User:The Giant Puffin/Apparently

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Apparently...

I enjoy dressing up in women's clothing and wearing make-up, then admiring myself in the mirror[1] I collect stamps and conifers, and suffer from sponerisms[2] I wear eyeliner, Am interested in Islamic Architecture, spin pens, do not like socklessness, and smoke Cannabis[3] I am against the use of the word cripple[4] Enjoy Pokémon cards and shiny objects[5] I died on on the 9th March 2007 because of my Wikipedia addiction, despite staying at The Priory[6] I suffer from Hypertrichosis and Methemoglobinemia and enjoy kung fu fighting![7] I enjoy circular knitting, like to participate in extreme ironing (I was crowed British Champion in 1756), have a keen interest in israel-Japan relations aswell as the Twenty-third dynasty of Egypt[8] My favourite films are Gayniggers from Outer Space, Spiceworld and Africa: The Serengeti, my favourite musical band of all time is Aqua, and I have a particular interest in the number 43[9]

References

^ According to this version of my page at 15:41, 3 June 2006 ^ According to this version of my page at 21:53, 3 June 2006 ^ According to this version of my page at 18:57, 11 September 2006 ^ According to this version of my page at 21:19, 1 February 2007 ^ According to this version of my page at 23:55, 10 March 2007 ^ According to this version of my page at 00:02, 11 March 2007 ^ According to this version of my page at 00:09, 11 March 2007 ^ According to this version of my page at 22:15, 24 June 2007 ^ According to this version of my page at 17:01, 3 July 2007