Wikipedia:Think of Wikipe-tan!

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous.
It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.
Wikipe-tan performing child labour!
Wikipe-tan performing child labour!
Wikipe-tan plays with fire unsupervised!
Wikipe-tan plays with fire unsupervised!
Wikipe-tan forced to wear a tree costume!
Wikipe-tan forced to wear a tree costume!
Wikipe-tan made to pose in sexy positions for camera!
Wikipe-tan made to pose in sexy positions for camera!
Wikipe-tan goes crazy from being locked in her room and not being allowed to have friends!
Wikipe-tan goes crazy from being locked in her room and not being allowed to have friends!
Wikipe-tan forced into blackface for "good laughs!"
Wikipe-tan forced into blackface for "good laughs!"
Wikipe-tan rented out to local advertisers!
Wikipe-tan rented out to local advertisers!
Wikipe-tan suffering from depression!
Wikipe-tan suffering from depression!
Wikipe-tan developing an eating disorder while being weighed like an animal!
Wikipe-tan developing an eating disorder while being weighed like an animal!
Wikipe-tan forced to stay up all night translating books in obscure languages!
Wikipe-tan forced to stay up all night translating books in obscure languages!
Wikipe-tan lost and unsupervised in the library!
Wikipe-tan lost and unsupervised in the library!
Wikipe-tan being pimped out and accepting money from strangers!!
Wikipe-tan being pimped out and accepting money from strangers!!
Wikipe-tan developing aggressive behaviours!
Wikipe-tan developing aggressive behaviours!


After years of abuse, neglect, and child endangerment, Wikipe-tan is (according to experts) suffering from a number of issues including schizophrenia, anorexia, depression, bipolarity, and pyromania, just to name a few. These issues have been apparent for years, and despite many requests to the Department of Human Services, nothing has been done!

What should we do? You can help save Wikipe-tan by donating money to pay for expensive lawyers to fight for her custody in court. Child slave labour is not an option! Fight for her freedom!

[edit] See also