User:Ice Vision/Urine Monster
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The Urine Monster is a mutant form of pee. It is sometimes referred to as Pee Godzilla.
[edit] About
The Urine Monster has been classified by many respected professors as a "very dangerous entity". Its defining trait is its astounding ability to eat any object and pee it back out.
This beast is usually summoned by the superhero, Super Pee. Usually, a yellow or yellow-orange portal is opened by Super Pee's mind. A small amount of urine comes out of the portal, and the liquid evolves, duplicating and expanding itself into the Urine Monster. However, on rare occasions, it can be formed from bacteria in unflushed toilets. Because of this, experts strongly advise that one flushes the toilet after usage.
[edit] Abilities and Techniques
The Urine Monster has the following abilities and techniques:
- Radioactive urine is an extremely dangerous form of pee. It exhibits a horrible stench and inflicts the poor victim with radiation poisoning.
- - Ted the Caveman has also exhibited this unusual trait.
- Pee Attack is a technique that can be described as jet streams which are released until the opponent drowns in yellow fluid. Sometimes, the attack is used to mark territory.
- - Dogs can use this technique as well, using it to mark their territory.
- Urine bombs are extremely dense balls of urine created through intense concentration. After being formed, they are thrown at the opponent, exploding at contact.
- Enhanced pee is a genetically enhanced yellow fluid. This fluid takes a longer time to evaporate, thus, it is a very usual weapon--the enemy would be consumed for an extended period of time. Notably, when the user uses enhanced pee on itself, the pee gives birth to another special ability, known as the "Pee Death Cannon". The Pee Death Cannon is an ability that allows the user to transform parts of its body into cannons shoot pee cannonballs.
- Magic urine is a magical pee that is propelled at the target. It can transform the victim into various objects, including mushrooms, toilet paper, and walnuts.
