Songs of the Monsters In The Morning

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This is a list of songs written and performed by The Monsters In The Morning (formerly Monsters Of The Midday), a morning radio show popular in Florida. The songs are mainly parodies of songs by other bands and recording artists.

1 Monsters Volume 1
2 Monsters Volume 2
3 Monsters Volume 3
4 Monsters Volume 4
5 Monsters Volume 5
6 Monsters Volume 6 (Disc 1)
7 Monsters Volume 6 (Disc 2)
8 Miss Monster 10th Anniversary
9 Other Monsters Songs

[edit] Monsters Volume 1

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Beer	Known to Russ as the Monster's National Anthem
2	Hero
3	Scissor Grind
4	Serial Lover
5	Serial Hater
6	Lake Apopka Light
7	Generation Butt Crack
8	Catch it and Paint it Green
9	Put My Shoes On
10	One Stinky Cuban
11	Ass Come, Ass Go
12	Boudreaux's Balls
13	Chinamen in the Hood
14	Cooter
15	Drunk at Denny's
16	Dirty Jim '99
17	Don't Put Your Hands On Me...Bitch	Written by "Chief and Snoogy"
18	She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On
19	Sweetness	Written by Bubba for his wife "Sweetness"
20	Frimps
21	Liquor World
22	UCF Fight Song
23	Hottest Band in Celestiality
24	Hotdog Soup
25	Mary Lou's Rotten Ho Blues

[edit] Monsters Volume 2

Discontinued.

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Monster Bitch
2	MC Sammich
3	Me And My Son
4	Me And My Pal
5	OLE Bubba
6	In The Top 3
7	Only Got 3
8	Stank Don't It
9	Chicken Weenie With It
10	Diamond Dallas Page
11	To Drunk To Make Love Last Night
12	I Smoke Cigarettes
13	Fast Frimps
14	Snotty Nose Kisses
15	I'm Sorry
16	Whoopass Man
17	That's Good
18	Walks Like A Man
19	Got Green Teeth
20	Savannah Is A Centerfold
21	Trailer Trash
22	Monster Muppet Show Open
23	Sexy Savannah
24	Where Is The Skank We Loved Before
25	Born To Be Skank

[edit] Monsters Volume 3

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Southern Girl
2	West Palm	Shortly after being syndicated to West Palm Beach, Russ had Bubba write this song to "welcome" any new fans.
3	Move On	A serious original song by Daniel Dennis
4	Dream While You Can	A serious song written by Jeff Howell
5	Disagree
6	Savannah Streaked
7	Call ya Momma
8	Rest Easy
9	Wow Looks at This
10	The Unicorn
11	Battery Powered Love Affair
12	Whole Lotta Whoopin' Off
13	I Don't Wanna Be A Bordeaux
14	Make Poo Poo for Dadda
15	Bad Limosine
16	I Can't Stand Her, But I Love Her
17	About Damn Time
18	America Lives In Us
19	Mr. Hamburger	Written by Bubba about Russ's love of hamburgers

[edit] Monsters Volume 4

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Dog Tag City
2	Pyro
3	F'd Up
4	Drunk at Denny's (Live)
5	Burned Out Cadillac	written by jeff Howell, after taking severe abuse from other show members
6	Hold That Homo Down (Live)
7	God Is A River	supposed to be a serious song by Jeff Howell, but Savanah talked over it, adding funny details
8	Stay At Work	written by Daniel Dennis showing his frustration at others on the show not being able to show up or stay at work
9	Everett the Drunken Piano	written by Bubba about his love of his best friend, his piano
10	I Hate Terrorists	Released after the 9/11 Terrorist Attack.
11	Beat Up By A Queer	written by Jeff Howell after Tuddle lost a boxing match to a homosexual man
12	When I get I Love You Drunk	Written by Bubba for Russ after an unfortunate date he'd had the night before
13	Get The Hell Out Of My Country
14	Slow Shoes
15	Boob
16	Devotion
17	Mark and Greg Halloween
18	Rub-a-Dub	Parody of the Benny Hill TV theme
19	Wendy
20	Happy Thanksgiving (from the Sunshine State)
21	F U Santa Claus	Parody of Here come Santa Claus
22	Trailer Park Winter Wonderland	Parody of (Walking in a) Winter Wonderland
23	No Toys
24	Pyro "Live"

