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The Internet Would be lost without wikipedia. ~ Me on Wikipedia

Hi, I'm Rbpolsen, I have been vandelised 5 times by some weirdo from texas that likes collio. Welcome to my user page! It's on a Wiki! A form of media that anyone can edit! (unless the server goes down.) Feel free to explore and expand my page, as well as use the awards and parody article tags! Please sign in first though...

My Sandbox

Contents 1 My Guestbook 2 My Funny Tags 2.1 Dablinks 2.2 Style/Cleanup 2.3 Content 2.4 Notice 2.5 Serious (lol) Kind of Serious/Copyright 2.6 Merge/Seperate 3 PROJECT: Barnstar Factory 4 My Award Templates 5 My Awards 6 My Userboxes

[edit] My Guestbook

I'd really appreciate it if you sign below. I always like to know if someone's reading my user page. Leave any comment you want...

I read your userpage. I like the funny tags :) Spiby (talk) 18:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

OH NOEZ! GIANT EVIL CLOCK! AlmightyClam (talk) 15:47, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Those funny tags just get better! ☺ Spiby ☻ 12:12, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] My Funny Tags

Note: These are just jokes. Please DON'T use them on anything. Unless you want to put one on your userpage or get banned! Also, It should be known that anything critical of Wikipedia on the tags are mere jokes. While Wikipedia isn't perfect, these tags are not written in aversion to Wikipedia.

[edit] Dablinks

[edit] Style/Cleanup

This article is in Simlich and a present can only be understood by Sims. A translator may be required to understand this article.

This Article Requires a broom. Please sweep up this article if you can.

This Article requires cleanup because it violates wikipedias No Fun Policy. Please sweep up and/or throw away all fun-related things, such as this game controller.

This Article has become so poor in quality that it now requires a vacuum cleaner. Please suck up this article if you can.

Quite on the set!. This movie-related article is very quite. Please make it louder!

3-2-1-Ignition-Liftoff! This Space-travel related article was written by someone who likes space shuttles way to much. Wikipedia discourages the use of overly promotional tone. Please fix this.

On wikipedia, users are asked to be BOLD, but not Italic Please remove all nonessential italic text, and remember to make bold all important words!

taking notes is a total waste of time. Good thing you have wikipedia!

This camera pwns your noobish camera. If it bothers you so much, than go buy a better one.

Charts can often be confusing, especially if their all crushed together like this. Can someone please fix this? Yesh!

What moron would through away a perfectly good clipboard? This is an example of some of the stupid things wikipedia has done.

OMG! What's holding those scales up!? Meh, who cares?

[edit] Content

This article is big and will likely print out will more than one page. If your are concerned about the amazon, greed, power, forests, trees, budget problems, or are just a cheap-ass and you wish to conserve paper, you should not print this page.

Hey! Whats that question mark doing in the book? It's really annoying when your trying to read.

Extra! Extra! Read all about It!!!! there is an extra newspaper for you.

The Following article was written by the mayor of a fictional city. As a result, the article my be somewhat unrealistic.

[edit] Notice

SKYNET systems now active. OMG! SKYNET has taken over wikipedia!

This article or section contains information about purely speculative future buildings or structures. A psychic may be required in order to ensure the integrity of the article.

Dude. You shouldn't have all those windows open while viewing Wikipedia. It'll crash the computer! Ha ha. I can read your mind! (and your computer.)

This Article was written by a paranoid user and may suggest that the world will be destroyed by a giant evil clock! However, there is no evidence to support this.

No! The clock is planning it's attack now! However, there still isn't any evidence to support this.

This is the clock that will become giant and evil! Now is our chance to stop it, now, in the past! Just don't listen to these tags anymore. They are inspired by nothing but fiction.

No! The clock is going to destroy expensive film! But their isn't evidence to support these theories.

Oh No! The giant evil clock has taken over the TV! However, Their still remains no evidence to support these theories.

Wow! The Giant Evil Clock can play soccer with a massive soccer ball! Please understand that, we are trying to catch the dork who writes these.

