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Ian Scott Pierce (b. in DuQuoin, Illinois January 15, 1993-) is an American geek, currently self-employed.

[edit] Early Life

Ian was born and raised by humans. He enjoyed torturing them by ramming the van into the back of grandmas car, spraying what he thought was cologne on himself (which turned out to be pepper spray) and peeing on the front door. He became a fan of sports young and still loves them today. He started school strong, finishing with straight A's until 3 grades before 8th grade.

[edit] Current Events

Today Ian is a successful computer geek who fixes electronics for free. He also attends high school where his GPA is almost a 4.0.