User:Thepaintflake

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Thepainflake This user is interested in the Russian Revolution NGE This user found himself in Neon Genesis Evangelion. ID You don't need to see this user's identification. This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind. FZ This user listens to Frank Zappa. This user is interested in Alice Cooper. Closer This user owns a copy of Joy Division's Closer. A This user owns a copy of Kraftwerk's Autobahn. DSOTM This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. WYWH This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here. TW This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's The Wall. This user is on a mission from God. CREAM Outside my window is a tree CREAM This user likes white rooms with black curtains. This user feels the pain of everyone... and likes Dinosaur Jr TD This user is a rider on the storm. DT This user is a fan of Dream Theater. This user feels the synthetic pulse of Kraftwerk. This user takes the stairway to heaven. LB This user does not like Limp Bizkit. MöH This user is a fan of Motörhead.   All in all, this user's just another brick in The Wall. PF:TW This user wants to know if there's anybody out there. S This user is a fan of Slayer. ◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE WS This user fell in love with The White Stripes The Who This user plays a mean pinball. YES This user is a fan of the band Yes. Here's another clue for you all. The Walrus was this user. M This user likes the song "Mother", by Danzig. When all are one and one is all, this user is a rock, and does not roll. This user enjoys playing poker. This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies. This user contributes while using iTunes 7.6.2 This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! 56k This user has a 56k modem connection. This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety. Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. W Can you dig it? This user can. This user loves the smell of napalm in the morning. This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain. Clerks. This user isn't supposed to be here today! This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. This user has built a device that is guaranteed to end the human race ONCE AND FOR ALL! This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself. This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse. The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. This user's gonna need a bigger boat. Kill Bill This user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword. This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot. PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. This user accepts the alias Pink. This user puts the lotion on its skin. This victory belongs to the farmers, not to this user. TDR This user is the Devil, and is here to do the Devil's work. TA Bak user derka derka derka! Hoopla! This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic. This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made. This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made. ST2 KHAAAAAAAN! This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow. D This user loves the Discworld series. But wouldn't want to visit Ankh-Morpork. Ever. ICA This user liked the original Iron Chef better than Iron Chef America. RD This user knows that "they're all dead, Dave". This user has a cunning plan, my lord FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. This user[[{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]]!

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

Girl you thought he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didnt know nuthin

Girl you thought he was a man But he only was a-puffin No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin