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Hello! This is Jordan's user page.
Welcome everyone who has come onto this page, I hope you like it! Vandalism, like any other page on Wikipedia, is not allowed.

As you have all probably noticed, I am very enthusiastic when it comes to my userpage. Believe it or not, this page did in fact used to be much longer, until I had quite a lot of personal info removed for my own safety as I'm only a kid. I did my first edit to Wikipedia on 12 April 2007, and am still ongoing!

Anyone wanting to say hello or submit a message, please feel free to do so on my discussion/talk page. Again, vandalism, etc is prohibited. Please remember that messages about my userpage and/or me as a Wikipedia user in general are supposed to be submitted.

I hope you have fun reading through it (well, perhaps not all of it) - it should keep you occupied for a while, especially if your include the userboxes.

Contents

[edit] Jordan's Details

[edit] General

Name: Flag of England Flag of Scotland Jordan (surname witheld)
Gender: Male
DOB: 17 October (year witheld)
Location: Nottinghamshire, England
Race: White
Nationality: 3/4 English, 1/4 Scottish

[edit] Pets

  • 2 dwarf black rabbits (breed currently unknown). Named Milly and Molly.
  • 1 cockatiel (of natural colour). Named Rammy.

[edit] Areas Of Expertise

Mathematics, Sciences, Geography, English, French, Computers.
Likes: (Stated above) ,Electronics, Music.
Dislikes: Sport, History.

[edit] Interests

Favourite Food: Anything foreign (Indian, Chinese, pizza, pasta)
Favourite Drink: Vimto

[edit] Music

Favourite Song: Cher - Believe
Saddest Song: Luther Vandross - Dance with My Father

[edit] Favourite Artists

[edit] TV/Film

[edit] Television

[edit] Films

[edit] Game

[edit] Favourite Actors/Actresses

[edit] Idols

[edit] Future Education

I'll be staying at school until the end of Year 11! OF COURSE! From there I intend to take my test and stuff... and get a good job. Yep! A lot of loot would be nice!!

[edit] Phrases

I have a lot of phrases I have made up over my school years. Here are all that I can remember (phrases still in use are in bold):

  • Bilm! (My oldest recorded phrase which was invented in year 3 and was encouraged by friend Rose)
  • Powdered Cheese! (Made when I was reading out the ingredients of Mini Cheddars to Lewis)
  • Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom! (Copied from http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
  • Oooo! It's a bouncy ball! (Copied from Pete who lives on my street)
  • You naughty boy!
  • You stupid girl!
  • Are you Greek?!/ Do you speak Greek?! (Made when I discovered Callum Burrows had been to Greece for his holiday)
  • Béilín meala na háilleacht' nach ndearna riamh claon. (Gaelic) TRANSLATION: That honey-lipped beauty that never said wrong. (A line from The Corrs song, Bríd Óg Ní Mháille)
  • Eat PIZZA! (Made on behalf of my love of pizza)
  • I wanna have your babies! (A line from the Natasha Bedingfield song, I Wanna Have Your Babies)
  • Oh my god! (Said in the style of Paddy and Selma from The Simpsons)
  • Did you know, for example, that a female Raxacoricofallapatorian can manufacture a poison dart within her own finger? (Said really quick- a line from the script of the Doctor Who episode, "Boom Town")
  • Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka Shickapopper Dickywhopper Rom Pom Stick! (A game from Dick and Dom in da Bungalow)
  • Je n'ai pas de frères et sœurs! (French) TRANSLATION: I don't have any brothers or sisters! (Derived from a French lesson)
  • Professor Moody! What- what are you doing? (A line from the script of the film, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
  • Eight! (Made up with Isaac Lightfoot)
  • Un sacapuntas! (Spanish) TRANSLATION: A pencil sharpener! (Derived from a Year 5 Spanish lesson)
  • I am your father. (Took from the film, Star Wars, said by Darth Vader)
  • Cheese! (Made on my behalf of my love of cheese)
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger, -egger, -egger, eh, eh, eh... (Sung in the tune of Rihanna feat. Jay Z, Umbrella. Made on Year 7 camp)
  • Interoasting... (Discovered when I said interesting in an odd voice)
  • What a shame! (Of natural origin)
  • It's absolutely fine, absol-oo-lay-vine, absol-oo-lay-vine. (Created when I said "It's absolutely fine" repeatedly to one of my sisters)
  • Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? Hee-ya! Hee-ya! Hee-ya! (Made in an RE lesson, Year 7)
  • Big bird just flew over ... maybe it's a stork ... aaah! aaah! aaah! (Took from an episode of Big Kids)
  • I for one am wearing a beautiful dress. If only you could see me- I look pretty darn hot. (Took from a line said by Tom Baker in Little Britain: The Game)
  • Get your coogies off of me! (Took from the film, Back to the Future Part II)
  • Open door forty! Open door forty! OPEN DOOR FORTY! OPEN DOOR FORTY! OPEN DOOR FORTY! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!! (A line said and screamed by Scooti Manista in the Doctor Who episode, "The Impossible Planet")
  • Why don't you curl up and go live in a boosh? (Took from a line said by Tom Baker in Little Britain: The Game)
  • Don't poke the penguin! (A phrase took from an icon found on sites such as Piczo)
  • Por Favor! (Spanish) TRANSLATION: Please! (Created and continued because it sounds good when said in a Spanish accent)
  • Hee-lo... (Said in a muffled voice to various people and is an adaptation of "Hello Rammy" I say to my pet cockatiel)
  • You calling me fat? AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! (Took from a Drake and Josh episode)
  • He's in the shed. But not our shed. Because we don't have one. But he's in a shed. (Taken from a My Parents Are Aliens episode)
  • Get out of my flat! (A remake of Peggy Mitchell's line in the Doctor Who episode "Army of Ghosts")
  • Tu n'es pas Grec(/Greque)? (French) TRANSLATION: You are not Greek? (Taken from a line said to Mr Bean by the French Sabine in Mr Bean's Holiday)
  • Boosha! (Taken from an episode of Drake and Josh)
  • Hagrid! (Best of my words of the week. Now I'm mad about Hagrid!)
  • Pat! (In reference to Pat Evans from Eastenders. Said in a loud blurted-out voice)
  • (Goodbye) Watering can! (Made when me and Jodie gave everyone garden names. Jodie's mum is the watering can and I said goodbye to her in a farmer voice)
  • Achoo! Madonna, popcorn! (Made when I sneezed then said a random word, then offered Jodie some popcorn)
  • Neigh! (The sound a horse makes - I have no idea how this came about)

For more words I have said for long periods of time, see Word of the Week

[edit] Nicknames

  • J2O (Formally used by a few old friends and made up by Gayle. Used by a few random people every now and again)
  • Cheese (Used by various kids at school- started when Grace from 8HF discovered I had cheese in my packed lunch on the way to York for a school trip)
  • Olive (Used mainly by Jessie and occasionally used by various random people at random times)
  • Olive Oil (Used by lots of people to refer to my surname)
  • Onion (Used only by Ellis in 8HF at school because of onion's relation to cheese)
  • Squirrel (Was used by a few people in 8RB for some unknown reason, but is now only said by Helen)
  • JJ (Used only by Lewis)
  • Joudy (Used by Lewis and Stephen)
  • The Muffin Man (Formally used by Katie)
  • Walter (Made up by myself in year 7 because it was my name throughout the Victorian Day in year 5)
  • Pie Man (Formally used by a few boys in 8NB for an unknown reason)
  • Man (Was used by a few boys in 8SL, but I encouraged them to call me Cheese instead)
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger (After I invented the Arnold Schwarzenegger song)
  • Jidaldon (I call my friend Jodie Jidaldie so she started calling me Jidaldon)

[edit] Silly Poetry

This is a poem I made up in an English lesson on 11 December 2007. It is an adaption of the famous Christmas poem Twas the Night Before Christmas. The version below is a slightly different form the original one.

Twas the night before Christmas when all through my house
Not a creature was stirring, apart from my mouse
Then suddenly the kitchen's window latch tossed
And in through the window stepped Kate Moss

Nothing could be heard apart from the cars
But Neptune and Venus were talking to Mars
Kate looked up, Kate looked down
And then her nice smile turned into a frown

She cheered herself up by eating some ham
And then started stiffing some raspberry jam
Just then I woke up and shouted "Japan!"
And then came in Miss Foale, Kyle and Han*

They all started chatting, they spoke so clear
But I didn't know Han was holding a spear
Then woke my sisters, my mum and my dad
Then my cat and my dog which I don't even have

We all crept downstairs and watched the four people
Who were all staring out at the church steeple
The steeple turned blue, then green, then red
Then Han swung his spear and we were all dead

The moral of this story is to love one another
Not murder your friends, your sister, your brother
Twas the night beforw Christmas when all through my house
Not a creature was stirring, apart from a Han

* Miss Foale is currently one of my English teachers, Kyle and Han are classmates.

[edit] My Claims To Fame!

