User:Maximusclavious

Did you know that playing lax with frozen eggs is fun yet painful at the same time?!?!

[edit] Hey Everyone!

Vandalism to my page is ok, so long as it is is in good faith and there is no profanity and the page isn't blanked, I'll revert it myself when I get bored with it. It humors me. Removing this message or the transcluded licensing provisions below are prohibited.

I M BORED. I M COOL. I M NINJA. YAY!!! I was on Ask A Ninja Episode 30! I rock ... out loud. Aren't I soooo cool? Camp starts on June 26^th. Aaaah, can't wait... wow... do you think i use "..." too much? If you look below, there's about one million, seven-hundred-seventy-one thousand, eight-hundred-sixty-four userboxes. Or 300, I'm not quite sure... whatever...

[edit] Things That I hate

• Pokemon
• Digimon
• Yu-Gi-Oh
• All of those other games...
• Most Anime
• Most Cartoons
• My Parents
• Marillion
• Radiohead
• Ackerwoman

[edit] Things to Never Say to a Girl

• You really need to use Proactiv...
• I hope you're on a diet...
• Does your face hurt? because it's killing me!
• You make my erection go down...
• (when she's talking, after she finishes) *pause*...I'm sorry, I was distracted by the size of your _____ (teeth, ears, etc...)
• If I were gonna leave tomorrow, would you cry for me? Because I'd never shed a tear for you. (inside joke)

[edit] My Userbox Collection

Well, here you go...

This user plays the double bass.

This user plays the bongos.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user plays the clarinet.

This user plays the cello.

This user is a drummer.

This user plays the euphonium.

This user plays the flute.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the horn.

This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

This user plays the oboe.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the recorder.

This user plays the saxophone.

This user is a softsynth player.

This user is a synthesizer player.

This user plays the trumpet.

This user plays the trombone.

This user plays the viola.

This user plays the violin.

This user plays the djembe.

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user has an iPod.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes most types of music.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user plays Risk.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user is a poker legend.

This user prefers the Wii & Xbox 360 over the PS3.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP.

This user plays Wii online. Their Wii Number is 0182-5177-6937-5298.

Today is 10 June 2008.

This user has too much time on his hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is nocturnal.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user is a Fruitarian.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is an omnivore.

This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user enjoys his/her egg with the sunny side up.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user eats sushi.

This user loves brownies.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks green tea.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

This user wants Rose to be his companion.

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user has no userboxes on his or her userpage.

This user loves userboxes.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys knitting.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys singing.

This user's home is overrun with cats.

This user does not smoke.

This user just sunk your battleship.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user is a Little People enthusiast

This user is a Little People enthusiast

This user is a Little People enthusiast

This user is a Little People enthusiast

This user is a Little People enthusiast

This user stops the cars and waves in the children, then stops the children and waves in the cars.

This user is a chemist.

This user is a coal miner.

This user is a code monkey.

This user is a professional musician.

This user is a professional photographer.

This user is a podcaster.

This user is a psychiatrist.

This user is a psychologist.

This user is a psychotherapist.

This user is a quantum physicist.

This user is a certified aircraft pilot.

This user is a Jedi.

This user is a Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user owns these lightsabers.

This user does own these lightsabers, even though they never appear in the movies. Gwahaha!

This User Is A Pirate

This User's Name Is Maximusclavious

All of this user's base are belong to us!

This user is a Citizen of the Galaxy‡ and nothing else matters.

This user is visiting from an Alternate Universe.

7	This user has set foot in 7 continents of the world.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user does not pump his or her own gas.

This user pumps their own gas.

This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user tracks his or her money on Where's George?

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user uses Vista Ultimate.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user types with his or her feet.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user has a Police radio.

This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.

Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264 33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

=1	This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]

This user is a Norseman.

This user is of Teutonic and Celtic ancestry.

This user is proud of their Jamaican ancestry

This user is of Japanese ancestry.

This user is Irish.

This user comes from Canada.

This user does not claim to be of any ancestry at all.

this user is very bored...

[edit] More Crap...

Now is the time for me to say a few shout-outs. 1) If you actually read all of those userboxes, you probably have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Way to Go! 2) I finished the wikipedia page about Cedar lake camp. YAY! 3) sXephil and robresnick rock! (myspace) 4) If you have any questions, you can Instant Message me at MaximusClavious (I use AIM), or you can email me at Maxter1060@msn.com. 5) CLC is the best, no doubt. 6) you can't top this... 7) Glick and the Clav rock on eternally 8) someone please help me get a life 9) The movie I am filming is doing pretty well 10)I SERIOUSLY NEED SOME MORE ACTORS AND WARDROBE AAAAAAAAAAAH!

