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ShadowJester07 (Born October 7, 1988) is an "Amerikan" Wikipedian, athlete, musician, ghost hunter, legend tripper, and slacker.[1] He has been writings articles made “of win and awesome” since 2005.

I was born in Evanston, Illinois, and raised in the West Rogers Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois. I graduated from Loyola Academy in 2007, and am currently a college student at Loyola University Chicago. I am majoring in Physics and Math, and hoping to someday pursue a career as an engineer or physicist. I enjoy editing baseball, football, and video game related articles.

In my spare time, I enjoy playing and following sports. I am also saxophonist, though I currently spend most of time listening to and composing all sorts of music. On an interesting note, I was considering making his username “JoeKickAss107” a la his Xbox Live gamer tag, but figured the name would tick off administrators. So, I choose “ShadowJester07”, a reference to my persona; flippant, comical, and a mere combination of miscellaneous proteins and carbon–based matter.

I spend most of my "Wikipedia Time" working on Resident Evil, Metroid and Chicago Bears related articles. Some of my accomplishments include brining the Rex Grossman, Brian Urlacher, Michael Barrett (baseball), and Devin Hester articles to Good Article status, and documenting the 2006 Chicago Bears season on Wikipedia. I also helped get the Michael Jordan article up to GA status and later Featured Article, (though Quadzilla99 did 97.5% of the work) Of recently, I have spent time making small copy edits, removing copy right violation images, and adding references to articles. What will I work on in the future? God knows what.

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This user has been helping to make the Internet not suck since 2013.
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This user attends or attended Loyola University Chicago.
C2H5OH-3 This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.
FC This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club
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This user is interested in Odinism and/or is an Odinist.
This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page.
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CHI This user is a Chicago Bears fan.
This user contributes while using Winamp.
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This user contributes using Ubuntu.
;) This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic.

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Noteworthy contributions

Good article Brian Urlacher
Good article Michael Jordan
Good article Rex Grossman
Good article Devin Hester
Good article Gears of War
Good article Michael Barrett (baseball)
Good article Walter Payton
Good article Linkin Park
Good article Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Featured article Michael Jordan

This editor is a Veteran Editor II, and is entitled to display this Bronze Editor Star.
This user scored 9522 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 218134861).


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To-do

  1. GA Push Michael Barrett — 100%
  2. Clean Up and Source Walter Payton Article — 98%
  3. Re-write Greg Maddux — 4%
  4. Seek, Tag, and Remove Copy-Vio Images — ∞
  5. Revamp Brian Urlacher Article — 27%
  6. Make the Dethklok "more Metal" — (-15)%
  7. Re-Write the Dinobot article, for the glory of Raptor Jesus — 95%

Italics: On hold

The End

  1. ^ America looks cooler when it is spelled with a 'k', as opposed to a 'c'.
  2. ^ We're Going to Space Mountain!
  3. ^ Would later denounce Bill Wirtz as the teams Owner.
  4. ^ So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about three o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy Osbourne would not go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them bury me upside down and my critics can kiss my ass.
Bobby Knight, March 1994.

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