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[edit] John's "Awesome, Amazing" Webpage

John's Page It's a page about nothing but Being John!!

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Hey thanks for visiting my extreme wikipedia page. So your probably wondering,"How can John be so cool?" I ask myself the same thing sometimes. The amazing John is coming to a town near you, yes you. I'm bring all my friends too. My friends are all superheros, such as Captain Obvious, his sidekick Oblivous Lad, and my favorite, The Human Catch-Phrase.


Now a poem written by me.


Pirates & Ninjas

On a ship with a big poop deck,

If you ask them about raiding, they’ll say, “What the heck”.

In China they can’t be seen,

Even if they are like turtles and green.


They are like ganstas at sea,

When I see one I want to flee.

They are the masters of the num-chuck,

When they hit me with them, I’m out of luck.


The pirate, who attacks in the middle of the ocean,

A ninja can kill you with only one motion.

Pirates are my biggest fear,

Although, ninjas are as stealthy as deer.


The ocean sea breeze messes with their head,

The ninja will dice your arm and make it bleed, red.

Pirates, eating nothing but hard tack,

Ninjas, are like AC/DC, they “Attack in Black”.


They both recklessly fight,

But ninjas strike at night.

The wind blows their ship like a bubble,

If you want to be a pirate you have to have some stubble.


Ninjas surpassed black belts,

Their clothes are made of cloth, not of felts.

With no limbs, teeth, and only eye,

Like a ninja, if you mess with them, you will die.


If you see a ninja don’t ask…

Them about their mask.

Unlike ninjas, pirates wear a vest,

Pirates and ninjas are cool, but I like robots the best.


Work of art, I know.

Hey if your still reading this page, well aparently,well.... Cheah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] My Top 50 Biggest Heros

[edit] Catchphrase Dictionary

Ayyo int from the Greek ehyos meaning 'greetings' 1. Used to recognize one's own attendence and at the same time, aknowledge the presence of others. Ayyo! I'm over here!

Cheah!!!!! int from the Latin cheus meaning 'correct', also from the Saxon chehag meaning 'I agree.' 1. Used to present one's concurrence with another's declaration. "I just got an A on my math test!" "Cheah!!!!!" Most commonly used catchphrase of JP3.

DUPID! adj from the English stupid meaning 'cool' (not in use) also from the French Dope meaning extremly cool (not in use). 1. The opposite of stupid meaning pointless. Mix between dope & stupid both mean cool. "I'm not stupid, I'm just DUPID!" Invented by Jim Carrey.

I AM John! int from the English I am John meaning one's name is John. 1. Used to proclaim John's name. "Who do you think you are?!" "I AM John!" *also see: "proclaim the name"

NA UM SAYIN' int from the English "You comprehend that of which I am speaking of." meaning that one understands what the speaker is referring to. 1. Used to emphasize the fact that one discerns the meaning of a previous statement or catchphrase. I AM John, NA UM SAYIN'. Correct responce is "Cheah."

Proclaim the Name! int from the Hebrew בעל מוניטין טוב meaning 'To tell others of one's existence.' 1. Used to demand another to tell the masses of the word which designates one's being. "John, that was amazing!" "Cheah, proclaim the name!"

Stealthy, Wealthy, and Healthy (mult) adj from the English Stealthy, wealthy, and healthy meaning "sly, rich, and not ill." 1. Speaker is superior in sneakiness, has a greater monetary value, and has a strong immune system as well as no injuries. "Bruce Wayne is stealthy wealthy, and healthy."

[edit] The Ongoing Saga of the Human Catch-Phrase & Capt. Obvious with Oblivious Lad

In a world when there is curruption one.. NO two men and one young lad join forces and hands and try to sing "I Love You" by Barney the Dinosaur. After that they are ready to fight crime. Evil crime such as Money-Mouth, Bill Bates, and Robo-Rhodes. This is not an easy task so if you want to make any donations please contact me but I don't feel comfortable putting that information for their enemies to see and hold me hostage so they would come and save me and it would be a trap. To aviod that just keep your money. Now you, yes you can send us stuff on the web at SAJTOFL at yahoo dot com.

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1. The Retro Atlanta Braves Hat: Worn to represent the A-Town. Also, the red, white, and blue is used to show his love for his contry, the U.S.A.

2. The Eye Mask: Worn to hide the true identity of The Human Catch-Phrase.

3.The Black Cape: Worn to... well there is no real reason for that it is just worn by 90% of the other superheros.

4.The Spandex Long Sleeve Shirt: Worn to keep warmth also gives a stealthy look.

5.The Chuck Taylor Converse All Stars: Worn to proclaim the old school.

6.The Royal Blue Slickly Shorts: Worn to represent the U.S. while keeping a stealthy look.

7. The Red Shirt: Worn to promote himself with the letters "H.C.P." which stands for The Human Catch-Phrase.


[edit] The Vegas Theory

This is the most believed theory scince evolution. It is believed that Tupac Shakur, Fred Rodgers (Mr. Rodgers), Jimi Hendrix, and Elvis Presly are not dead they are simply playing poker in Las Vegas. The casino is invisable so you can't see it. If you don't believe me visit this [6] he has the scoop. -Theory formed by Jonathan Hill


[edit] The Human Catch-Phrase's 20 People That He Would Most Like To Be Rescued By


[edit] Links

Too Legit To Quit

Will Ferrell & the Ninja

My Partner in Crime

Jim Carry as Vanilla Ice

the Incredible Hammerman