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“For every Southern boy fourteen years old, not once but whenever he wants it, there is the instant when it's still not yet two o’clock on that July afternoon in 1863, the brigades are in position behind the rail fence, the guns are laid and ready in the woods and the furled flags are already loosened to break out and Pickett himself with his long oiled ringlets and his hat in one hand probably and his sword in the other looking up the hill waiting for Longstreet to give the word and it's all in the balance, it hasn't happened yet..." -- William Faulkner
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Favorite Pages
For the incomplete but much more full list of articles, see [[:User:Swatjester/articles|User:Swatjester/articles]].
Spore (game)
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
United States Army
Freedom of movement
Group X
Battlefield 2
SWAT
Mountain Dew Yum.
Contributions
Page Creations
Commander Mine Squadron SEVEN (complete rewrite)
BallenIsles (hehe)
RSTA (U.S. Army)
Major Contributions
Freedom of movement
Virginia Tech massacre: created and organized the "Responses" section.
User:Swatjester: What, you think I made this?
User talk:Swatjester: see above.
SWAT
United States Army
Mountain Dew AMP
Delta Force
U.S. Navy SEALs
United States Army Special Forces
My Contributions
Image Uploads
Note: unformating images as a placeholder until I can figure out the sizing here.
Kawasaki Ninja EX250 similar to the one I drive! Kawasaki Ninja EX250 similar to the one I drive! Mercedes Benz E-class similar to the one I drive!Mercedes Benz E-class similar to the one I drive!
Picture 1 Picture 2
Florida State University FSU, my undergraduate institution. Image:Doak Campbell Stadium.jpg And their National Champion football team.
Picture 3 Picture 4
Morikami park A tranquil area of Morikami Park, near my birthplace Marines performing a similar job to mine Marines performing a similar job to mine.
Picture 5 Picture 6
About
SWATJester is a Wikipedian from Tallahassee, Florida. This account was started on the 4th of January, 2006.

This main page is going to be converted to a new format in about a month.

My Wikipedia status: I'm a member of the Communications Committee, a volunteer on OTRS, and a legal intern for the foundation. Please note this, in addition to my full time job, keeps me extremely busy, and I do not have time to respond to every complaint brought to my talk page.

NOTE: I am not the <swat> from #ed. My IRC screenname is <swatjester>, <SWATJester> or <SWATJester`>/<Swatjester`>.
Timeline
► Edit 1: Florida State University
► Edit 100: User talk:Nufy8
► Edit 500: Wikipedia:Requests for comment/User conduct
► Edit 1000: Talk:Neuro-linguistic programming
► Edit 2500: Dreyfoos School of the Arts
► Edit 5000: User talk:Swatjester
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Who Am I?
Full list of articles I've edited
WikiProjects
This user is a member of WikiProject Florida, which seeks to expand information about the state of Florida. Please feel free to join us.

Swatjester/Main is a member of the Law Enforcement WikiProject, a collaborative effort to improve Wikipedia's coverage of Law Enforcement. If you would like to participate, you can visit the project page, where you can join the project and see a list of open tasks.
This page is within the scope of WikiProject Terrorism, an attempt to build a comprehensive and detailed guide to articles on individual terrorists, incidents and related subjects. If you would like to participate, you can improve the article attached to this page, or visit the project page.
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WikiProject Military history This user is a member of the Military history WikiProject, which aims to improve Wikipedia's coverage of military history. If you would like to participate, you can visit the project page, where you can join the project and see a list of open tasks.
Template:United States Armed ForcesWikiProject-Member
Vital Articles
This is a list of articles I have found (and still find!) very useful:
Help:Table - I can never remember the syntax properly, and this page works so very well!
Help:Formula - Likewise, <math> is complex too. I wonder why it isn't <maths>...
Wikipedia:Reference Desk - Need a question answering? This is place!
Wikipedia:Help Desk - The people who work on this never get mad, even after I posted a shoddy piece of HTML and asked why it didn't work.
Special:Random - Great fun! But why does it always link to Canadian politians?
List of HTML decimal character references - All the funny symbols!
Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose - Always good advice...
Wikipedia:Esperanza/Coffee lounge - A good way to unwind...
A big Thank You to all these pages and the people who edit them!
My To-Do
► Google Search & Rescue vandalised pages.
Legend
► I'll do this when I get around to it.
► This is pretty important; I should do it soon
► Very important; most probably already in progress
!!! Drop everything! I must do this right away!
My Signature
Normal : ⇒ SWATJester Ready Aim Fire! 01:12, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Userboxes & Babel
Important
5.5k This user has made over 5500 edits.
AE This user uses American English. USA
This user is at wikistress level 1: Just Fine WS:1
Babel & Browser
en This user is a native speaker of English.
ru-1 Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
it-1 Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
Wikipedia Activity
Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with Vandal Fighter.
Two Cows This user supports having two cows.—Ryūlóng (竜龍) 02:52, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.
Location/Geography
Stars and Bars I currently live in Florida, USA Florida Flag
French Flag I have visited France and Germany... Flag of Germany
Spanish Flag Spain and Italy... Italian Flag
Welsh Flag and the United Kingdom and Russia... Cornish Flag
Japanese Flag so I want to visit Japan & Ireland Irish Flag
Misc
This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

The motto of the United States is ‘’’“E Pluribus Unum”’’’.

Wikipedians in the United States
Warning STOP! Hammertime!
This user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists
AWWDMBJAWGCAWAIFDSPBATDMTD

The motto of the AWWDMBJAWGCAWAIFDSPBATDMTD is Est omnino difficile iudicare inclusionis meritum cuiusdam rei in encyclopædia cum ratio sciendi quid populi referat incerta sit, sed nihilominus aliquid encyclopædiam dedecet, which translates to, "it is generally difficult to judge the worthiness of a particular topic for inclusion in an encyclopedia considering that there is no certain way to know what interests people, but some topics nevertheless are not fit for an encyclopedia." This motto reflects the desire of these Wikipedians to be reluctant, but not entirely unwilling, to remove articles from Wikipedia.
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