User:Ehs1193

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en	This user is a native speaker of English.

zh-1	該用戶能以基本的中文進行交流。该用户能以基本的中文进行交流。

eo-1

Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per baza nivelo de Esperanto

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

it-1

Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

ja-1

この利用者は少しだけ日本語を話すことができます。

pig

Isthay useryay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay.

pt-1

Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.

zh-wuu-1	搿个用户能用基本个吴语来交流。搿個用戶能用基本個吳語來交流。

cmn-1	該用戶能以基本的北方話進行交流。该用户能以基本的北方话进行交流。

en-
us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en-
ap-2

Thisere user maught tawk Appalachian Inglish sumtaams.

en-us
-ca-4

Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell.

IntS-N

Tihs tweedler uses Internet slang IRL.

Ubbi-5

Thubis ubusuber gubets pubaid tubo spubeak Ububbubi Dububbubi, uband ubis mubost lubikeluby ubeithuber Bubill Cubosbuby ubor uba mubembuber ubof thube cubast ubon Zuboom.

nws-5

This user newspeaks doubleplusgoodwise.

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

Search user languages

This user scored 3674 on the Wikipediholic test .

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in his/her life. Ever.

1337-X

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and Normal Computer Users.

SoE-n

This person is a native speaker of Southern American English
(Southern bah the grace o' God)

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral word.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

by	The passive voice may be used by this user.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

which / that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

than / then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

its & it’s

This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness ~~Happyness~~ Happiness ~~Busyness~~ Business

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

ipa-2
ə

This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Hrkt-2
あ

This user has an intermediate understanding of the Kana script.

This user thinks that the communists neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters by simplifying them.

ALL

This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

You Might Be a Redneck If...

This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.

БОРАТ

This user is a fan of Borat.

The user is a SUPER FAN of Mr.Bean

@	This user can be reached by email at ethan.h.smith@gmail.com.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is ehs1193.

G
talk

This user's Google Talk screenname is ethan.h.smith@gmail.com.

This user uses MSN Messenger and his/her e-mail address is ehs1193

	This user uses Skype. His/Her username is ehs1193.

Y!	This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is ehs1193.

*	This user can be found on many IM networks.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

facebook

This user maintains a facebook profile as Ethan Smith.

f	This user has a Flickr account as ehs1193 .

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses Google Maps.

Add

This user is found on many internet communities.

t	This user tweets on Twitter as ehs1193.

This user tracks his or her money on Where's George?

This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.

This user has a profile on MySpace as www.myspace.com/ehs1193.

G	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user prefers Google over Yahoo! .

This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

Ps	This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

This user is using a web browser.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

User:SteveSims/Userboxes/HatesIEnoob

XP	This user uses Windows XP.

W	This user contributes using Microsoft® Word™

This user writes with Notepad.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user still remembers these.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a Chocoholic.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user prefers New York-style pizza.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user loves Crab.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats potato chips.

This user bleeds
TABASCO™ pepper sauce

This user enjoys tofu.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cucumbers.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats carrots.

This user is afraid of mushrooms.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats salad.

This user eats spinach.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats fish.

This user eats ham.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats steak.

This user loves brownies.

This user loves Turkish Delight.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats M & M's.

Why would anyone eat a peep?

This user likes Chocolate chip cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user bleeds hot chocolate.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks bubble tea.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

S-1

This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

User:Bearly541/Userbox/DrinksDrPepper

Fanta

This user drinks Fanta Grape.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.

If you like...

This user likes Piña Coladas.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in World War II

This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in the Mongol Empire.

This user is interested in Chinese history.

LP	This user is Libertarian.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

$\textstyle{\frac{\partial}{\partial x}} \,\;$

This user only partially understands mathematics.

This user knows how to
Find X

This user measures both in metric system and American system units.

ft-lb

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

$0.\bar{9}$ =1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]

This user is a Sudoku addict.

GAME

This user plays "the Game".

This user is a checkers player.

This user definitely couldn't defeat Gary Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop,

This user plays mahjong.

S₁	This user is a Scrabble player.

This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

λ	This user plays Half-Life 2.

This user likes to ride lines.

MINE-0

This minesweeper doesn't know what the heck is going on.

RCT	This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user is or wishes he/she were a Sim.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

You mess with this user, and he'll/she'll
denature your protein.

This user hopes to be far away from the Eastern seaboard when Cumbre Vieja collapses. ^†

This user loves the Autumn.

This user is really fascinated by the weather.

This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).

This user is a pirate. Arrr!

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user is male.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user was born on November 29.

14	This Wikipedian is 14 years, 6 months, and 15 days old on June 14, 2008.

This user finds everything funny. Hee-hee-hee! Look at that tree! It's hilarious!

This user is definitely not a chav, and feels happy about that.

This user's time zone is Eastern Standard Time.

The bearer of this is a Wikipedian user who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

Today is June 14, 2008 02:20:05, according to server's time and date.

The English Wikipedia has 2,411,936 articles.

#1	This user is one in 7,303,394.

!	This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.