  • My uncle by marriage, Dr Simon (surname witheld), is the head coach of the local Rugby Club (name witheld) and is now a part-time coach.
  • My uncle (Simon)'s uncle, Glen (surname witheld) is a famous film editor and has edited a few major films.
  • Because of the resemblance my Grandad, Derek (surname witheld), bears to Patrick Stewart, he has been involved in a few charity events across the country. These charity events included famous actors and other stars signing autographs for the public. I was invited to one of these events with my grandad and met Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings and Star Wars stars. My Grandad and I are now friends with Devon Murray, who plays Seamus Finnigan in the Harry Potter films and his mother, Delly.

I've met:

I've has personally signed autographs from:

I also have various personally signed autographs from Harry Potter actors, some of which are major Harry Potter actors which I have not met, such as Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.

  • Because of the above reasons, my Grandad got himself, me and Stephen (friend) tickets to see the cast and crew screening of the latest Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We went to the Empire cinema in London to see this film on the 23 June 2007, which was 10 days before the world premiere in Japan on the 3 July 2007. We watched the film with friend Delly, Devon Murray's mother. After this trip to London, Stephen printed the story in his school newsletter, Parkview (Summer Term 2007). In this story, Stephen stated that the whole trip had been worthwhile and my Grandad, Devon Murray, Delly (Fidelma) Murray, Chris Rankin and I were all mentioned.
  • My Grandad, Derek (mentioned above) is the current vice president a local Hockey Club (name witheld).
  • My Grandad has invited my whole family and I to a local cricket club (name witheld), where the Club had put on a barbeque and were playing one-off games of cricket because of the appearance of the celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey, although we didn't know he was coming. Gordon came with the cricket players and played games of cricket because he wanted Raz to get the idea of how he was treating his staff (he did this by tying the players' limbs together). Raz is the manager of an Indian restaurant in Nottingham, which featured for the hour-long episode 7, series 5, of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on Channel 4, aired on 11 December 2007. My family and I were all seen for a few seconds at the cricket club on TV. We also had our pictures taken with Gordon.
  • At Skegness in the summer holidays of 2007, the Nickelodeon kids' TV program Slime across the UK and Ireland was filming on the beach there. I saw the film set and crew and caught glimpses of the presenters.
  • I've recently found out that all Forsyths are related in my research into my paternal Grandma's side of my family. If this source is correct, I will be related to all Forsyths in the world, as all were descended from Guirand de Forsyth, born in the year 1211 in France. Along with this meaning I am distantly French, I would be related to people such as Bruce Forsyth (the presenter of Strictly Come Dancing).

[edit] Gallery

Austrian actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Andrea Corr, the lead singer of The Corrs

Irish pop singer, Shayne Ward

The flag of my third favourite country, Ireland

[edit] Wikipedia

Wikipedia is probably the most effective and detailed factual site on the Internet in my opinion, giving you information about virtually anything about everything in the form of 2,405,306 articles in English (main page accessable here) and in much more languages if you don't speak English. Wikipedia is also available on mobile phones that have access to the Internet and also has lots of separate "wikis" (all viewable on the List of wikis page).

Of course, it is the continued editing of the vistors/users/administrators of Wikipedia that keep it running and up to date. I am a member, and therefore have the authority to edit any article on Wikipedia. Also, people without an account can edit any page no matter how old they are. But it is free to start up an account on Wikipedia and I advise people to do so. To view the articles I have created, see User:Jordan5001/Articles

Wikipedia is very useful for school research and, as it happens, everything that has nothing to do with school as well.

I hope you find Wikipedia useful! Have a good day!

[edit] Nonsense Stories

The storyline of these stories I have taken an interest in writing is meant to be "stupid" and make no sense at all to make the reader laugh at the nonsense. Many people have read it at school and have approved the story and have encouraged me to write more.

[edit] The Woodlouse

The Woodlouse is the first of my fictional nonsense stories created by myself when Jodie and I first started making up "stupid" stories with each other. This story follows the life of a woodlouse who gets a school newsletter-printing machine stuck to his back, is allergic to gluten-free products and gets himself into a huge dilemma concerning the whole planet.

[edit] The Russian Cabbage

This is the sequel to The Woodlouse (despite the fact that it does not relate to the previous story at all). It is roughly the same length and was completed on 24 February 2008, typed up on 7 June 2008. This one follows a cabbage who grew an extra arm and a pot of blackberry jam who live in Russia who eventually end up meeting Hagrid.

Both stories are too large too write here. Besides, Wikipedia's purpose is not to advertise personal stories! However, if you wish to read a copy of the story, please say so and who you are on my talk page and I can email it to you.

[edit] Word of the Week

I now have a completely random word each week. Here's a list of all the random words I have used:
Please note that some these words are meant to link to disambiguation pages.

Beef!!
Beef!!

After bodybag, I realised the word of the week was losing its touch, so I stopped it, and Hagrid is now back in business!!!

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