List of fictional media

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This is a list of fictional media (films, magazines, television shows, etc) from various real media.

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[edit] Advertising

[edit] Slogans

[edit] From Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

  • "A gram in time saves nine'"
  • "A gram is better than a damn."
  • "Community, Identity, Stability'"
  • "Ending is better than mending."

[edit] From the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett

  • "A Spare Hand When Needed" - We R Igors
  • "For the news you only hear about" - The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  • "Recycling Nature's Bounty" - Harry King waste recycling (after his wife had a word with him)
  • "Taking the Piss since 1961" - Harry King waste recycling (originally)
  • "The Truth Will Make You Free" (or sometimes "Fret") - The Ankh Morpork Times

[edit] From the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams

[edit] From Metalocalypse

  • "Explosion Sauce, it's good on its own!"- Explosion Sauce
  • "Murderknobs, doorknobs for a new world." - Murderknobs
  • "Nickels is money too, guys!" - Pickel's Nickels
  • "Tastes like chicken, if chicken were a candy." - Willard Wonky Hand Candy

[edit] From Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

  • "Big Brother is watching you"
  • "War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength"

[edit] From Saturday Night Live

  • "The big ol’ bags of goo that probably don’t give you lupus." - Mentor Silicone Breast Implants
  • "Blaze Cigarette Populare" - Blaze Cigarettes
  • "Committed to your family's goals, maybe more than you are." - Morgan Stanley
  • "Do what we say, and nobody gets hurt." - Texxon
  • "The donuts of champions" - Little Chocolate Donuts
  • "For when the metal ones decide to come for you... and they will." - Old Glory Insurance, which offers coverage in the event of robot attack
  • "If you can find a better set of tires, screw you, pal!" - Screw You, Pal tires
  • "Life goes on. Texxon is there. Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way." - Texxon
  • "Make Sweeping a Family Affair"
  • "There's one thing stronger than a dog's sense of smell, his sense of irony" - Dissing Your Dog
  • "Something's always cooking at the Cluckin Chicken" - Cluckin Chicken
  • "Our Age Is Showing" - parody of an NBC's promotional campaign
  • "Shen saturday afternoon is football in America" - Notre Dame Football on NBC
  • "When you're in a rut, and you need a break, call the Approval Center" - jingle for The Approval Center
  • "You Can't Go Thong" - Huggies Thongs

