User:TheMasta

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TheMasta or Craig McKay (nicknames include: "The Craigmeister" and "Craigy Waiby Baby"), as he is more commonly known, is an inhabitant of England. Specific details of his whereabouts have remained a mystery to this date. He is 14 years of age and has at least one sister, who may be older or younger than The Masta himself. There has been much speculation about the individual in recent years. This is mainly with regards to his sexuality: some claim he is heterosexual although the majority state he is homosexual. A few people also claim to have had gay sexual experiences with him. These, however, remain unconfirmed and confined to the mind of one sick individual called Ian Fallon.

[edit] Quotes From TheMasta

• "[I am] Truly the masta!" - He quothed this motto on Saturday Febuary 11 2006.
• "Holy cow batman." - Spewed from his lips on Saturday Febuary 11 2006.
• "How do you eat yours?" - Uttered on various dates early in 2006
• "Heard about that queer Ian kid?" - Discussed by many after seeing how he updated this user profile all through 2006