User:Dynaflow

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Internet. Serious business.

So this is how crazy people make money.

Break glass in case of emergency.

Projects Meta has a User Page for Dynaflow This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user is a member of WikiProject San Francisco Bay Area. This user is a member of WikiProject Universities. UC This user is a member of WikiProject University of California This user helped promote the article University of California, Santa Cruz to good article status. This user helped promote the article Virginia Tech massacre to featured article status.

Contents 1 I make crap! 2 Best of Wikipedia Talk 3 "Why are you here?" 4 "Where did you come from, anyway?" 5 "Why did you name yourself after a car part?" 6 "Can you simplify all that and more into a crass assemblage of unsightly userboxes?"

I make crap!

Come and see all the useless Wikipedia eye candy I've created here.

		The Template Barnstar
		Dynaflow has contributed enormously to the continuity and cohesive nature of university articles, specifically the University of California and California State University pages. His vivid and clear templates offer a brilliant alternative to the extremely banal blue and white navboxes of so many articles. Despite his claim that his products are "crap" or "cruft", they brighten the articles and generally make stuff look GOOD. ALTON .ıl 05:23, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Best of Wikipedia Talk

I've taken to collecting things from Talk pages that I've found particularly entertaining. Perhaps they can entertain you too, or at least distract you from the inherent meaninglessness of life. Smile!

Most exchanges involve me, some do not. I blame sampling bias. User:Dynaflow/Wikihilarity

"Why are you here?"

That's a very good question.

"Where did you come from, anyway?"

I'm from the Midwest, but I now live somewhere in the general vicinity of San Francisco. While I don't actually talk like the characters in Fargo, my accent is still close enough to Jerry Lundegaard's when I let my guard down that the Californians never fail to give me "hella sh*t," or some other such nonsense, about it. Them Yay Area peeps can just get back on thei' yellow bus and get stupid, yadadamean?

"Why did you name yourself after a car part?"

I didn't. I arbitrarily named myself after the Stan Kenton piece I was listening to when I picked my username. Forty-five more seconds and I would have been User:Fascinating Rhythm.

"Can you simplify all that and more into a crass assemblage of unsightly userboxes?"

Why yes, yes I can.

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en-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English. en- us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. en-us -noc Yah, you betcha this user can speak North Central English real nice. en-us -ca-4 Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell. dlph-4 Kkkkk'kk oook reeeee eeee'kk squeek ack. yue-2 呢個用戶可以用一般嘅粵語進行交流。 呢个用户可以用一般嘅粤语进行交流。 cmn-1 該用戶能以基本的北方話進行交流。该用户能以基本的北方话进行交流。 es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español. BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
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As if you cared UCSC This user attends or attended the University of California, Santa Cruz This user is fascinated by ghost towns. This user is a roadgeek. This user knows the Ultimate Answer. IDM This user enjoys Braindance. This user is a bibliophile. This user enjoys writing. EAG This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout. ' This user is a fan of Robert Anton Wilson. Fnord! This user enjoys playing Big 2. E This user reads The Economist.

Somewhere in space This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous. This user lives in or hails from the state of California. This user lives in or hails from the San Francisco Bay Area. (But originally...) This user is from the State of Michigan. This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry. But there are others of lesser moral character in space too... 3 WikiDefcon 3 Moderate to high level of vandalism. Elevated. —King of ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ 05:17, 9 June 2008 (UTC) vn-9 This user page has been vandalized 9 times.