Obvious trash talk after The Fat Man Who Never Came Back left comment on Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Bipolar Bears. Cheap move.
  • When I read your username, I had to laugh so hard that I fell off the chair and broke my □inkie! I□m gonna sue you! — Sebastian 02:12, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • MY NAME IS ****ING GAY!!!!!!!!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 204.111.131.28 (talk • contribs) 03:30, 29 January 2007 (UTC) [2]
  • Tonight, as soon as the moon rises meet me in the dark alleyway. Why? Because I'm offended you haven't done something to offend me! —The following signed comment will be added by mathmo (talk • contribs) tomorrow.
  • This profound (if somewhat crass) remark [3] caused me to rethink my life. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 14:04, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • At least one editor would like to see pictures on my user page.[4]--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 12:32, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Sometimes vandals send me vandalism warnings:[5]. That's, like, ironic.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back 23:16, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • ok fatass,EXCUSE ME,fat man,why would you leave such a stupid comment on Darrell Abbotts talk page?
  • I HATE YOU FOREVER, FAT MAN, YOU FAT BASTARD. And by "hate," I mean "love," and by "fat bastard," I mean one swell and awesome bloke, an inspiration for us all, a perfect man, el magnifico, savior of mankind, omnipotent and omnicient, God, King of All that is Great, The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread, and quite likeable fellow. You're Numero Uno, Fat Man! 216.178.51.137 (talk) 08:45, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

amen --Kushalt 21:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

  • The Fat Man Who Never Came Back has truly changed my life, via the slight extra tax I have to pay to allow him into hospital. Watto the jazzman (talk) 00:05, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
  • KISS MY FAT ASS![8]
  • After 4,600 edits, the Fat Man's "actions evidently indicate a vandalism-only account."[9]--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 05:20, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
  • "Good riddens, Fatso." It is not my opinion; it is meant to express the feelings of all unoriginal and unimaginative Wikipedians out there. Waltham, The Duke of 13:09, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
  • A vacuum tube specialist blogs about the Fat Man in unflattering terms[10]
  • "way to ruin a vague joke, fatso"[11]
  • An arbitrator admonishes The Fat Man for treating Wikipedia as a "chat forum"[12]
  • This extended rant demands its own subpage.

[edit] Face the truth

You're actually neither "fat" nor a "man". In real life you're a pimply-faced beanpole of a junior high school student. Your mother writes all your witty comebacks for you. Right after tucking in your shirt and giving you the homework she finished for you last night... Ling.Nut (talk) 04:49, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

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