User:Big%mik
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Yo yo yo! Big%Mik here!
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[edit] Big%Mik...
Thats my user name, ya'll probably know me as Captian Obvious! Wikipedia is the place to be! I recomend it for school projects, reports, and just about anything! The information on this site is reliable, I put some of it here! Pretty much, this page is just to emphisize the fact that coolhunters are always trying to track me down! (Yes, there is sucha thing as "coolhunters," just search for it on Wikipedia!) This page is still in the works, so check it...constantly!(that's a joke, Johnny!)
[edit] Techie
A name bestowed upon those who are deeply amazed with technical colleges, like Georgia Tech. Here's to you, Techies everywhere! BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Just A Random Thought...
Has anyone ever been proud of winning a Monopoly (game) tournament?...I mean, yeah, you won fake money (probably by being a corrupt banker) but you've just wasted, what, like 15 hours of your life?!...Just a thought...
Another random thought...Who thinks of the names for sports drink flavors? It must take a ton of creativity to come up with "Berry Mist Blast" and "Orange Kiwi Explosion." Do people think of lame names for sugary "thirst quenchers" for a living?! How much would one get paid for that, and where did they get trained? Is there a college for thinking of names for Gatorade?...Just a thought...
Just got another random thought...Why do normal people want to be mascots for their school, team, etc.? What's the point? Sure, you get to be sufficated in an animal suit for hours on end, but hey, can't you do that without crowds of people snickering (and sometimes throwing food) at you? I'm just pretty much saying that I don't see the point of becoming a mascot...Just a thought...
Yeah, I kind of have another random thought...Why is the word "phonetic" not spelled the way it sounds?! And what about "abbreviation"?! Why is it so long?! I mean, come on!...Just a thought...
So I was looking at my driving permit, and a random thought came to me...You know where they put what hair color you have? Well, what if you're bald? Do they put "n/a" or "bald", or do they just white that part out?...Just a thought...
[edit] Word of the Month
May- Syrupticious adj from the Canadian syrup meaning tree sap and from the Latin ticiousicus meaning alike in many random ways. 1. To be as stealthy as syrup; when one turns the syrup bottle over and none comes out, one might blink and find in the time it took to blink one's plate became coated in a think layer of the Canadian condiment. The syrup was syrupticiously syrupticious and delicious!
June- hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia noun from way too many Greek and Latin roots! 1. The abronmal fear of long words. Kind of ironic, don't you think?
[edit] Announcements/Shoutouts
LEIGH GRADUATATED!!! CONGRATS, LEIGH!!!!! ~ BETH GRADUATED!!! CONGRATS, BETH!!!!!
I'd like to give a shoutout to the Human CatchPhrase and Captian Obvious; they keep our streets safe! But not without the help of their sidekick... Oblivious Lad!
SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!!
[edit] Quote of the Month
"My great great grandfather Manheim cultivated Beets in Manheim, Germany. Some of the worlds greatest emporers and Czars have sipped Borscht made from the Beets of a Schrute. Then they wiped their Germanic lips and went off to conquer, warm tummies filled with my beet juice."
-Dwight K. Schrute (Assisstant (to the) Regional Manager- Dunder/Mifflin: Scranton)
[edit] My Quotes Board
"....I know, I rock!!!"
-Big%Mik
"Friends don't let friends be bulldogs."
-Kyle WhoJustNowInformedMeThatHisLastNameIsPorter
"I don't expect you to be smart!"
-Garry Sheffield
".... :P "
~Chelsea WhoNeedsToLearnTheValueOfWearingShoes
"CHEAH! I AM JOHN! KNOW 'UM SAYIN'?!"
(Do I even need to put his name?!)
"But I must install the nanites."
-Chris DaMopHeadRagamuffin
"When life gives you alligators...make Gatorade!!!"
-George Washington Carver
"THERE'S SALAMI EVERYWHERE!!!!"
-Jonathan TheJazzProdegy
"Did you know the mortality rate for astronauts who were once circus clowns who owned tobacco industries is 100%?"
-Tim TheUltraCoolNerd
"Can squirrels swim really well?"
-Matt DaCrazyWrestler
"I'm a ninja!"
-"Ask-A-Ninja" Ninja
"If toast turned into butterflies, I'd be a mouse with a slice of bacon!"
-Amelia WhoDoesntHaveManyGoodIdeasForQuotes
"Anything but GT!!!!"
-Taryn WhoNeverReallyObsessingOverGT!
"If at first you dont succeed, don't try to skydive!"
-Benjamin Franklin
"Hey! It's really hard to play DDR with only one foot!"
-David WhoHappensToHaveMoreThanOneFoot
"Slowly but successfully, the turtle beats the rabbit...The price of plywood has really gone up..."
