Vomitron

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Origin Flag of the United States Lowell, Massachusetts
Genre(s) Heavy metal
experimental
Years active 2002—present
Label(s) None
Website http://www.myspace.com/vomitron
Members
Rutcho - Guitar/Keys/Bass/Programming
Graig - Drums
Steve - Drums
Colin - Drums

Vomitron is a heavy metal/experimental band based in Lowell, Massachusetts USA. Their music first circulated in 2002 on mp3.com. On 1/24/2005, they created a MySpace page which helped spread their music further. Not much is known of the band besides their MySpace page. Their description on MySpace goes as such:

Vomitron began as a musical entity sometime in the early 1400s, and has been wandering the earth as electrostatic waves ever since. With the advent of the ENIAC, the first computer engineered in the early 50's, Vomitron had finally found a host system to dwell in. It was in fact the most undetectable, most perfect virus for any electronic transistor-based engine. Only until recently has it found a way to permeate the minds of metal fans through MP3 and CD audio so that it may reproduce and multiply via the music it may influence. Hence the children of Vomitron are born.

Vomitron is a collection of metal anthems that do not have lyrics, but are so incredibly profound that they actually transfer telepathic messages while you listen. Whereas with Judas Priest you had to get the record, play it backwards, and try to decipher the words, all ya do with these tunes is pop in the CD and your ritual sacrifice instructions will be psychokinetically transferred.

Originally, Vomitron was one of the ancient entities that made the earth available to host the human race. But unlike the other ancients, it had forged the first singular soul that thought for itself. Much like stocking a pond with fish, Vomitron played a vehicular role in populating the earth with those persons who are destructive to the construct, detrimental to the system, who feel that there are other ways than what is presented to them, who choose music (metal) as their voice. It is these people who will survive the final times and reconstruct the workings of the earth the way it should have been. Vomitron is simply a way to unite them.

[edit] First Album

On January 8th, 2007, Vomitron announced on its MySpace that its first, self-titled CD was available for purchase. The CD contains these tracks:

  1. Arrival 2012
  2. Robot Sex
  3. Exploding Metal
  4. Mandatory Spermicide
  5. 2884
  6. Frozen in Fire
  7. The Fuck Patrol
  8. Chicken Sacrifice
  9. 665: The Neighbor of the Beast
  10. Fission of Senses
  11. Collapse of a Neutron Star
  12. Penis Flytrap
  13. Escape from Nebulon V
  14. Mortal Wombat
  15. Eye of the Tiger
  16. Vomitron
  17. Through the Wormhole

[edit] Notable Songs/Covers

Main article: Vomitron discography

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