Brian the Bachelor

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Brian the Bachelor
Family Guy episode

Brian on The Bachelorette.
Episode no. Season 4
Episode 7
Written by Mark Hentemann
Directed by Dan Povenmire
Guest stars Jessica Biel, Kevin Michael Richardson, Michael Bell, Nancy Cartwright, Dr. Drew
Production no. 4ACX10
Original airdate June 26, 2005
Season 4 episodes
Family Guy - Season 4
May 1, 2005May 21, 2006
  1. North by North Quahog
  2. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High
  3. Blind Ambition
  4. Don't Make Me Over
  5. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
  6. Petarded
  7. Brian the Bachelor
  8. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
  9. Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
  10. Model Misbehavior
  11. Peter's Got Woods
  12. Perfect Castaway
  13. Jungle Love
  14. PTV
  15. Brian Goes Back to College
  16. The Courtship of Stewie's Father
  17. The Fat Guy Strangler
  18. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
  19. Brian Sings and Swings
  20. Patriot Games
  21. I Take Thee Quagmire
  22. Sibling Rivalry
  23. Deep Throats
  24. Peterotica
  25. You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives
  26. Petergeist
  27. Untitled Griffin Family History
  28. Stewie B. Goode (1)
  29. Bango Was His Name Oh! (2)
  30. Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure (3)

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“Brian the Bachelor” is the seventh episode from the fourth season of the FOX animated television series Family Guy. Guest-starring in the episode are Jessica Biel as Brooke, Kevin Michael Richardson as Doug the Pimple, Michael Bell as Allstar Seaworthy from Snorks, Dr. Drew as the Dermatologist, and Nancy Cartwright from The Simpsons as Casey Kelp from Snorks.

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[edit] Plot summary

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire drag Cleveland to a bar to get him to meet some women after Loretta leaves him. It doesn’t work so well, so when The Bachelorette comes to Quahog, Peter takes Cleveland to try and join. Cleveland gets nervous at the audition and in an effort to calm him, Peter removes Cleveland’s clothes and then his own. The producers see this and Brian apologizes for what happened with Peter and Cleveland. After meeting Brian, they recruit him to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke.

"That's enough John Mayer."
"That's enough John Mayer."

Meanwhile, Chris has a zit on his face which he names “Doug.” Lois worries about Chris, as Doug tells Chris to make some mischief. He goes to the Swanson’s house and plants a bag filled with excrement to set on fire, and writes “That’s enough, John Mayer” in spraypaint on the wall of the Quahog Mini-Mart. Lois sees Chris sneaking back into his room and is going to punish him but Chris tells her that Doug said he doesn’t have to listen to her. This outrages Lois, who decides to go to Goldman’s Pharmacy the next day and get some astringent to get rid of Doug. However, the next day, as Peter and Lois head to Goldman’s, they realize there has been a break-in, and someone has destroyed Mort’s entire stock of acne medication.

That night, Brooke comes over for dinner to meet Brian’s family, Doug tells Chris to lift up Brooke’s shirt. He does this, shocking and offending the family. Joe then comes in, saying he has proof that it was Chris who broke into Goldman’s Pharmacy and stole his acne medication. Chris decides he no longer wants to listen to Doug after he made his mom cry, but Doug says he could make Chris punch himself, or even worse, shoot him in the brain. Desperate to get rid of the zit, Chris goes to the dermatology clinic. Doug tries to shoot him in the brain, but Chris manages to use a cortisone-filled syringe on the zit, finally taking it out.

Brian wins Brooke's heart and the final rose, but when the cameras are turned off, Brooke suddenly turns cold to Brian, telling him "Great working with you" (implying she thought he knew it was fake) and "It's just a TV show." Brian tries to reestablish a connection by leaving her messages on the answering machine but she doesn’t answer, so he goes to see her in person. After getting hit with an answering machine, he finally gets the hint and is left broken-hearted. Back at home, he laments to Stewie that he fooled himself into believing that Brooke actually loved him. Stewie tells Brian that at least he has some new material for his novel, before proceeding to taunt him about the lack of progress he's made on his novel.

[edit] Notes

  • This episode marks the first time we see Stewie as a teenager when he pictures himself (and his friends) smoking pot in the future Chris's room.
"Great pot Stewie" - Stewie and his friends in the future.
"Great pot Stewie" - Stewie and his friends in the future.

[edit] Production

During the commentary Seth MacFarlane states that when they produced it the network that make the show was doing very badly but the show they parody was a lot more popular then.

[edit] Cultural references

  • A sexually suggestive Snorks gag is seen after Chris spray-paints the mini-mart wall; furthermore, the characters featured, Allstar and Casey, actually did have a romantic relationship on the actual show.
  • In one of the confessions Brian gives for The Bachelorette, he sings a few lines from “At This Moment” by Billy Vera and the Beaters.
  • One of Chris’ pimples demands, “Where are all the whiteheads at?” This is a reference to Cleavon Little’s ploy to goad the Klansmen to leave the line of villains in Blazing Saddles: “Where are all the white women at?” (or more generally, a reference to the stereotype of black men preferring white women).
  • Chris' act of spraypainting 'That's enough, John Mayer' is likely to be a reference to Mayer's video for Waiting on the World to Change where several graffiti artists are seen painting things like 'Exploited' and 'Wake up!' onto blank walls.
  • The story of the talking pimple is reminiscent of the films Little Shop of Horrors and How to Get Ahead in Advertising.
  • When Herbert hops outside Chris’ window on a ladder, the whole scene up to when he falls down is a parody from the film Animal House. The original music from the movie is also used.
  • In one scene, Brian asks if they could cut out the part where he talks about junk and mentions former Saturday Night Live castmember, Chevy Chase (followed by Brian's line that Chase might sue because "...the guy's gotta have no money left"), worrying that he might sue. This is a reference to the lawsuits of different celebrities against Family Guy and Chevy Chase's waning popularity.
  • The pharmacy scene is a parody of the film Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
  • Prince Adam/He-Man can be seen at the ranch where Brian is attending. He uses his sword to transform his donkey into a beast.
  • In the scene when Brooke and Brian are discussing their fondness of jazz music, Brooke mentions that one of her favorite jazz artists is DJ Jazzy Jeff, to which Brian seems disappointed at. Brooke then says she was kidding.

[edit] Censorship

  • According to the DVD audio commentary on this episode, on the cutaway about Brooke spending the evening with Quagmire and his mother, the original name of the cat was “Pussy,” but the censors found it to be too tasteless and it was changed to “Mittens” (however, they didn’t object to the implication that Quagmire intended to have a threesome with his mother and the Bachelorette). Also, in the scene where Cleveland is distraught about his audition for The Bachelorette and Peter strips naked (and strips Cleveland’s clothes), originally Peter was supposed to be sitting on Cleveland’s lap to keep Cleveland from running away, but the censors found it to be too sexual.