User:TheDefiniteArticle

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The Definite Article
This user uses Aircrack for "legitimate" purposes only.
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Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.
<html> This user can write HTML.
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This user works in the film industry.
This user is a professional Web Designer.
This user is opposed to regional lockout.
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This user plays the Xbox 360.
This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind.

TheDefiniteArticle, 18, is an underachieving student and uninspired film director from Central Coast, New South Wales, Australia, who has recently taken an interest in spreading the wild oat of his diminutive brain. His mouth-words have a tendency to get him in trouble.

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TheDefiniteArticle is a student and web-designer during the day and uncreative film-maker during the night. Important factors that have made TheDefiniteArticle what he is today are film-director Kevin Smith, the album Mutter by Rammstein and the act of sexual reproduction on part by his parents.
The Definite Article has been described as "lazy", "arrogant", "boorish" and "goddamned ugly".... By his mother...

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22 January, 2008 - at lunch with a female companion decided that the channel  I was looking across warranted a photograph.
22 January, 2008 - at lunch with a female companion decided that the channel I was looking across warranted a photograph.

After I got home and retouched the photo - using one of my new favourite techniques of vignetting - I decided to see what Wikipedia had in the way of vignetion (word doesn't exist).

There was no comment on vignetting in digital image manipulation, so I added it.
I know I'm biased, but it's a bloody good photo.