Wikipedia:What Would Jimbo Do?
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This page in a nutshell: An editor can be sure to Do The Right Thing, by always asking, "What Would Jimbo Do?" |
It can sometimes be hard to decide what is right for an editor to do. Fortunately there is a simple answer.
- What Would Jimbo Do?
Asking this question can clarify instantly, the Right Thing.
[edit] Things Jimbo does
Based on reliable sources Jimbo is confirmed as doing, at least, the following things:
 Meets girls |
 Meets guys |
 Meets God |
 Smiles |
 Wears noticable clothing |
 Gets enlightened |
 Joins religious sects dedicated to the |
 Does primate impressions |
 Sings Nessun dorma |
 Is easily distracted by large-breasted ladies |
 Vandalises Wikipedia |
 Drinks on the job... |
 ...staggers home afterwards |
