User:Sunburntface

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User:Sunburntface was a relatively unknown cartoon that broadcasted illegally on the hidden channel TV-299 in rural Bolkasar. The show followed the exploits of a half eaten and discarded Turkish Pizza named Sunburntface as he tried to locate both his creator and the one who discarded him outside a brothel. The crude artwork and lack of any noticeable script made the show a cult classic in Eastern Europe and even aired for a brief spell on Sky Television. Only fourteen episodes were made in this mini series and the creators have never been identified although some attribute the work to Mrkhat Rosuued, a travelling street artist with a penchant for jazz. The series follows Sunburntface from his awakening in episode one in the hands of a tramp named Dame Judy Dench as she is attempting to pry the dogs hairs out from his spicey meat sauce. Sunburntface begs for mercy and explains that he is destined to cause the death of his owner by way of a heart attack. Judy pities the chewed up snack and agrees to help him in his mission. Following this apparent theme the story then takes another twist as Sunburntface is shown in the next scene sitting on a toilet in Amsterdam, injecting himself with Calvé Mayonnaise. Once finished he unfolds out over the toilet floor, spilling meat sauce and onions all over the tile floor. Outside the toilet door is seen an old dog in a trench coat smoking a pipe and knocking on the door. He asks continously if the toilet is vacant or if ghosts have taken it over. The young girl beside him is wearing a metal space suit and weeps into a martini glass which she then slurps and refills with tears. A spider dangles from the ceiling squeezing a lime into her glass each time she fills it. All the while customers enter the toilets and are shown either using cocaine or taking small pills, nobody actually uses the toilets facilities for their original function. One is lead to believe that the toilets are located under a nightclub or bar due to the loud jungle music which appears each time the door opens, however, as the view pans upwards through the floor boards one can see that the toilets are part of the over head church and all the priests can be seen changing out of their dance clothes and into their robes in order to go out and serve mass. The second episode opened with the footage of a baby elephant eating a mouse only to cough it back up and watch as the mouse scurries off. This quickly cuts back the cartoon image of Sunburntface leaving a suburban bungalow, wearing a suit and tie and carrying a briefcase. He turns to wave back at the woman in the window who is shown to be Dame Judy Dench who is carrying a bundle in white cloth resembling a new born infant. The next scene shows Sunburntface driving along a bust motorway, whistling "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin. As he is about to make a turn he spots the driver beside him and slams on the breaks. As a close up of the driver is shown, another screen opens which shows the same man, only thinner and healthier looking, kneading some dough and sprinkling some seasoning into it. Next it shows the man laughing heartily as he throws the dough in the air to make a pizza. Sunburntface is shown smiling with tears in his eyes and one can only assume he has located his creator as, again, the next scene changes to something completely different. A woman with no hands is running up a rainbow which is superimposed over a scene from "Hear no evil, see no evil" when she wakes up in bed sweating and clutching her wrists. She laughs in a relieved manner and lies down to sleep as Richard Pryor, who is lying beside her wearing the same clothes as he was in the earlier clip, puts his arm around her and kisses her head.