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Pee is a yellow (usually) liquid.

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[edit] About

Many individuals enjoy peeing. Peeing is known to soothe the individual. It brings a sensation of calmness and relaxation. Peeing can also be painful, in cases of prostate problems or kidney stones.

The origin of pee is largely unknown, but is believed by experts to come from somewhere between a person's legs.

[edit] Interesting Facts

  • A synonym for the verb pee is urinate.
  • Kids and squirrels like to pee on trees. They also like to pee on books.
  • Paper absorbs pee. Pee, does not, however, absorb paper.
  • Pee is often confused with the letter "p."
  • Pee likes Phil. <-- What the hell is this?
  • Pee is often associated with Uranus. Coincidentally, urination and Uranus are similar words.
  • Monkeys like to pee on TV.com staff. Manatees enjoy peeing on TV.com staff as well.
  • Rocky Balboa lost the peeing championship to Kevin Federline in 1997, ending his 12-year reign as Pee King.
  • Aquaman has a vendetta against everyone that pees in any body of water, no matter how small.
  • Cat pee carried an awful scent that lingers unless scrubbed with the pee of Chuck Norris.
  • A human with a healthy appetite should produce 2.5 liters of pee per day. Anything less would be uncivilized.
  • It is theoretically possible for pee to be frozen.

[edit] A Poem Named "Pee"

Urine
Urine trouble
Urine big, big trouble
Urine

[edit] Warning

When peeing, there are two very important rules to remember. First, never pee against the wind. Secondly, do not pee on an electric fence. It is impossible to maintain a constant stream, but still, keep your pants on near electic fences.

It is also suggested not to pee in your genes/jeans.

And always, always bring your pee with you on survival school.

People should be advised that exposing pee to water will increase its density, urinating under sunlight may harm or kill pee, and placing food in pee after midnight can mutate it into Uwe Boll. Regulations Source: Interplanetary Council of Urine Protocols (I.C.U.P.) (Abbreviation pronunciation: "I see you pee.")

While having sex, it is totally acceptable to pee a little. Just a little. Possibly more with the consent of your partner.

[edit] Entities of Pee

[edit] Colors of Pee

  • Yellow
  • Clear (invisible pee)
  • Red - See a doctor
  • Green and glowing (radioactive) - You are Ted (aka Ted the Caveman)
  • Rainbow -- Fagtastical! (like Skittles)