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[edit] Hildabeast

The Hildabeast is mysterious and evil creature that is worshiped by many followers of the Church of Liberalism. The Hildabeast is well known for it's ability to take on human form. It is rumored that this creature's human disguise is a female U.S. democratic senator and former first lady. There are many theories as to where the Hildabeast came from but the most likely was that it was sent by a hostile alien race to enslave the planet. In the Liberal Bible (which includes the Communist Manifesto, original Roe v. Wade documents, and other sacred texts) it says that the Hildabeast came to earth in 1947 near Chicago.