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Peter "Katherine" Loddengaard was born in the small town of Stratford upon Avon in the year 1987. Katherine was always a shy lad(lass?), never interrupting his studies for anything but his one true love, the jazz fiddle. "Katie" would spend all day on his fiddle, fiddling away as time passed, until, one day, he met a strong handsome man, Julio, in the town of Miami. Julio swept "Kat" off his feet, and, despite their age difference(Julio was 73, Katherine was only 9), they quickly fell in love and moved into a double suite at the Shady Acres Retirement Lodge in Key West. Katherine was head over heels in love, and when Julio proposed he had to do one final thing, tell his parents. "Katie was always a nice little boy, playing with his Legos and making them into shapes like hotdogs, submarine sandwiches, popsicles, and of course his favorite shape of all, the cylinder with two spheres on one end," said his father, Ganarius Loddengaard, the world famous gynecological surgeon and erotic piercer. "He just came home one day, changed. He insisted that his soulmate was Julio (Whom Ganarius had never met, because he was at this point stuck at home with a breathing machine) and that we all call him Katherine. We were fine with all of that until he told us 'I want to be a girl like mommy!' Later that day, Loddengaard was disowned and thrown back in the wrinkly, old, jaundiced arms of Julio. Julio and Katherine were very happy until one day, Katie met someone new. "His name is Bodie," said Kate, "he's strong, masculine, and a little hairy. He's my dream partner and I'm no longer sure how i feel about Julio." Well the funny thing is, Katherine was actually an undiagnosed schitzophrenic, and Bode was a figment of his warped mind. One day, Julio walked in on Katherine and Bodie having "Doggy Style" sex and was apalled by this act of almost cheating. Julio had Kitty sent off to Mr. Jones' Fun Asylum For Whacky Boys. Kat loved this idea, thinking it similar to Hogwarts and went off willingly. Katherine was very happy and lived out the rest of his short days there, committing suicide at age 17 after thinking he had received a less than stellar mark on his O.W.L. exams.
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1. Loddengaard, Peter "Maybe I am Like That, Why Do You Ask?" 72.219.152.69 02:58, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
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