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Contents 1 Dan Exner 1.1 General Uncleanliness 1.2 Dubiousness & Dubiosity 1.3 Connections to Afghani Sauce Terrorism Rings 1.4 Known Aliases 1.5 Current Situation

[edit] Dan Exner

[edit] General Uncleanliness

Dan Exner is known for generally poor hygiene and a tendency towards offensive flatulence. There is much speculation on why this is, and no conclusive determination has been made. Some have said that he may only bathe once a week, and then he only bathes in Sriracha sauce.

[edit] Dubiousness & Dubiosity

It is generally accepted that Mr. Exner is a dubious character. He is known to have played a role in the death of a juvenile hamster, Ffboh. Law enforcement has been unable to put together enough evidence for a conviction, but authorities are hoping to get build a case soon, as the top priority is to get Mr. Exner off the streets.

[edit] Connections to Afghani Sauce Terrorism Rings

Mr. Exner is known to associate himself with a certain Afghani Hot Sauce Terrorism Ring. He is suspected to run a Sriracha racket, feigning that his sauce has been stolen to fool unsuspecting acquaintences into allowing him to use their Sriracha. Two confirmed victims are Ben Wilda and Brian Nagle, who have reported several counts of despicable behaviour perpetrated by Mr. Exner involving Sriracha hot sauce.

[edit] Known Aliases

Dan Exner, AKA
Dan 'Sauceman' Exner
Saucy McSrirachaTheft
Tinkerbell McGibbons

The first two aliases have obvious origins. Not much is known about the third, outside of speculation that it has to do with previous involvement with a band of transvestite circus rats called 'The Surreptitious Rat Women'. It is thought that a falling out with this troupe is what led to his deceptive ways and sauce thievery.

[edit] Current Situation

Dan Exner is still at large and wanted by police for Sriracha theft and hamster murder.