User:Useight/Quotes

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  • "This is Calvinball. We are Calvin. You are the ball." - DavidGerard, referring to a blocked sockpuppeteer

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  • "I'm trying to bring some flavor to ArbCom. I'd be like the au jus to ArbCom's Roast Beef". --Endlessdan, taken from the Q & A in his ArbCom self-nomination.

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  • From an insane discussion of whether Santa Claus should (or shouldn't) be protected, changed, or filtered for young eyes' sakes:

I think the fact that lots of children read this, (Santa article) especially around Christmas, should be considered. Some of the content can be heart-breaking... User:XD375

Yes, every little boy or girl is going to choose read an encyclopedia around Christmas-time. I remember, as a child, poring over air traffic corridor maps and geo-stationary weather satellites, plotting out where best to calculate the speed/weight ratio of Santa's sleigh in a high atmosphere trajectory. As well, me and my younger sisters debated endlessly over the slipstream design of reindeer in mid-flight, usually ending in frying pans as weapons, crying and copious amounts of coal. Which was okay, since we were living in a cold-water hovel in the 19th century, and coal allowed us to stay alive until Spring. There's heart-breaking, and there's illuminating. If parents don't want their young-uns to learn the truth about Santa, Republicans or what a pee-pee or hoo-hoo looks like, there are enough parental controls out there to block access to Wikipedia until the little tykes start sprouting chin hair and make appearances on the Jerry Springer Show. - User:Arcayne

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  • "Although this guy appears on Fox News, that doesn't mean he is notable. As a matter of fact, many non-notable people appear on Fox News" from "Chris!" in an AfD.

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  • "Remember that what people outside of the UK know about UK schools is mostly with relation to Hogwarts. DGG (talk)

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  • Specialist Subject: The Bleedin' Obvious
Given the inherent heat that surrounds anything remotely to do with Israel on Wikipedia, I anticipate an increased volume of vandalism on tomorrow's Main Page article. --Dweller 11:42, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
  • In related news, water found to be wet – Gurch 12:55, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

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  • 2. Kiss my ass. User:BillyMurray
    Thanks, but I have other plans for today that do not involve osculating your donkey. --User talk:Rodhullandemu