Holy @$%*! (TV series)
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Holy @#%*! is a reality television series on the Versus Network. 13 episodes exist and are in regular rotation on the Versus Network. When the show title is mentioned throughout the show, the second word is replaced with a bleep censor.
[edit] Episode list
| Episode | Description |
|---|---|
| 1 | A stock car driver, engulfed in flames, turns into walking fireball, Lance Armstrong endures a series of violent crashes as he attempts to wins a record-tying 5th consecutive Tour de France, the Top 10 Holy @#%*! moments in Arena Football League history, a motocross daredevil tries to jump the length of an entire football field and misses the target with disastrous results, a street skater is knocked unconscious when his head slams to the ground and a stock car accident turns into hilarious on-track fight between drivers, all in the first episode of Holy @#%*! |
| 2 | A mountain biker jumps over the Tour de France mid-race, disaster strikes a bungy jump world record attempt, the top 5 rodeo bullfighter wrecks from the PBR and beyond, the world's best freeskier crashes on a 100 foot gap jump, sixteen skydivers tempt death when their parachute stack collapses, as well as the most irate baseball manager you've seen in years. |
| 3 | A fisherman becomes the bait when a 10-foot Blue Shark pulls him overboard, the Top 10 Holy @#%*! moments of the Extreme Skiing Championships, a paraglider goes into a death spiral and recovers just in time to land in a tree- 50 feet off the ground, a soccer ref is ambushed by angry players, violence breaks out a soccer scrimmage and a railing gives way sending dozens of soccer fans plummeting 25-feet down, freestyle motocross rider jumps too far right and comes face-to-face with a tractor. |
| 4 | World-class BASE jumper Jeb Corliss is swallowed by a waterfall in Africa...and gets eaten alive while waiting for rescue. A racecar driver escapes from his rolled over vehicle, only to fall into a circle of fire. A skier creates an avalanche that buries him and his helpless cameraman. A hydro drag boat flips end over end at nearly 200 miles per hour... and still wins its race! A moto-cross rider jumps over a highway - and comes up painfully short. And sometimes the most exciting off-road action takes place at two miles an hour. |
| 5 | The first-ever double backflip on a motorcycle; the first backflip on a snowmobile; and the world premiere of the first backflip in a wheelchair; unlucky bull rider experiences amazing deja vu, earning him Worst Wreck of the Year two times in a row; a drag boat flips end over end at 200 mph and still wins the race; and an action sports superstar tries rally racing with disastrous results. |
| 6 | A freestyle motocross rider ditches his bike midair and falls four stories to the ground below; a speed demon races down a volcano on a mountain bike... and the bike disintegrates underneath him; the top ten Holy @#$% snowboarding moments; a high school football player without legs. |
| 7 | A skateboarder constructs the largest ramp ever built in order to sail over one of the Wonders of the World, a surfer wipes out and is trapped underwater by four massive waves. Bull riding's rankest wrecks... and the best last second play you've probably never seen... and the quarterback is famous! |
| 8 | A mountain biker with a death wish tackles another monstrous cliff... but this time it could cost him his life. A skydiver dangles upside down from his plane's landing gear, BASE jumping's ultimate showman falls through the Eiffel Tower, a snowboarder flies over a rail and hits it with his back, the top-five snowmobile hillclimbing moments... plus a fistfight breaks out in the middle of a bike race. |
| 9 | A paraglider makes a risky landing, slamming into a truck and breaking his back, a rock-climbing rescue takes a horrifying turn, a drag boat driver that's made a habit of surviving horrific crashes, a windsurfer gets swallowed by a monstrous wave... plus a man who runs with the bulls runs away naked. |
| 10 | A BMW racecar suffers a spectacular wreck, leaving the driver trapped in a pool of highly flammable engine fuel; a skier lets loose a massive avalanche and tries desperately to outrace it; a daring ocean rescue from international yacht racing; college football's most gruesome injury of the '06 season; and the top five downhill mountain bike racing crashes. |
| 11 | Horrifying crashes from the Tour de France; a flying stick sends a hockey star into emergency surgery to save his eye; a speed demon takes his mountain bike to the ski slopes and wipes out at 100 miles per hour; and firefighter rescue exercise turns into a terrifying real-life rescue; and a marathoner is knocked out cold inches before he breaks the tape. |
| 12 | A world-famous freestyle motocross riders suffers the worst wreck of his career; a surfer is attacked by two Great Whites — at the same time!; a snowmobiler tries to jump a highway and knocks himself out with his own leg; the Top 5 high school highlights of an electric NFL superstar; and an unbelievable midair collision. |
| 13 | A freestyle motocross rider bails out on a jump midair and pays a heavy price; an Air Force veteran attempts to make 200 base jumps in a single day; the top chin-splitting and skull cracking skateboard wipeouts, including a failed attempt to concur the Loop of Death; kayaking down sheer rock walls; the top bone crushing hits from the NHL; and adults turn a pee-wee football game into a street fight. |