[edit] Barnstars

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Given to Maximusclavious, for tireless, immediate and perfectly done reverting. Congratulations to Tawker and Joshbuddy for the wonderful coding, which makes all of our 'jobs' easier! —Vanderdecken∴∫ξφ 19:10, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

		The Original Barnstar
		Here's an award for you, a barnstar awarded to you for your reversion of vandalism to the Intro page. Jared W 16:20, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

		The Barnstar of Diligence
		Awarded to Maximusclavious for Wikipedian community service. Thanks for making our lives easier! EvocativeIntrigue 17:11, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Almost never wrong, your bot is just like a human. In fact, too much like a human... Master of Puppets That's hot. 05:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		For just rolling and rolling and rolling back vandalism, I award Maximusclavious this barnstar.--digital_me(t/c) 22:15, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar (old version for variety!)
		For always beating me to reverts, I curse you forever! (But give you a shiny star for being so darned useful.)Goldom (t) (Review) 04:53, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

		The Optimistic's Star
		For reverting endlessly even when vandals are coming at all directions. And for always beating me at revertion. Leon2323 11:23, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		Thanks for your over 100000 Edits! USADude 13:04, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

		An award of some sort!
		For cleaning up vandalism. It actually beat me to some pages, which I'm quite suprised at! Keep up the good work, boy bot! We need you here! Now, if we can give a chamber pot award to the vandals... --AAA! 11:17, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

		The Mojtaba Saminejad Vandal
		thanks for your attention to Mojtaba Saminejad's page and keeping away vandalists!

		The George Washington Vandal
		thanks

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		I know you're a bot, but even bots deserve barnstars. This one is for your helping to stop the AOL Vandal. TehKewl1 07:20, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

		The Barnstar of Tireless, Robotic Reversion
		For beating me to the punch countless times, I award Maximusclavious this fancy barnstar. --Mr. Lefty Talk to me! 20:09, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

		Peace Medal Barnstar
		For protecting really important articles like Civilian casualties, despite only being only a bot and not yet understanding that war is wrong, I award Maximusclavious this internationally recognised peace medal. Addhoc 10:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

		The Protecting-Your-Own Barnstar
		Awarded for your lightning-fast defense of AWK (programming language), even if you weren't written in it. May all your edits be true, and your code never falter. — ghoti 05:08, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

		The Really Cool barnstar
		Wow, you've beaten me to the punch so many times... For consistently defending Wikipedia's articles from the claws of annoying page-blanking vandals, and signifigantly lowering my edit count in the process, I award you this really cool thing.  Daniel_123  ► ► 01:57, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

		The Lovestar
		This is for being loved by many. I want to eat your children, and I think your uterus is on fire. TehKewl1 15:20, 09 October 2006 (UTC)

		The VandalKiller Award
		With your honor and value, no vandal can be left unpunished! Thank you! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.239.117.119 (talk • contribs)

	: 1.1em;" | The Working Man's Bot's Barnstar
		For keeping vandals away, huzzar! While you can never have too many anti-vandalism barnstars, I thought something different may be in order. --h2g2bob 17:47, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

	The Games Barnstar
		A great bot,it's so good programated,it help us so much, best bot ever =D . --Samuelgames

		WikiChevrons
		On behalf of the Military History Wikiproject, I herby present the Military History WikiProject Distinguished Service Award to Maximusclavious for its outstanding efforts to keep our USS George H. W. Bush article vandal free. Congradulations! TomStar81 (Talk) 07:10, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For beating me to the rollback button every single time. Keep up the good work! Bushcarrot 15:46, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

		A Tasty Treat
		A refreshing award for my robot friend, a nice glass of motor oil. Enjoy!KeNNy 14:14, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		You are beating me at a farily quickly rate catching vandalism. In this Defcon 2 state we need al the hepl we can get, and this bot works wonders. It's improving every day on catchign vandalism too, so I award you this barnstar. Wizardman 18:24, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

		The Averrossian Barnstar (Okay, just a regular one)
		You've done a great job at keeping the peace in Wikipedia. But, when you were passing through my farm and spent the night, did you sleep with my daughters? --Averross 14:14, 1 December 2006 (UTC)}}

		The You-Have-A-Lot-of-Barnstars Barnstar
		For acquiring 25 barnstars, I award you this barnstar. Although technically, this makes it 26. Sketch-The-Fox 21:32, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK anti-vandalism barnstar
		Wikipedian of the year, 2006. -- Jeandré, 2006-12-19t21:56z

		The Purple Star
		Given in recognition for having one of the most vandalised user pages. Timrollpickering 03:31, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

		The Technology Barnstar
		This Barnstar is awarded to Maximusclavious for reverting vandalism to the Blu-ray page in under 10 seconds. I don't know what you did to make this bot, but it ROCKS!!!! J.delanoy 17:03, 31 January 2007 (UTC)