The clock can play video games to?! Amazing! We are still trying to catch the dork who writes these. No luck so far though. Sorry.

Yay! It's the Giant Good Clock! He will save us from the evil one! (LOL. The Man hasn't "fixed" these tags yet!)

Yay! The evil clock is gone! However, it may come back, so be very careful!

No! Someone has stolen the Mona Lisa! I hope it gets found. I wonder why there is a big question mark where it once was.

I already knew that the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything was 42. I just didn't expect to find it on this piece of paper.

Sometimes the most important piece of the puzzle is the subtle one. (in this case, the letter 'W'.) Be sure to assume nothing at all times. (especially if you are a detective.)

This article is In 2-D. However, you don't need special glasses to see in 3-D in real life. So get of your lazy bum and go outside!

This template contains an image of a creepy smiling yak. If you are frightened by such content, do not view this tag. Oh no! To late!

Don't cross out the yak just because he's creepy! Who ever did this is a meany-poo!

Hey, when did the yak get all colorful? Well, I guess we will never really know...

Fortune Cookie say: Stop going to chinese restaurant to avoid wife and get a life!

[edit] Serious (lol) Kind of Serious/Copyright

Warning: Be on the look out for this mean copyright symbol! It has deleted copyrighted content and vandalized numerous articles. It has even attacked SVG files! If you see this symbol, report it to wikipedia and stop the madness once and for all!

No! The evil copyright symbol strikes agian! This time attacking a book! But were too late!

No! Not the movies to!

Even CDs!

Now it's playing with scissors and glue!

[edit] Merge/Seperate

These Pages hate each other so much that they want to crash into, and destroy each other! Please keep them separated from each other.

Uh Oh! This page has become so large that it wants to gobble up this page.You may want this to happen, but we don't! Please either make this page smaller or the other larger. Either way will work!

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ONOZ! Another page has grown very big and wants to eat this page for breakfast. Please don't let this happen! Make this page bigger so it looks like more of a threat and less tasty.

OMG! Both this page and another page want to crash into a warning sign! While everyone hates warnings, we want to ensure this doesn't happen any way. If you want to help, view the talk page of this page.

This page has become so big that it now wants to split in two. If are concerned about this process, you might wish to view this page on asexual reproduction and not even know it!

[edit] PROJECT: Barnstar Factory

Although this user is a participant in WikiProject Awards, I think I can make many more barnstars if people place requests for barnstars. So You name it. I'll make it! Please post all requests below the line. Thank you!

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[edit] My Award Templates

OMG! I have made more awards than any other wikipedian! I should be in the world records! LOL.

Note: These are not awards for me, they are awards made by me. Please don't modify these copies. And tell me before replacing the images themselves! Feel free to copy and give as awards.

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Note: The below images are all licensed under GNU Free Documentation License.

1. The Buddha Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the eastern religion of Buddhism.

2. The Tao Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the eastern religion of Taoism.

3. The Shinto Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the eastern religion of Shintoism.

4. The Christian Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the now global religion of Christianity.

5. The Gandhi Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the life of, or insirational writings of Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.

6. The "Weird Al" Yankovic Barnstar: For spreading or posting helpful information about the life of, or humorous songs of "Weird Al" Yankovic. (Note: I did NOT create this idea, This award was introduced on December 31, 2007 by Dantheu2man (not me!).

7. The Radioactive Barnstar: for making particularly fine contributions to the topic of radioactive materials, or simply radiation In general.

8. The Userpage Finder Barnstar: For finding a hard-to-find userpage and possibly making someone's day.

9. The Charity Barnstar For contributing significantly to expand or improve an article related to charity (Note: I did NOT create this idea, This award was suggested by Susanbryce (not me!).

[edit] My Awards

Please post below the horizontal line. Thank you!

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		The Template Barnstar
		I award you this barnstar for making those funny "Funny Tags" Spiby (talk) 18:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

		The Surreal Barnstar
		Heh he! Those funny tags just get funnier the more you add. Keep it up! Spiby (talk) 16:28, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] My Userboxes

On the right You will find all my userboxes. Their only purpose is to help communicate with other users for wiki work. (yeah, right.)

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