User:Tristaneason
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[edit] Tristan Eason
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| Born | THE Tristan January 12, 1991  Zimbabwe |
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| Died | Tristan does not die. |
| Burial place | Unknown |
| Residence |  Mogadishu, Somalia |
| Nationality | African |
| Other names | Tris, Sir Tristan The Great, Handsome, Sexy, Immigrant, Tonto, Master, King Tristan |
| Education | Oxford Scholar |
| Occupation | Blowing up shit |
| Employers | Himself |
| Title | Master/King |
| Salary | Not Enough |
| Net worth | 6 Figures |
| Height | 6 ft |
| Weight | 200 lbs. |
| Known for | Being awesome |
| Predecessor | Tristan |
| Successor | No one is worthy enough. |
| Political party | Party Of Tristan |
| Children | Everyone is his child. |
| Parents | Tristan is only a gift from the gods. |
| Relatives | The Marklar |
| Website Tristan's Myspace |
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I am a god amongst men.
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Tristan Alan Puno Eason (Better known as Tristan Eason [Tristan for shorter]) is a reasonable young man living in Niceville, Florida. If he's not at home, you'll find him at Mehmet Bolak's house, going nuts at Niceville High School football games, or driving around somewhere in a black Lexus IS 300 with a stupid FSU tag on it. He spends most of his time at Mehmet Bolak's house where he gets what he needs to get done. His best friends are Sephia Bohall, Mehmet Bolak, Christian Safaii, Jason Conner, Daniel Perez, and Logan Clark. Tristan and his bros founded a group called The Fantastic Four And The Legend Of Tristan. Tristan is the legend for good reason. In his spare time, he plays guitar, games, sports, watches TV, goes online, makes wikipedia pages about himself, cooks the finest food, travels the world in his giant hot air balloon, collects the finest wine, and eats like the world is about to end. He is also a ladies man and is a natural magnet for the world's most beautiful women. He is a strong supporter of presidential hopeful, Ron Paul, and thinks every other candidate sucks ass. He often says that John McCain and Mitt Romney have secret love affairs and therefore should go to hell. Sublime, Pepper, and illScarlett are his favorite bands so don't forget about that. His favorite sports teams are Manchester United F.C., Fenerbahçe S.K., Florida Gators, Denver Broncos, Atlanta Braves, and the Boston Red Sox. Treat him good and he'll be a saint to you. Treat him bad...well, it is not be mentioned on what he does to those people. All we know is that it is worse than death itself. Kekeke
Tristan also loves all his friends from Hawai'i cause it aint get no better then paradise :) especially his friend Kainoa Stevens, shes awesome and he wishes he could of went out with her when he had the chance! Kainoa's Myspace
