Talk:Topic (chocolate bar)

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Random fact: the University of Cambridge Phoenix computer system used to respond (around 1992) to the command "HELP TOPICS" by informing the user about this chocolate bar. This probably reflects more on the nature of the users of that system than the confectionery itself. 82.40.240.8 18:14, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

There should be some mention made of the fact that this bar was not the only answer to the ultimate question of "what's got a hazelnut in every bite?", as the excrement of squirrels on a hazelnut-only diet would also suffice Axweildr 18:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure thats good enough of a joke or popular enough to warrent entry into the page but there was a joke in Red Dwarf that Rimmer was the only person to ever get a Topic Bar without a single hazelnut in it because he's so unlucky.Simondrake 00:47, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

I oppose the squirrel joke. If it is to be kept, it should at least use correct grammar. Vigimael 16:26, 16 October 2007 (UTC)