[edit] Miscellaneous

  • "A lawn savant, who'll lop a tree — no one beats Marquis de Sod!"- the jingle (to La Marseillaise) of the BDSM lawn service Marquis de Sod, from Thomas Pynchon's Vineland
  • "A new jean an old ho" - GAP, MADtv
  • "All the News in Fits of Print!" - the slogan of The Daily Punctilio in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
  • "Bacardi That's my kind of party" - MADtv
  • "Because Accidents Happen" - Skaiser Permanente, MADtv
  • "Be there in a flash" - MADtv
  • "Binge responsibly" -seen on a Duff beer blimp in The Simpsons Movie
  • "Breasts Ther're Like Boobs But Classier" - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
  • "Brown We Cover Your Ass" - Brwon, MADtv
  • "Catch Here!" (parody of NBC's 1983-1984 promotional campaign "Be There") - promotional campaign for NewsChannel 7, Lizzie McGuire
  • "Chickity China the Chinese Chicken, ya have a drumstick and your brain starts clickin (or stops tickin)" - Chickity China, Barenaked Ladies, One Week
  • ""Cuz Killings In Style" - JCPENN, MADtv
  • "The Dinner Friend With Benefits" - Hamburger Helper, MADtv
  • "Doesn't Your Family deserve 10% Less Anal Leakage?" - Cholestra, MADtv
  • "Don't You Wish Your Cat Poop Had a Little Zen Sometimes?" - Zen Litter Box, MADtv
  • "Do Something Amazing" - Strange, Boomerang
  • "For all you'll ever need."™ - The Goliath™ Corporation, Thursday Next novels
  • "For people who don't want to stink" - Ocean Breeze soap, The Muppets Take Manhattan
  • "For Real" - presidential campaign, Tanner '88
  • "Get it so she gets it" - Metaphorica, MADtv
  • "Get them before they get you" - Nuke 'Em, Robocop
  • "The Giant Monster Insurance - State Farm, Late Show with David Letterman
  • "Ihr Fuhrer Zum Fruhst" - Kornerfrucht, Frank TV
  • "It Hurt's So Good" - Hurts Rent-A-car, MADtv
  • "Huskeroos lets you be you!" - Huskeroos clothing in Weeds
  • "If it's a boot, it's a Blackbury" - Blackbury Boots, Johnny and the Dead
  • "It Stinks so Good" - Strange, Boomerang
  • "It's an all out war on illiteracy" - "Hooked on Phonics King Grammar and the Alphabet Castle" video game, MADtv
  • "It's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade" - Wayne's World
  • "It hits the spot" - Cadre Cola, The Running Man
  • "It's a Man's World"' - Aqua Velvet, MADtv
  • "It's not just memories it's evidence" - Sony, MADtv
  • "It's the choice of a new generation" - Pepsi, Wayne's World
  • "It's the female touch" - Chicken pies, Chicken Run
  • "KGBH, in fantastic medium wave" - KGBH Radio, GTA2
  • "Looks good on your feet or hanging over your clothesline" - Nike T-Max, MADtv
  • "Making The End of the Wolrd Fun again" - Best Buy, Late Show with David Letterman
  • "Making The Future Smooth" - MADtv
  • "Movin Right Along" - Bandits
  • "The Network For 40 Year Old Virgins" - Sci Fi Channel, MADtv
  • "Nothing Says Get The Hell off my Front Porch Like a Winchester", - Winchester shotgun, MADtv
  • "Ocean Breeze will get you clean" - Ocean Breeze soap, The Muppets Take Manhattan
  • "Our business is life itself" - Umbrella Corporation, Resident Evil series.
  • "Auality Intelligent Television for the African American Community" - BET, from MADtv
  • "Removing snow's a breeze with one blast of Summer Wheeze" - Summer Wheeze, Frosty Returns
  • "Rippin and Dippin, Carin and Sharin" - Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za MADtv
  • "See you later" - Fedex. MADtv
  • "So much ink if will blow your mine" - Super Dynamite Pen, MADtv
  • "Sometimes Even We Can't Help - OnStar, MADtv
  • "Stick With Us Your be Glad You Did" - Anderson Accounting, MADtv
  • "The tuna with a heart" - Schooner Tuna, Mr. Mom
  • "The tiny o's that totally rule " - poolios and other cereals, Talkshow With Spike Feresten
  • "They're just roomier!" - Huskeroos clothing in Weeds
  • "We bring you joy, we bring you strife!" - jingle used for ICS in The Running Man movie
  • "We do chicken right-on!" - General's Chicken, parody of KFCs slogan in Undercover Brother
  • "We lie you watch" - FOX slogan, MADtv
  • "We make ice cream fun" - King of the Hill
  • "We make memorabilia photos not necessity attractive ones" - Sears Themed Portrait Studios, MADtv
  • "We put U before the BS." - slogan used for the UBS network on America 2-Night
  • "We report. You believe." - parody of Fox News slogan on Australian comedy CNNNN
  • "We're Channel 6, Just Catch Us Now!" - parody of NBC's 1982-1983 promotional slogan "Just Watch Us Now", The Simpsons
  • "We scare because we care" - Monsters Inc.
  • "What the eye doesn't see. The buyer doesn't know". Fast Forward (L'iar-Deskonke)
  • "When you’ve been blown off by the rest, settle for what you can get" - Lowered Expectations, MADtv
  • "Where the customer is always right" - Spishak, MADtv
  • "When you're here, you're like a family" - Olive Garden parody of their slogan ""When you're here, you're family", MADtv
  • "Where we mix the present with the future" - Spishak Industries, MADtv
  • "Why be you when you can be new?" - Robots
  • "You can shine no matter what you're made of." - Robots
  • "You Know You Want It" - Eruption, The 40 Year-Old Virgin

[edit] Music

[edit] Plays

[edit] Publications

[edit] Books

[edit] Comic books

[edit] Comic strips

[edit] Magazines

[edit] Newspapers

[edit] Radio shows

Further information: List of fictional radio stations

[edit] Television shows

Further information: List of fictional television stations and Troy McClure

[edit] See also

[edit] External links