-Jeff WhoIsWayTooObsessedWithVideoGames
[edit] Articles
The Vegas Theory
There seems to be a rumor floating around that Tupac, the wellknown rapper has been killed. This, of course, is not true. Multiple peices of evidence show that he fled the crime scene where investigators found bullet casings. For instance, his footprints, leaving the area and traveling in the direction of the airport. Similar events occured with the "deaths" of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, and Mr. Rodgers. The trail points to Las Vegas. I believe its obvious. Tupac, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, and Mr. Rodgers have all faked their deaths to meet in Las Vegas to play endless rounds of Texas Hold'em and Five Card Stud. If one examines the deaths of these three great men, he will find the same pattern.
-John Porta
Ol' Killer Jones
Now, Ol' Killer Jones, he live down in da' swampland, blow you cleeeean up! Can throw a car twenty, thirty feet! Shoots lazerbeams outa his eyes! Some people even says he can fly, by jus' holdin' out his arms... Now, ol' Jimbo dun live down the street a block o' two. He gone dun wanted to see Ol' Killer Jones in the flesh. Took his camera, huntin' dog, everything!...Well, we ain't heard of Jimbo in a long while...
-The Trailer Park Reporter
with special help from Chris DaMopHeadRagamuffin
Man Killed By Cat In Attempt to be Ghetto
Lloyd Flemings, 39, was killed Saturday in downtown Atlanta. "He had decided to hang with a rough crowd," family members of Flemings recalled. "He was tired of everyone making fun of him for still living with his mother." Flemings, whose only focus was World of Warcraft videogames, had joined a gang to feel more independent. The "LOLs," as they were commonly called, were a very rough crowd, participating in ing in Flemings' mother's basement. Saturday night, things got out of hand when, in an attempt to be friendly, Lloyd used a hand buzzer toy on one of the members of the gang. The man reacted violently, throwing Flemings into the cats' cages. The cats stopped fighting eachother, thinking that their trainers wanted them to fight Flemings. The felines worked together to take out the 39 year-old. The LOLs called for help. When police arrived, all they could find was Flemings' retainer.
-MSNBC
Ninjas, Pirates, or Robots?
With the growing controversy about which is the greatest: ninjas, robots, or pirates, one must look to history to determine the answer. By history, of course, I mean Hollywood. Think about it: Hollywood does an excellent job portraying the characteristics of the opponents. Pirates are continually drunk and wear makeup, robots always start off good, but turn evil, and ninjas...well, you just don't see them in anymore. They're just too stealthy! A camera comes their way and BOOM! Either the entire crew dies, or the ninja fades into the darkness waiting for a more sinister enemy, like Michael Moore or Tom Cruise. Pirates do nothing but sail around. The fight scenes are always with other pirates, like two drunk guys fighting in a pub. Sure, it's exciting, but after a while, neither can take down a real opponent! And robots...well, they're cool and all, but there's always something wrong with their programming! That's the problem with robots: they're so predictable! You just have to think of what the robot would have done 15 minutes ago and you know that now he's planning on doing the opposite. They're kind of like John Kerry in that way... So, it all comes aback to ninjas. In fact, I'm interviewing a ninja right now...Whoa, where'd he go?! I don't think that...ARGH!!!!
-Big_Mac (in no way related to Big%Mik)
The Human CatchPhrase, Captian Obvious, and Oblivious Lad
Days are getting tough in the "A-Town." Luckily, the city has found three new heroes. The Super-Amazing-Justice-Team-Of-Friends-League, or SAJTOFL, have been keeping the streets of Atlanta safe since late March. Their archnemisis, Moneymouth, seems to be causing trouble again, however. We can only hope for help from SAJTOFL.
-Steve Starker
[edit] Picture-Palooza!
Who's that cool guy?
She decided to grow it out a little...
Rhodes never ceases to amaze me!
Diet Coke: The Drink of Champions!
Does this totally blow your mind?!
Chicken...ummm...yum?
The guys enjoying some nice carrot cake.
Can't really explain this one...
"Let's do this!"
A straight up G!
Wow, I think I like it better when he tries to "lean wid it."
[edit] Some Wicked Sweet Sites
Ever wonder what would happen if you put a furby in the microwave? Well, here you go! [1]
Sometimes, good songs sound even better sped up...Bohemian Rapsody is one of those songs! This guy is my hero! [2]
Everyone knows how horribly violent the movie 300 is. The makers of 300 recently announced the release of the PG version... [3]
Ever had a question it seemed no one had the answer to? Have you tried ASKING A NINJA?! Maybe this website will help: [4]
CurveBall is one-half pong and three-halves awesome! Trust me on this one! [5]
Ever played with Diet Coke and Mentos? These guys are pros! [6]
Tetris...Enough said. [7]
Having a catchphrase craving? This guy's wiki is sure to help! [8]
YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS, HOMEBOY! [9]
