User:Beligaronia

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This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous.
It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

This User is a duck.

This is not a Duck (I hope).

Beligaronia

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user
is a Kiwi

This user is from Dunedin.

This user is a duck

[ . . ]

This user has nothing between their ears

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.

$e^{i \pi} \,\;$

This user is a mathematician.

This user knows how to
Find X

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]

Needle
Nardle
Noo

This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless.

This user plays the clarinet.

This user plays the saxophone.

CATS

This user knows how to go to the Heavy Side Layer

W	This user mourns the Wicked.

J	This user loves their Coat Of Many Colors.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Je suis Marxiste,
tendance Groucho

7+1

This user enjoys the Discworld series.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

Needle
Nardle
Noo

This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless.

Calvin

This user enjoys sports where the rules are always changing.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out as well that the reader must exist as well.

existant

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is friends with The dark lord trombonator.

This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.

8/10

8 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user is short-sighted.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

DA	This user is a fan of Dad's Army

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

FLOWERY TWATS

This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

4077th

This user is a fan of M*A*S*H.

P	This user has spent time in Slade Prison.

YM	Are you a fan? Yes Minister

This user is currently on
a seefood diet. ^†

This user eats apples.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats chocolate.

Why would anyone eat a peep?

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user is proud to be one with penguins.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

Wikipedia:Babel

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

rn	This user is a native speaker of Random Babbling.

sar-0

This user cannot speak sarcasm nor can they easily pick up on it. Therefore, this user will think you're serious every second you're being sarcastic.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.

gb-n

Dsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

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1 The Duck
2 Bananananananananas
3 Insanity
4 Thought for the time being
5 New Thought
6 Quotes
7 Bird Flu
8 Dislikes
9 Things I like
10 Is this a code?
11 Pages I have edited significantly
12 Tasks

[edit] The Duck

The duck has been constantly underrated in the history of the occult sciences. For good reason was the populace of London terrorised in 1633 by the Great Duck that ravaged farms and bit ankles. It was reputed to have turned the mayor into a newt but this is unconfirmed as he was changed back a second later. Witches would paint their ducks Black to increase their powers, or feed them on rare herbs which were seen to be a kill or cure. This meant that only the most powerfully evil ducks survived. Fortunately for the people of the world these evil Super-Ducks have long since killed each other off. But it is said that a Super-Duck will rise again and have his revenge.

[edit] Bananananananananas

As well as being hard to stop spelling these fiendish fruit have baffled the scientific community for years. They are actually fish! Really vicious fish who will kill swimmers as soon as look at them. The thing that fooled scientists was that they only kill swimmers who are far from water, up trees mostly, where they live in schools or "bunches". This incredibly cunning fish menace must be eradicated before they become bolder and start attacking non-swimmers. Are you safe?

[edit] Insanity

This user is insane. Bob agrees too. So would the angels and demons but currently they are engaged in a turf war over who gets his left shoulder. His hobbies include running way fom the funny men who think he is a butterfly. They put him in a bouncy room that he doesn't have to share with the other kids. But he can't practise tying his shoes. This is bad as he feels he is on the brink of a breakthrough.

[edit] Thought for the time being

Thought for the time being. Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an aeroplane.
Alternatively, Two wrongs don't make a right but two rights make a U-turn, two U-turns make a circle, two circles make a figure of 8, two figures of 8 make a butterfly. And although Butterflies are pretty we won't go any further.

[edit] New Thought

"Many are those who would sell a silvered donkey for the worth of a gilded mule" -Extract for that what you will!

[edit] Quotes

"Insanity runs away from my family"
"Families are like fruitcake mostly sweet with a few nuts" (We all like fruitcake; it is yum)
"I told you I was sick!" (Spike Milligan's tombstone, but is written in gaelic after objections from the church officials)
"Hello, have you heard the good word? It's marmalade!"
"If you don't go to other people's funerals they certainly won't come to yours!"-Dark Lord Trombonator (I'll get you for this!)
"If you go to other people's funerals they will be sure come to yours!"
"Insanity beckons"
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
"Blessed are the cheese makers" (But he's really refering to all makers of dairy products)
"Do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you" (This works!)
"I think therefore I'll have another..."
"Come to the darkside, we have cookies!"
On the naming of the chamber music group Memorial to Jamie Somerville: "and just to prove that he really isn't dead, would Jamie like to stand up and say hi." Jamie Somerville himself responded to this with, "No. He's gone home."

[edit] Bird Flu

It is time for politicians to stop ducking the issue and running around like chickens with their heads cut off. We have no time for fowl play. This is a fine time to turn chicken(which is why we chose it). This disease is airborn. Our team of highly trained researchers opened the window and in-flew-enza.