User:Jouster/AGENDA

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It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

This page in a nutshell: Wikipedia has innumerable hidden agendas. We're conspiratorial, but also vaguely schizophrenic.

1 Our Guiding Principle
2 Organization
3 The Official List of Wikipedia Secret Agendas
4 See Also

[edit] Our Guiding Principle

I think we need a start a list of all the propaganda. Between pro-U.S., pro-gay, pro-India, anti-Australia, I just don't know how we keep track of all our prejudices. Without a list, there's just no feasible way to allocate our resources to best push our agenda. User:ShadowHalo 02:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Organization

Please include links for each line item to a location where someone unaware of this page remarks about the blatant and systemic biases of Wikipedia towards (or against) a group, policy, barnyard animal, etc.

[edit] The Official List of Wikipedia Secret Agendas

Promotion of Communism, as pointed out by John Alder on Talk:Fourth International
Elimination of white-power movements (largely by means of citing Jewish sources) [1]
Reduction of bloggers' PageRank scores [2] [3]
The downfall of the religion based on Sathya Sai Baba [4]
Promoting the homosexual agenda by slipping LGBT-related articles into DYK, as pointed out by Harold14370 [5]
Elimination of webcomics [6]
Promotion of the colour red, as noted on Talk:Main Page at a time when most of the images on the Main Page had red in them in some form or another [7]
Disliking La Toya Jackson, and "terrorizing 'peasant' users" [8]