User:Terrance Sun

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TERRANCE SUN

Terrance Sun is a very ambitious middle school student with extremely unrealistic goals and very undefined success. Currently he has met 0 of his 146 goals in life. Terrance Sun tries his best to meet his goals, but uses the excuse that he is easily "sidetracked" and "distracted" or "will be more successful later on" to get out of situations where work is required.

One of the prominent traits of Terrance Sun is his "show-off ness" or his "ability to make others feel bad". This does not end up helping him, because he himself doesn't work, but it does end up making life a lot more fun.

Although he couldn't be lazier, Terrance Sun has an incredibly egocentric view of the universe, believing that everyone else is an "NPC" in a virtual world. His philosophical opinions are extremely offensive to most and best kept to himself.

Despite having so many flaws, Terrance Sun is what people describe as a "fricken genius". In the case that a number theory combinatorics problem appears, Terrance Sun can solve the problem in 2 seconds with an 87% success rate. Unfortunately, he ends up trying to actually solve the problem 99% of the time and always fails.

Terrance Sun might have many challenges in front of him, but his sheer potential outclasses these obstacles. He plans to shine in the following year. Will he meet his expectations? Only time will tell.

GOALS

Terrance Sun plans to win every single flippin` contest next year, or a majority at worst. He plans to do so by never being able to enjoy the outdoors, locking himself up in a classroom, and stripping all his computer privileges. These would greatly benefit his success rate.

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