User:Sumbadia

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Sumbadia is a dotterel organisation founded by a lonely, unloved, old man named Sumbadia Robins.

He began assembling recruits on the 23rd April, 183 BC. The old man Sumbadia was able to recruit so many people because he enchanted them with his magical flute of wonder. He was able to do this becuase he is the best flautist EVER.

Sumbaida had a unfortunate childhood. He was abandoned by his alcoholic parents becuase they believed his exsistance to be futile. On the murky streets of Luton, Sumbadia was found by a group of pigeons, who took Sumbaida under their wings. These were no ordinary pigeons they were esacped mental patients that believed that were pigeons. Although insane they cared for Sumbadia until he learned to 'fly'.

Unfortunately, four weeks after being adopted by these crazy pigeon people, they died out from a passing rabies disease. With his new pigeon instincts Sumbadia flew to an island where he could be isolated and roll around in his own filth.

Whilst on his travels to the island though he upset the mighty Nor’dak as he pooped on one of his statues. Nor’dak lived under the earth and because of Sumbadia’s pigeon-like behaviour decided to follow Sumbadia to his island. Nor’dak swore that one day he would get revenge on the little flapdoodle.

To be continued……