User:THE evil fluffyface

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[edit] Origin of the name THE evil fluffyface

A long time ago, I used "The Evil Fluffyface" as a handle on Amazon.com. While Googling my wonderful self, I discovered that someone created a totally false (and badly written) review trying to amend the "wrong" I had committed in panning Da Derrty Versions: The Reinvention by Nelly on a website that most people would not know about under my Amazon.com handle. Although I contacted the website about the false review, I changed my Amazon.com handle to something that would not link me to the erroneous review. I never used it again...until I realized that I liked editing and suggesting changes to Wikipedia. Hence the "THE" in THE evil fluffyface.

Fluffyface, by the way, comes from Cleo's villainous alter-ego from the Clifford the Big Red Dog television series. (I heart Cree Summer.)

[edit] What I do at Wikipedia

I usually correct grammar, although I do get ugly in discussion boards sometimes.

So I'm a Grammar Policeman. I rest my case.

[edit] Projects I've Affiliated Myself with at Wikipedia

This user is a member of WikiProject Spam.
This user is a member of WikiProject Universities.
This user is a member of WikiProject North Carolina.
This user is a member of the
WikiProject Biography.
This user is a member of WikiProject Georgia (U.S. state).

[edit] Things I've Done So Far at Wikipedia

  • Too many edits, grammatical and non. Recent favorite edit was reformatting the bulk of the Giada De Laurentiis article. I also revert a lot of vandalism nowadays.
  • Provided a new, freely licensed picture for the Order of Gimghoul article.
  • A small thing, but put up a reference for the Paula Deen article. Will try to source anything I know about Deen's life to the article ASAP (hopefully).

[edit] Who I am

[edit] Basics

Scorpio This user is a Scorpio.
This user was born in the year of the Rat.
This user is female.
This user's ethnicity is
African American.
agn This user is agnostic.
This user is right-handed.
This user has black hair.
This user has brown eyes.


This user is Single.
Future indep This user lives in the parental home, but is aspiring to leave.

[edit] Location

This user lives in or hails from
North Carolina.
This user lives in the state of Florida. However, this user is not a native.
This user grew up in a rural area.

[edit] Education

UNC This user attends or attended UNC.
UNC I'm a Tar Heel born, I'm a Tar Heel bred...
This user studies at the Johnson & Wales University (North Miami, Florida) campus.

[edit] Personal

This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality.
This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil.
LacInt This user is Lactose intolerant

[edit] Food

This user is a Chocoholic.
This user prefers dark chocolate.
Cooookies So you see, Tommy, cookies made me who I am.
Why would anyone eat a peep?
This user loves Italian cuisine.
Dr P This user wants it all.
C2H5OH-2 This user drinks occasionally.
TEA! This user drinks southern sweet tea.

[edit] Random

LOST This user feels like he/she is lost.
This user can not lick his/her own elbow.
This user is interested in Greek Mythology.
This user enjoys photography.
This user does weight training.
NYY This user despises the New York Yankees.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
This user enjoys playing
solitaire.
This user is a Sudoku addict.
Red This user loves the colour red.

[edit] Languages I speak

[edit] Actual languages

fgn-1 This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.

[edit] Dialects

SoE-5 This fine human being speaks and understands Southern English proficiently and is therefore a true Southern belle or gentleman.
en-
ap-0
Thisere user doant unnerstan nary a word a Appalachian Inglish.
en-us-
ca
-1
This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.
en-us
-noc
This user can't speak North Central English worth a darn.

[edit] Grammar

LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
its & it's

This user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag.

“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
US This user uses American English.

[edit] Programming

C-0 This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in C++).
prog-0 This user does not know how to program.
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language
w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.

[edit] Internet

IntS-3 This uxor's a tweedler w/ Internet slang.
LOL I CAN HAS LOL CODE!!1
1337-1 Th1s us3r is 4bl3 t0 c0ntribut3 with 4 b4si< l3v3l of 1337.

[edit] Other

blz-0 This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon
ascii
-0
This user does not understand ASCII.
pig-1 Isthay useryay isyay ableyay otay ontributecay ithway ayay asicbay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
Rot13-0 Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).
Nds-1 This droog govoreets basic Nadsat.
BS-0 This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

[edit] THE evil fluffyface's Federation of Geek

[edit] Technology Division

Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
Ad This user uses Adblock (Plus) (with Filterset.G) on Mozilla Firefox to eliminate ads.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
DUO This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core Duo microprocessor.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

[edit] iPod/iTunes Division

This user has an iPod.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
iTS This user uses the
iTunes Store.
PC
This user listens to podcasts.

[edit] Musicals Division

W This user mourns the Wicked.
Hoopla! This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

[edit] Stereotypical Geek Division

This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.
Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...

[edit] Favorite authors

This user feels like her eyes are watching God when she reads the books of Zora Neale Hurston.
This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

[edit] Film preferences

Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.
W Can you dig it? This user can.
This user has built a device that is guaranteed to end the human race ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...

[edit] Television shows

$ This user is a fan of game shows.
ANTM This user wants to be on top.
STOP! This user wants to Press Their Luck.
This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
BDKS
This user is the stone that the builder refused...
GWG This user just caught a fish!
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
ICA This user liked the original Iron Chef better than Iron Chef America.


B:TAS This user is a fan of Batman: The Animated Series.
FD This user is a Frisky Dingo fan.
Bob

This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.
RJ This user is Rick James, bitch!
This user is a Scooby-Doo fan.
This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill O'Reilly in every way possible. YA RLY
FAUX
This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.

[edit] Music

This user likes most types of music.
This user appreciates real punk music.
fan-3 This user loves Mariah Carey.

[edit] Contact information (or lack thereof)

This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.
last
·fm
This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm-(pennydinawoods).
f This user has a Flickr account as pennydinawoods .
This user uses WordPress.
Add
This user is found on many internet communities.
LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal  as hollymarchosias.
This user has a profile on MySpace.
Digg This user contributes to Digg.


t

This user tweets on Twitter as almightysekhmet.
This user is not interested in Uncyclopedia.
This user has a page on Wikitravel.
You
Tube
This user broadcasts themselves on YouTube.
This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.

[edit] Finale Ultimo

This user has too much time on his hands.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
:( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.
Actually, the Internet is serious business.




Yep.