[edit] Monsters Volume 5

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Sunshine In Dixieland
2	Squirrel Shot Earl
3	The Buzz Song	Proving that he is a "damn musical genius" Bubba wrote this song in just a few segments
4	Drunk at Denny's
5	Russ and Bo Opera
6	Face Pirate
7	Skeeter Down Easter	written for Dirty Jim's many trips out to sea as the captain of the "Skeeter"
8	Daniel
9	America Skarica
10	Licka-Licka-Licka-Wham
11	El Cheeky Tico
12	Fun King
13	Fatties at the Fair	Parody of We're in the Money from The Gold Diggers of 1933
14	Little Miss Golden Puss
15	Redneckin'
16	Wendy's Booger
17	Ha Ha Ha Happy
18	Lima Bean
19	Monkey Pox
20	Teach Me How To Fight
21	Monkey Nuts
22	Driving While Eating Chicken
23	Let Me Go

[edit] Monsters Volume 6 (Disc 1)

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Futureneck
2	Hell Cat
3	Can't Figure It Out, Beat It Up
4	Dog Don't Bitch
5	Mr. Bass	This song is written by Bubba about a story in the local papers describing the death of bass in Central Florida due to a disease
6	Fan Song	written by Bubba about his fan that he keeps pointed on him in the studio
7	When Jimmy's Not Here
8	Hey Gerb	Parody of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles. The parody was written by Jake, an extreme Monster fan who has since died
9	Catfish, Got 'em
10	Life Friends
11	Snare Of Gold
12	I Did It, I Did It
13	I Don't Remember
14	I'm So Lonely
15	Ham And Cheese
16	Mark and Greg On The Open Road
17	That Hurts My Feelings
18	Mexican Food
19	Russ and Bo Opera 2
20	Russ and Bo Opera 3
21	Russ and Bo Opera 4
22	Russ and Bo Opera 5

[edit] Monsters Volume 6 (Disc 2)

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	F U Santa Claus	Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus"
2	Dirty Jim the Christmas Ass
3	I'll Be Drunk For Christmas	Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" by Walter Kent
4	Dingle Berry Rock	Parody of "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms
5	12 Days of Christmas	Parody of original The Twelve Days Of Christmas
6	Hainus
7	Blue Christmas	Cover of original "Blue Christmas" by Ernest Tubb
8	Wrestling Claus	Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" by Eddie Cantor
9	Red Rider BB Gun	written and performed by Average Joe
10	Silent Night	Cover of original "Silent Night"
11	I Saw Wanzie Kissing Dirty Jim	Parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd
12	New Born King	Parody of "Little Drummer Boy"
13	No Toys For Christmas
14	Police Beat Me Up
15	Jeff Howell Hates Jesus
16	Happy Thanksgiving from the Sunshine State
17	Mark and Greg Halloween
18	Santa Claus Is Coming To My Town	Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" by Eddie Cantor
19	M C Samich Xmas	Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
20	Santa Claus is Coming To My Town (Live)	Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
21	Trailer Park Winter Wonderland	Parody of "(Walking in a) Winter Wonderland"

[edit] Miss Monster 10th Anniversary

Track No.	Title	Notes
1	Beer	Known to Russ Rollins as the Monster's National Anthem
2	Futureneck
3	Boob High Biker
4	Poop In A Bag
5	Break Up With Your Girlfriend
6	Face Pirate
7	Hear Ya Scream
8	Dog Don't Bitch
9	F the Rent
10	Tee Tee, Poo Poo, Fart Fart
11	Skeeter Down Easter
12	Cereal Lover
13	Go Back To Makos
14	I'm So Lonely
15	Southern Girl
16	Drunk On A Work Day
17	Weekend