User:Sebastian Cartwright

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A Basic Understanding
This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
This user is a citizen of the
European Union
This user is a British citizen.
This user lives on or hails from
Long Island.
This user identifies as bisexual.
This user is of Welsh ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
You This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time Magazine.
This user is a synthesizer player.
This user plays the viola.
Mis This user can hear the people sing.
This user has an iPod.
† This user survived Catholic school!
hs This user is a high school student.
This user is interested in LGBT issues - which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.
This user is interested in politics.
This user enjoys filmmaking.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user supports public transit.
This user supports recycling.
This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.†
This user enjoys philosophy.
According to the Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (-1.50) and
Social Libertarian (-2.56)
ind This user is politically independent.
S1 This user is a Scrabble player.
Your company's logo goes here. This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!
deist This user is a deist.
Google This user belives in googlism
This user is mixed-handed.
This user has blue eyes.


MSF This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.
This user is a broadcaster. Image:Television_icon.png
This user drinks tea.








Contents

[edit] Films I've Bootlegged

In a way, these are movies that'll change your life. In another, more accurate way, everything changes your life.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.


O Before this user dies, they will see the Ring.


V This user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.


This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.






[edit] There's Words On BOTH Sides Of The Page!

Books are the best way to show off how smrt you are.

This user doesn't trust books. They're all fact, no heart.


This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.


Quoth this user, "Nevermore"


Big Brother is watching this user.


This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.


This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything





[edit] Things I Know and Such

I am so great et cetera.

ela This user speaks Ecclesiastical Latin.


This user is interested in ancient Rome.


This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.


en This user is a native speaker of English.


en-6 This user is able to contribute with a professorial level of English.


la-2 Hic utilisator media latinitate contribuere potest.


orch This user plays in an orchestra.


This user is interested in political science.



This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.


This user is interested in Evolution.


Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam.


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[edit] Things That End Up On The Floor

These come in the mail and go all around my house as I take them to be read. I never actually get around to reading them, though.

Newspaper This user reads The New York Times.


Newspaper This user reads The Independent.


Er... This user is (cont. page 94)





[edit] Me & My Wireless

It's not often that I get a chance to hear a programme over the wireless any more.

AM
This user has an AM radio.


FM
This user has a FM radio.


SW
This user has a shortwave radio.


Sat
This user has a Satellite radio.


NET
This user listens to radio over the Internet.


ISIHAC I'm Sorry...

This User Hasn't a Clue


JAM This user wants to talk for Just a Minute, without repeating, hesitating or deviating from the subject.


CBC This user listens to CBC Radio One.


NPR This user listens to NPR.


4 This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.


BBC This user listens to BBC 7.


WS
Wherever they are, however they listen, this user listens to the BBC.





[edit] Stuff on the Tellybox

I knew that paying hundreds of dollars a year would pay off! Now there's nothing to watch in HD!

This user has a television set.


HDTV This user has a High-definition television (HDTV) set, and/or tuner box, to receive high-definition digital television.


NTSC
This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.


CV
This user's TV service provider is Cablevision.


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H This user believes that everybody lies.


You might very well think that. This user couldn't possibly comment.


Kermit is this user's hero.


d'oh! This user is so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.



This user wants Rose to be his companion.


T This user knows that "the 21st century's when everything changes - and you've got to be ready!"


ZIM This user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!


AP This user works for Prentiss McCabe.


This user has a
cunning plan, my lord


Ted This user has visited Craggy Island.


FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.


SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld .. not that there's anything wrong with that!


DR
TV		 "As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program."


—
This space for rent.


FL This user only likes A Bit of Fry and Laurie.


Image:Pennyfarthing icon2.gif This user is not a number, he is a free man.


TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.


QI This user is Quite Interesting.


BBC This user watches BBC News.


BBC This user watches BBC Three.


S4/C This user would like to watch Channel Four, but can't because they're in Wales and so get S4C instead.


BBC This user puts news first by watching BBC World.


This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.


This user likes to play games on his or her Mac, but is getting awfully sick of Breakout.


This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64


AC This user plays the Animal Crossing series.


This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.


GTA This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series.


RCT This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.














[edit] My Shiny Computer

It's shiny and made of aluminium and costs an obscene amount of money.

This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.


This user loves using Google Earth.


ST This user enjoys using Stellarium to look at the virtual skies.


This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.


This user contributes while using iTunes 7.6.2


Adium This user uses Adium to chat on various instant messaging networks.


GIMP This user contributes using The GIMP.


Inkscape This user contributes using Inkscape.


Apple Inc This user thinks different.


This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.


This user has experienced 247 Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused 3 of them.


This user has his display resolution set to 1680x1050.


DUO This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core Duo microprocessor.


This user uses an Intel Mac.


This user contributes using an Apple Mac mini computer.


This user still remembers these.






[edit] The Ubërnet Is Here!

It's slow, expensive, and painstakingly annoying, but if we don't have it, we die.

OWN
This user uses an email account with his/her own domain name.


OOL
This user's internet service provider is Optimum Online.


BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.


This user contributes using Opera.


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facebook This user maintains a facebook profile as Sebastian Cartwright.


This user uses Google Maps.


This user subscribes to Lifehacker


This user's news source is The Onion.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.


You
Tube		 This user broadcasts themselves on YouTube.


G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.


AJ This user wants to Save Jeeves


This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.