This user loves userboxes.

This user maintains a userbox archive in his user space.

ubx-c

This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

$\sum$

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

HP	This user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user is not a pet owner.

This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the recorder.

This user listens to World Music

RAP

This user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user knows that Christian rock makes rock music better. _†

This user enjoys pop music.

This user enjoys rock music.

EB	This user enjoys Eurobeat.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user enjoys R&B and soul music.

This user enjoys Country Music.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user enjoys ska.

This user likes all types of music.

O.G.	This user is past the point of no return.

W	This user mourns the Wicked.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user is an audiophile.

This user listens to music when editing Wikipedia.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is a capitalist.

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated.

This user supports public transit.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user advocates use of the death penalty for certain criminal offenses.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user supports the
globalization movement.

This user supports the
European Union.

This user supports Ron Paul for President in 2008.

This user is interested in the
British Isles.

This user is interested in Chinese culture.

This user is interested in Criminology

This user is interested in his or her family history.

This user is interested in law.

This user is interested in economics.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is interested in numismatics.

This user is interested in the
stock market

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys photography.

This user loves kick scooters.

This user is a swimmer.

This user does not smoke.

This user supports sustainable living.

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

This user just sunk your battleship.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user is addicted to traveling.

This user enjoys overcast weather

This user loves sunny days.

This user loves rainy days.

Green

This user loves the color green.

~~EAG~~

This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout.

Sellout

This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user plays ping pong.

This user is a beginner archer.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user is a surfer.

This user loves to bowl but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays football, but prefers to call it soccer.

GA	This user is a Georgia Force fan.

ATL

This user is an Atlanta Braves fan.

ATL

This user is an Atlanta Hawks fan.

ATL

This user is an Atlanta Falcons fan.

ATL

This user is an Atlanta Thrashers fan.

311

Don't you tread on this user, 'cause this user will knock you down.

AC/
DC

This user is a fan of AC/DC.

This user don't wanna miss a thing.

Aly & AJ

This user loves to listen to Aly & AJ.

am	Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.

BB	This user loves The Beastie Boys.

This user thinks The Beatles are overrated.

So Cold

This user is a fan of Breaking Benjamin.

^TC

This user listens to The Clash.

This user is just guessing at numbers and figures.

This user is a fan of the Eagles.

This user was brought to life by Evanescence.

FF	This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.

A-I	Wake this user Up When September Ends.

HS	This user worships with Hillsong music

I	This user is a fan of Incubus.

This user is a BIG fan of Keane.

This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

LP	This user is a Linkin Park fan.

M	This user is the Master of Puppets.

MUSE

This user loves Muse.

MCR

Teenagers
scare the living s*** out of this user.

This user is a Nirvana fan.

oasis

Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky.

PATD

This user panics at the disco.

Queen

This user loves Queen!

This user has no surprises

Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.

RHCP

This user is a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.

SF	This user is meant to live for so much more.

3DG

This user is a fan of Three Days Grace.

¿Dónde está?

This user is in a place called Vertigo.

WS	This user fell in love with The White Stripes

The Who

This user plays a mean pinball.

YYY

This user loves the
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

CASH

This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

#1 Nelly Furtado Fan!

This promiscuous user is a maneater and wonders why all good things come to an end.

NJ	This user is a fan of Norah Jones.

Avril

This user asks: "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?"

MIKA

This user loves today and wants to be like Grace Kelly.

CS	This user loves Carlos Santana.

User:Andyroost/Gwen Stefani

This user walks in fields of gold.

User:Andyroost/Sandi Thom (m)

This user thinks that Weird Al is weird.

GMR

This user is a Good Morning Revivalist.

SLTS

This user likes the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit", by Nirvana.

This user is a Thingamabrarian. Click here to see my books.

This user enjoys Bollywood films.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

WBA
GNF
ARB

This user thinks Dave Barry would be a good name for a rock band. And this user is not making that up.

SK	This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

CSL

This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis.

ASoUE

This user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Narnia

This user loves the The Chronicles of Narnia.

This user likes Sherlock Holmes

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

L&S

This user is not gerbil-like, he is HAMSTER-like!

Kill Bill

This user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

V	This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...

'Feed Me, Seymour!'

This user would love to have an Audrey II.

This user is from the planet Earth.

WotW

This user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man.

This user has a television set.

DrcTV

This user has satellite television provided by DirecTV.

DIRTY
JOBS

This user knows it's
a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

GE	This user watches Good Eats.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes one's own!

PEE-WEE

This user said the Secret Word.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

TZ	This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone.

This user wants to believe.
And plans to on July 25^th 2008. Verifiability is policy.

This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

#270	~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~ This user loves My Name Is Earl

TCR

This user wants you to know that you're on notice.

PC	This user listens to podcasts.

This user is a member of the National Geographic Society.

Sec

This user is in secondary school and has tons of homework to do,
so he or she should be doing that instead!

mid

This user is a middle school student.

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user can not lick his/her own elbow.

This user is against smoking.

This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out as well that the reader must exist as well.

existant

iGen

This user is a member of the iGeneration