User:Yomama56789/Funny headlines
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Just a few funny newspaper headlines to brighten your day!
Living together linked to divorce
Town okays animal rule
Mayor says D.C. is safe except for murders
Man robs, then kills himself
Boys cause as many pregnancies as girls
Deer kill 130,000
Deadline passes for striking police
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Legalized outhouses aired by legisllature (both funny AND misspelled)
Bar trying to help alchoholic lawyers
Milk drinkers turn to powder
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors
Jumping bean prices affect poor
Blind workers eye better wages
Dead Man remains Dead
Dead woman doesn't recall what happened
U.S, China near pact on wider ties
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
Columnist gets urologist in trouble with his peers
Mrs. Collins burned at dump
Farmer Bill dies in house
Lawmen from Mexico barbeque guests
Dead expected to rise
Hope it made you laugh! :P
