| Little bit about me... |
Languages
| BS-0 |
This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit). |
| du-1 |
This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration. |
| C++ |
This user can program in C++. |
| sql |
This user uses SQL queries to locate car keys. |
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Wikipedia
vanity |
This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice. |
linkspam |
This user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor. |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. |
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Personal information
| C2H5OH-2 |
This user drinks occasionally. |
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This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. |
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This user's time zone is UTC-6. |
| met? |
This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them. |
| BOOK |
This user is working on publishing a book.
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This user likes all types of music. |
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Computing
| MCP |
This user is a Microsoft Certified Professional |
| MOUS |
This user is a certified Microsoft Office User Specialist |
| A+ |
This user is a A+ Certified Computer Technician |
| Network+ |
This user is Network+ Certified |
| IT |
Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? |
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IRC |
This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC. |
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This user contributes using Linux. |
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This user contributes using Solaris |
| Be |
This user contributes using BeOS |
| 64 |
This user uses an x86-64 processor. |
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This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless internet connection. |
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