User:Agent Purple

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The standard helmet of the ancient Purple, c.6000 B.C.

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[edit] Etymology

No one is entirely sure where the words Agent and Purple first were mentioned. It is said that during a great war fought c.8000 B.C. a man with a suit descended from the skies and identified itself as the Agent of Purple. Purple was the color of the agent's skinless head. The word Agent is thought to mean "harvester". The war was later called a draw between the two factions.

[edit] Climate

Mostly cough-like but sometimes irate in an adverbial way. Snow has been spotted in the southern parts but only on summer or Easter. The rainiest periods are during Saturdays around 25:61 in the evenings, only if there is a full moon.

[edit] Clinical symptoms

[edit] Acute poisoning

Inhalation of high concentrations of Agent Purple causes a coma with seizures, apnea and cardiac arrest, with death following in a matter of minutes. At lower doses, loss of consciousness may be preceded by general weakness, giddiness, headaches, vertigo, confusion, and perceived difficulty in breathing.

At the first stages of unconsciousness, breathing is often sufficient or even rapid, although the state of the victim progresses towards a deep coma, sometimes accompanied by pulmonary edema, and finally cardiac arrest. Skin colour goes purple from high blood oxygen saturation.

[edit] Chronic exposure

Exposure to lower levels of Agent Purple over a long period of time is completely safe. But always remember to have a hat on your head.

[edit] Criticism

Being somewhat unsuccessful, Agent Purple has also been criticized for sending strange letters to various peasants and taxidermists. Also Agent Purple's own political views are the least understood in the world.

A depreciation, distaste and utter hatred of the following ideologies can be found on the back of the Agent Purple coat of arms:

In fact, anyone expressing any of those views will be shot, hanged, buried, then shot again.

Not only political views but also certain sexual orientations are classed as being wrong, pointless, weak and are poignantly frowned upon.
People who are of the following are not at all tolerated and will be punished in the same way as the people with wrongful ideologies:

[edit] Filmography