User:DANK

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About me
This user is male.
This user is single.
This user is interested in Zoroastrianism.
ath This user is interested in atheism.
This user is a slut.
This user is confused.
This user is nearsighted.
This user is interested in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
eπi+1=0 This user is a mathie.
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys classical music.
..... This user is a professional procrastinator.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
⌬ This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
This user is a mad scientist.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
dar This editor is a darwikinist.
WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club
This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
This user supports the conservation movement.
This user opposes child genital mutilation including medically unnecessary circumcision.
Misanthropist This user is a misanthropist.
This user does not smoke.
This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.
Run
This user is a recreational runner.
C2H5
OH-0		 This user is a non-drinker.
This user is drug-free.
This user drinks tea.
This user is left-handed.
This user is a college student.
This user considers himself self-educated.
FG
 This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.
This user is a child at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user is of Iranian ancestry.
CF This user is childfree
man-
kind		 Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".
which / that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....
This user is from the State of Michigan.
This user's time zone is GMT-8.
This user has been living in a cave somewhere.
nap This user has used Napster in the past, back when it was free.
This user contributes using Linux.

Aut vincere aut mori


[edit] My tentative bio

I'm lactose intolerant. It is my intention to one day start a charitable organization to find a cure for this disorder.


[edit] Articles I started