| title |
comments |
| short-stories |
| a biennial anniversary of a stillbirth |
a mysterious story of three kids set in the mountains |
| three legs at night |
one demented, old, languishing man and his towels |
| entaharn |
don't burst that blood vessel, a halloween special |
| manure |
a story of contempt |
| humor |
| homeopathically unwrinkling my left toenail, an anatomical treatise, vol. 1 |
need anything more be said? |
| odyssey into the terrifying world of one ms. recipient's messy and overpopulated inbox |
010101 digital voyage 010101 |
| ELO: elven liver oxidation |
contain the anarchy! |
| do not incense the crack-addicted squirrels |
no good squirrels |
| poetry |
| I service the machine that services the machine |
luddite's prayer |
| priestcraft, a pious ode |
chicanery |
| ascent of a sycophant |
be wary of him |
| the phoenix and chaos stalemate |
rebirth |
| journal |
| unabridged, unedited conversation with YVXQXJJ |
transitions from free-will to stargate: SG-1 |
| attending a desi wedding in cincinnati |
piccies |
| acting with a gracious aussie, politics at the pool table |
courtesy |
| robert blackwill, dictionaries, and p[a-z]*pot(ate|ent) |
regex rules |
| philobabble |
corpuscles! |
| jason and the argonauts.. and the east colchis trading co. |
over analysis? never! |
| gadzooks! toons, extemporaneous fan mail and all that jazz |
weee, soda |
| egads! spurious dickens, spackled cars, and feckless me |
pencilpush and inkbottle |
| npr? I am not addicted to faberge eggs! |
bleeding gums murphy |
| opinions |
| slacker theory, sedulously researched |
fudge that test result |
| plagiarising from comedy central |
ted hitler |
| cursory game review of rome: total war |
hastati and triarii |
| beyond the impropriety of ward churchill |
shake them epithets! |
| hackneyed and lackluster musings of an interviewer, part II |
for shame, again! |
| hackneyed and lackluster musings of an interviewer |
for shame |
| the menu is, monkey brains |
ayn rand grows a mustache |
| mathematics |
| Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an English data miner |
oh zipf! |
| number theory: ah, those funny li'l modulos |
get that radix |
| neither 42 nor 47 are interesting |
google, where are you? |
